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OfflineJCoke
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how to make alot of money quickly??
    #3909028 - 03/12/05 08:05 PM (19 years, 21 days ago)

i'll sell my testicles if the price is right, seriously, both of them, or possibly other organs, my brother once told me that a single testicle is going for around $50.000 for medical testing, i searched and could'nt find anything, some help would be great if you know anything about that..

also, about foreign currency exchange, is there a country where say, 1 usa dollar is worth more than it is here?? what would be the best country to do this??


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OfflineMitchnast
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Re: how to make alot of money quickly?? [Re: JCoke]
    #3909044 - 03/12/05 08:07 PM (19 years, 21 days ago)

i would sell a kidney if i knew it would be well harvested.
i know it would be better to donate it, but untill we change the world, i need the money

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OfflineWildRunner
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Re: how to make alot of money quickly?? [Re: Mitchnast]
    #3909061 - 03/12/05 08:12 PM (19 years, 21 days ago)

You'd accept 50 g's to be given the name 'one nut'?


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Re: how to make alot of money quickly?? [Re: JCoke]
    #3909068 - 03/12/05 08:13 PM (19 years, 21 days ago)

Become a pimp and whore yourself as well...oh sex is the oldest carreer in history..

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OfflineJCoke
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Re: how to make alot of money quickly?? [Re: WildRunner]
    #3909072 - 03/12/05 08:14 PM (19 years, 21 days ago)

i'd accept 100 g's to be given the name 'no nuts'.

:lol:


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"I traveled a long way seeking God, but when I finally gave up and turned back, there He was, within me! O Lalli! Now why do you wander like a beggar? Make some effort, and He will grant you a vision of Himself in the form of bliss in your heart." -the saint of the Kashmir Shaivism tradition: Lalli.

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Re: how to make alot of money quickly?? [Re: JCoke]
    #3909085 - 03/12/05 08:16 PM (19 years, 21 days ago)

You know, Tupac got shot in one of his testicles...

But he never changed his name to Onepac.  :shrug:


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Re: how to make alot of money quickly?? [Re: JCoke]
    #3909090 - 03/12/05 08:16 PM (19 years, 21 days ago)

besides, i'd just bust a nut in jar and store in a freezer so if i ever decided to have kids, and i'd get some fake rubbery ball's in place of my old nuts, that don't sound so bad to me...


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"I traveled a long way seeking God, but when I finally gave up and turned back, there He was, within me! O Lalli! Now why do you wander like a beggar? Make some effort, and He will grant you a vision of Himself in the form of bliss in your heart." -the saint of the Kashmir Shaivism tradition: Lalli.

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InvisibleJim
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Re: how to make alot of money quickly?? [Re: JCoke]
    #3909099 - 03/12/05 08:19 PM (19 years, 21 days ago)

the Philippians have a great rate for US money.


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OfflineFreeLaws1_6
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Re: how to make alot of money quickly?? [Re: JCoke]
    #3909104 - 03/12/05 08:20 PM (19 years, 21 days ago)

HAHAHAHHAHA!! Genius!


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OfflineWildRunner
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Re: how to make alot of money quickly?? [Re: Jim]
    #3909108 - 03/12/05 08:21 PM (19 years, 21 days ago)

You guys use to get a wicked exchange rate on us canucks. Getting checks from the grammy down south was always a nice treat.


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OfflineRedNucleus
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Re: how to make alot of money quickly?? [Re: JCoke]
    #3909115 - 03/12/05 08:22 PM (19 years, 21 days ago)

you know you'd lose your testosterone right?


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OfflineJCoke
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Re: how to make alot of money quickly?? [Re: RedNucleus]
    #3909138 - 03/12/05 08:27 PM (19 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

RedNukleus said:
you know you'd lose your testosterone right?




maybe i should just keep one than, that outta keep my testosterone up and coming, eh?  :grin: :thumbup:

edit: on second thought, what good is testosterone? it's what most women want, i don't even plan to get married and have kids anyways, i'd be alot more metrosexual possibly, eh, that's fine with me, i think i'd be happier with out my nuts now that i think about it..

in fact, i'd sell my dick too..

so what if would have to live with a two inch mountain of flesh where my dick used to be, if the price is right Hell Yeah!! :grin: :thumbup:

:penis:


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hello, your name is life on earth
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"I traveled a long way seeking God, but when I finally gave up and turned back, there He was, within me! O Lalli! Now why do you wander like a beggar? Make some effort, and He will grant you a vision of Himself in the form of bliss in your heart." -the saint of the Kashmir Shaivism tradition: Lalli.

Edited by JCoke (03/12/05 08:33 PM)

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OfflineMycoJunkie
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Re: how to make alot of money quickly?? [Re: Skunk420]
    #3909149 - 03/12/05 08:28 PM (19 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

skunk78395 said:
Become a pimp and whore yourself as well...oh sex is the oldest carreer in history..




Being a gigalo = a lot of anal humpage on both ends.


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Re: how to make alot of money quickly?? [Re: JCoke]
    #3909338 - 03/12/05 09:11 PM (19 years, 21 days ago)

I knew a kid who had to have one of his gonads removed for a medical reason. He was maybe 10 years old at the time and his name was... Woody. For real. So he got teased big time, kids are so cruel. Anyway, after a while, we were supposed to call him "RC" as his new nickname.

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Re: how to make alot of money quickly?? [Re: ToolTroll]
    #3909411 - 03/12/05 09:29 PM (19 years, 21 days ago)

you only need one nut. and birth control pills are fun to pop no matter who you are. try popping two evryday for a year, its FUN :smile:

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Re: how to make alot of money quickly?? [Re: Mitchnast]
    #3909435 - 03/12/05 09:35 PM (19 years, 21 days ago)

y would u want to pop birth control?


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Re: how to make alot of money quickly?? [Re: JCoke]
    #3909510 - 03/12/05 09:59 PM (19 years, 21 days ago)

jesus man get a job or something! I think you'd miss your dick pretty fucking fast dude.


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Re: how to make alot of money quickly?? [Re: JCoke]
    #3909631 - 03/12/05 10:25 PM (19 years, 21 days ago)

you could whore yourself out to 50 fat chicks for $1,000 a piece


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Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.

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Re: how to make alot of money quickly?? [Re: Jim]
    #3909814 - 03/12/05 11:17 PM (19 years, 21 days ago)

shit i would fuck a fat chick for free at the moment....im having a sex drought i thik we need a sex dance of the gods...lol


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Check out www.alexgrey.com! He does tools artwork from lateralus.
No harm can come from questioning. "Best" case scenerio: You prove it right without relying on the fact that it is widely accepted. Argument strengthened. "Worst" case scenerio: You realize you might have been wrong. The new answer might or might not be what you want to hear, but it beats defending yourself with bullshit.
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OfflineRambone
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Re: how to make alot of money quickly?? [Re: Jim]
    #3909819 - 03/12/05 11:18 PM (19 years, 21 days ago)

It's "you could whore yourself out to 1,000 fat chicks for $50 a piece. Or you could whore yourself out to 50 really fat chicks for $1,000 a piece."



then again I haven't seen that episode for a good three years.

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