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Invisiblelooner2
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poop poll
    #3860292 - 03/02/05 10:30 PM (19 years, 30 days ago)

poll
Do you look at the poo on the toilet paper after you wipe?
You may choose only one
If yes, do you smell it?
You may choose only one


Votes accepted from (03/02/05 10:30 PM) to (No end specified)
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Invisiblelooner2
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Re: poop poll [Re: looner2]
    #3860337 - 03/02/05 10:41 PM (19 years, 30 days ago)

don't be shy people, I know its a sensitive issue, but it needs to be asked.


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OfflinePsilygirl
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Re: poop poll [Re: looner2]
    #3860528 - 03/02/05 11:34 PM (19 years, 30 days ago)

I look at it cause how else do you know if you're done wiping?


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Invisiblelooner2
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Re: poop poll [Re: Psilygirl]
    #3860580 - 03/02/05 11:49 PM (19 years, 30 days ago)

Sometimes life's mysteries are best left unknown.


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Offlinedelta9
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Re: poop poll [Re: looner2]
    #3860764 - 03/03/05 12:35 AM (19 years, 30 days ago)

It's also a health thing.  Green is, generally, not good :wink:

I think there was a study somewhere sometime and they found that people who DIDN'T inspect their shit had some major issues.


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Re: poop poll [Re: looner2]
    #3861306 - 03/03/05 05:11 AM (19 years, 29 days ago)

First of all... ewwy eww ew ew :smirk:
Ok, it may be looked at, it's going to be in your field of vision anyway.
But i don't think it's necessary to smell it, unless you're a dog. Just being there will be all the smell you need to smell.


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InvisibleTODAY
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Re: poop poll [Re: looner2]
    #3863623 - 03/03/05 04:23 PM (19 years, 29 days ago)

nobody really smells it do they? :puke:


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Re: poop poll *DELETED* [Re: TODAY]
    #3863708 - 03/03/05 04:44 PM (19 years, 29 days ago)

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InvisibleTODAY
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Re: poop poll [Re: Dragonaut]
    #3864654 - 03/03/05 07:38 PM (19 years, 29 days ago)

i shit at the end of my trip, while still decently high. when i was tripping hard the thought of peeing or even shitting was just too strange.
that's some funk shit!


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Re: poop poll [Re: TODAY]
    #3872159 - 03/05/05 07:20 AM (19 years, 27 days ago)

you should have added if people sit or stand while they wipe.


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OfflineMetaShroom
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Re: poop poll [Re: lemon_lw]
    #3872170 - 03/05/05 07:32 AM (19 years, 27 days ago)

how many times do you poop each day on average
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do you sit or stand when you wipe
You may choose only one


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Re: poop poll [Re: MetaShroom]
    #3872225 - 03/05/05 08:23 AM (19 years, 27 days ago)

i don't poop. and girls don't poop. i am the one exception. because i am the chosen one.


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"Fear is the great barrier to human growth." ~ Dr. Robert Monroe



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Re: poop poll [Re: Locus]
    #3888590 - 03/08/05 05:23 PM (19 years, 24 days ago)

oops i voted wrong, damn complicated polling system


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Re: poop poll [Re: ChingChong]
    #3889006 - 03/08/05 06:32 PM (19 years, 24 days ago)

werd, complicated


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The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery every day. Never lose a holy curiosity. ~ Albert Einstein
"Fear is the great barrier to human growth." ~ Dr. Robert Monroe



~~~*Dosis sola facit venenum*~~~

*Check my profile to listen to my music* :smile:

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Re: poop poll [Re: Locus]
    #4011405 - 04/04/05 01:41 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Dontcha hate it when your trippin balls and you have no idea if yer done wiping, so you wipe an extra 8 times just to be sure.  :lol:


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Re: poop poll [Re: Maverik]
    #28420850 - 08/04/23 06:40 PM (7 months, 19 days ago)

If the poll is open, I'm going to post a reply since we don't lock old polls. Check my poll. Lol.

I just wanted to say that I wipe an extra seven times because it is the number of perfection. As a number of power, I know my poop is cleaned up when I wipe 7 times. If I don't look at it and I just keep on wiping, I'm liable to make my bunghole bleed. I also like to wipe with fire. "Haha yeah fire!" "Nii"

And trust me I use a lot of Teepee. "I am the great cornholio! I need teepee for my bunghole." "Give me all of your teepee!"

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OfflinegopherS
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Re: poop poll [Re: TrKyNcKmSk]
    #28423747 - 08/07/23 02:49 AM (7 months, 17 days ago)

Since your new here theres something you need to know, you justposted in an invalid poll, I'll give you a pass as this poll is so old its probably before STaL, but any poll with out STaL is an invalid poll, and you must call it out as such


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OfflineTrKyNcKmSk
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Re: poop poll [Re: gopher]
    #28425127 - 08/07/23 10:41 PM (7 months, 16 days ago)

Im a little confused as to what you mean. What do you mean call it out as such? ..."Hey this is an invalid poll!!!" Like that?
Also what is and where does it show STaL? Does it mean still alive? What do you mean I get a pass? Can I get banned or something by participating in an old poll? Thanks.

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OfflinegopherS
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Re: poop poll [Re: TrKyNcKmSk]
    #28427080 - 08/09/23 12:22 PM (7 months, 14 days ago)

Sorry I started to write this post yesterday but I got sidetracked

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TrKyNcKmSk said:
Im a little confused as to what you mean. What do you mean call it out as such? ..."Hey this is an invalid poll!!!" Like that?
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Exactly like that

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TrKyNcKmSk said:
Also what is and where does it show STaL?.




Stal is the last option in a valid poll

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TrKyNcKmSk said:Does it mean still alive?




No


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TrKyNcKmSk said:
What do you mean I get a pass? Can I get banned or something




Depends what kinda mood asante is in

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Since Disney has obtained tremendous value from the public domain, knows how important the public domain is, and is firmly determined to never contribute anything to it.

My pronouns are He and Him, and my adjectives are Fat and Jazzy

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OfflineTrKyNcKmSk
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Re: poop poll [Re: gopher]
    #28427597 - 08/09/23 08:18 PM (7 months, 14 days ago)

Wait! I accidentally posted an invalid poll... Will I die now? I hope, that if I can just post a little better than Abighurdofturd, I don't get banned.( That was such a heated thread that I want to make it clear I do not support a big hurd of turd or Asante so no offense to either one, well turd can't see this but anyways) Lol. So seriously though if you make a poll it needs to have STAL on it to be valid? What if you don't want that option, I mean the poll is for the poster not the pollers... If I want to compare 2 things, for example, do I really have to give trolls a third option? I can't tell if you're joking or not because the threads sound so stupid... I mean who cares!!! I'll do it how the shroomery wants but I want to make sure you're not just fucking with me. I know the Asante thing is partially a joke, but not, so are you really not allowed to answer the questions. Lol thanks. Don't worry I will keep all opinions, well non drug/shrooms related opinions, to myself just to stay on the safe side. Thanks.

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