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I banged my girlfriends sister
    #3911213 - 03/13/05 11:57 AM (19 years, 10 days ago)

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!! What was i thinking?!?!?!

It hapenned last night, I had dinner over at my girlfriend's house and my gf left before I did. Before I left her sister asked me if I wanted to go to a party, now I've never had a close relationship with her sister but hell, i wanted to party. I had no will whatsoever to cheat on my girl, I just wanted to have a few beers and have a good time. (I have lost all recollection of the party)

Forward to this morning: I wake up in a bed next to my girlfriend's sister. She leans over gives me a kiss... once this all settles in I freek out. I immediately leave and have been sitting here in shame this whole day. I feel so bad about it, was I so drunk that I didn't recognize my girlfriend's sister, did I think she was my girlfriend, what was going on in my head?

I think I am going to tell her, I realize that she is the one I really do love, that I REALLY fucked up, and that she is probably going to leave me but i'd never lie to her. From here on out I bear the mark of shame.
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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Freeker]
    #3911224 - 03/13/05 12:00 PM (19 years, 10 days ago)

Honest mistake...


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Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.

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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Freeker]
    #3911235 - 03/13/05 12:02 PM (19 years, 10 days ago)

tell her and hope for the best. good luck man :thumbup:


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: joecrab]
    #3911238 - 03/13/05 12:04 PM (19 years, 10 days ago)

tell her

you're still fucked

blood is thicker than water


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: joecrab]
    #3911240 - 03/13/05 12:04 PM (19 years, 10 days ago)

Hoping for the best will probably be a let down, I have to tell her in person, no reason really.

I expect a few curses, possibly a thrown lamp, and a "get out of my house!"

right now I just really hope that the 2 of them won't hate eachother from here on.

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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: blink]
    #3911241 - 03/13/05 12:05 PM (19 years, 10 days ago)

how much did you drink?

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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: JTHM]
    #3911245 - 03/13/05 12:06 PM (19 years, 10 days ago)

I don't remember man, I wish I could.

My friend who was also at the party said throughout the party I always had a beer in hand.

I think I'm gonna quit drinking for a few months.

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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: blink]
    #3911246 - 03/13/05 12:06 PM (19 years, 10 days ago)

Quote:

blinkidiot said:
blood is thicker than water




I never did feel that way, ever...always been closer to my friends/lovers than my family.

But yeah, he's fucked.


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Freeker]
    #3911248 - 03/13/05 12:06 PM (19 years, 10 days ago)

that sucks bro. hopefully you guys can have a god chat, but in reality she will probably be really pissed and upset. keep your cool and try to talk to her after you break teh news.

hiding would be even worse i think.


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: kadakuda]
    #3911255 - 03/13/05 12:08 PM (19 years, 10 days ago)

We're probably going to break up, which totaly kills me, but in all fairness I deserve it; she oughta get someone better than I.

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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Freeker]
    #3911264 - 03/13/05 12:09 PM (19 years, 10 days ago)

Your nick is apt.


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Freeker]
    #3911265 - 03/13/05 12:09 PM (19 years, 10 days ago)

This blows, I don't even remember teh sex.

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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Freeker]
    #3911270 - 03/13/05 12:11 PM (19 years, 10 days ago)

maybe you didn't have sex? :shrug:


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Jim]
    #3911272 - 03/13/05 12:12 PM (19 years, 10 days ago)

It's possible.


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Jim]
    #3911273 - 03/13/05 12:12 PM (19 years, 10 days ago)

I'm pretty sure we did, I had one of those 10 minute piss sessions this morning.

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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Freeker]
    #3911274 - 03/13/05 12:12 PM (19 years, 10 days ago)

Yeah dude, if she brakes up with you go out with her sister. :lol:

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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Freeker]
    #3911292 - 03/13/05 12:18 PM (19 years, 10 days ago)

How long have you been going out with this girl?

The thing is, she'd be pissed about you banging any other girl, but her sister!!??

It might be over my friend

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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Freeker]
    #3911296 - 03/13/05 12:19 PM (19 years, 10 days ago)

Were you naked when you woke up?

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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Boom]
    #3911300 - 03/13/05 12:20 PM (19 years, 10 days ago)

We've been going at it for roughly 3 years, the thing is in the back of my mind I know its most likely over... but I love this woman.

I realize there is no way to tell her I had sex with your sister but I still love you.

I'm gonna head over to her house in 20 mins or so and tell her

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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #3911311 - 03/13/05 12:21 PM (19 years, 10 days ago)

I was in boxers, she was naked. I would like to beleive we both lost the clothes in a game of strip poker but i highly doubt it

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