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Invisibleniteowl
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Pregnant MEN...........
    #3893223 - 03/09/05 03:17 PM (19 years, 24 days ago)

Here is a story about a guy that is pregnant...


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Janice
Well, I must say, a pregnant man isn't something you see everyday.

Mr. Lee
Actually, I see this pregnancy as being very much in keeping with Buddhist philosophical thought. There is a strong connection I feel between myself, the child within my body, and the world around us both. And I think there is a greater awareness and empathy I now share with my mother and sister as a result of my pregnancy. Most of all, there is a level of insight and understanding about being alive ? of sharing your life ? in ways that I've never realized before.

Janice
I've talked with other pregnant people who have also described this sensation. I felt it strongly myself when I had my own daughter a few years ago... One last question, Mr. Lee. Do you have a name for your baby yet?

Mr. Lee
I think I'll only know the name when the child is born. I guess we'll have to wait and see!





What will they think up next!!!!!!!!


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OfflineMeatSpace
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Re: Pregnant MEN........... [Re: niteowl]
    #3893255 - 03/09/05 03:29 PM (19 years, 24 days ago)

Can we make men menstrate?


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OfflineMeatSpace
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Re: Pregnant MEN........... [Re: MeatSpace]
    #3893256 - 03/09/05 03:29 PM (19 years, 24 days ago)

please


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OfflineTurd
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Re: Pregnant MEN........... [Re: MeatSpace]
    #3893309 - 03/09/05 03:38 PM (19 years, 24 days ago)

I sure hope not

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OfflineRedNucleus
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Re: Pregnant MEN........... [Re: niteowl]
    #3893326 - 03/09/05 03:41 PM (19 years, 24 days ago)

uhh, what is this thread? your quote's in the form of a joke, but there is no punchline. just random people who are delusional. weird.


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Invisiblericochet
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Re: Pregnant MEN........... [Re: RedNucleus]
    #3893362 - 03/09/05 03:50 PM (19 years, 24 days ago)

http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/malepreg.htm


move along. nothing to see here.

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OfflinePhluck
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Re: Pregnant MEN........... [Re: MeatSpace]
    #3893524 - 03/09/05 04:22 PM (19 years, 24 days ago)

Can we make men menstrate?

There are ways to make us bleed from the gentials, but they're even less pleasant than menstruation.


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Re: Pregnant MEN........... [Re: ricochet]
    #3893569 - 03/09/05 04:29 PM (19 years, 24 days ago)

i give birth all the time to lil brown alien babys


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OfflineCaptain Loafy McPoopdick
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Re: Pregnant MEN........... [Re: niteowl]
    #3893720 - 03/09/05 05:04 PM (19 years, 24 days ago)

That's pretty funny though, he'd have to grow up and tell people that he was shit out

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Re: Pregnant MEN........... [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #3894244 - 03/09/05 06:33 PM (19 years, 24 days ago)

ew


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