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OfflinePhychotron
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I just stubbed 3 toes at the exact same time
    #3887008 - 03/08/05 01:30 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

i've been walking around barefoot all day, and my feet are all cold, and i went to sit down, and my keyboard started to fall, and i went to catch it, and BAM right into the chair... left foot, middle toe thru the pinky toe... it sucks... like  ouch...  :dead:


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Re: I just stubbed 3 toes at the exact same time [Re: Phychotron]
    #3887021 - 03/08/05 01:33 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

ewww....i hate when i stub my toe!


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Re: I just stubbed 3 toes at the exact same time [Re: Vulture]
    #3887024 - 03/08/05 01:33 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

i'd rather stub my toe than get my dick stuck in a zipper.


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Re: I just stubbed 3 toes at the exact same time [Re: WildRunner]
    #3887026 - 03/08/05 01:34 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

WildRunner said:
i'd rather stub my toe than get my dick stuck in a zipper.




I don't think anybody's gonna dispute that one.


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Re: I just stubbed 3 toes at the exact same time [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #3887043 - 03/08/05 01:39 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

OneMoreRobot3021 said:
Quote:

WildRunner said:
i'd rather stub my toe than get my dick stuck in a zipper.




I don't think anybody's gonna dispute that one.




Agreed


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Re: I just stubbed 3 toes at the exact same time [Re: JettaJay]
    #3887048 - 03/08/05 01:41 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

actualy, i kinda did a little bit the other day, first time of my life... i'd say 22 years without an accident is a pretty good track record, but it didnt hurt that bad cause i felt it coming on, and stopped...


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Re: I just stubbed 3 toes at the exact same time [Re: Phychotron]
    #3887071 - 03/08/05 01:47 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Phychotron said:
i went to sit down, and my keyboard started to fall, and i went to catch it, and BAM right into the chair... left foot, middle toe thru the pinky toe... it sucks... like  ouch...  :dead:




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Re: I just stubbed 3 toes at the exact same time [Re: JettaJay]
    #3887079 - 03/08/05 01:50 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

I've never gotten my dick stuck in a zipper (hope it never happens), but stubbing toes sucks.


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Re: I just stubbed 3 toes at the exact same time [Re: Phychotron]
    #3887081 - 03/08/05 01:51 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

yea, i never thought it would happen to me, but my underwear were lined up just right to where it just sorta popped out enough to get in the way... it was definetly an eye opener. :eek:


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Re: I just stubbed 3 toes at the exact same time [Re: Phychotron]
    #3887088 - 03/08/05 01:54 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

I'm always ultra careful when I repackage the trouser snake. Not wearing underwear makes it essential.


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Re: I just stubbed 3 toes at the exact same time [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #3887175 - 03/08/05 02:20 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

oh yeah the dick/zipper thing sucks

you wont be able to so much as jack off cause of the damn scab!


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Re: I just stubbed 3 toes at the exact same time [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #3887601 - 03/08/05 04:00 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

I've done it before. I was wearing the canadian army issue pants, those big green cargos.. anyways, those have a beastly zipper on em. It too me a good 15 min to get outta it.

yea, I dont wear underwhere; you totally gotta watch out for that shit.


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Re: I just stubbed 3 toes at the exact same time [Re: WildRunner]
    #3887631 - 03/08/05 04:09 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

moral of the story: wear underwear, stupid.


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Re: I just stubbed 3 toes at the exact same time [Re: 40oz]
    #3887651 - 03/08/05 04:13 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

fuck that, underwear are pointless.

Just gotta pay a little more attention when closing the curtains.


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Re: I just stubbed 3 toes at the exact same time [Re: WildRunner]
    #3887670 - 03/08/05 04:17 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

i love boxers.
i have never gone commando,
i dont find the appeal of a chafed crotch, hence not pointless.


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Re: I just stubbed 3 toes at the exact same time [Re: 40oz]
    #3887736 - 03/08/05 04:27 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

heh, I guess we just got different scrotums then...
To each their own man right?


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Re: I just stubbed 3 toes at the exact same time [Re: WildRunner]
    #3887745 - 03/08/05 04:30 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

well i suppose i can understand
why someone with a small crotch wouldnt wear underwear.


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Re: I just stubbed 3 toes at the exact same time [Re: 40oz]
    #3887806 - 03/08/05 04:43 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Kinda set myself up for that one...
was waiting for someone to call it.


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Re: I just stubbed 3 toes at the exact same time [Re: WildRunner]
    #3887822 - 03/08/05 04:45 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

maybe if you wore underwear,
you could add a few point to your IQ.


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Re: I just stubbed 3 toes at the exact same time [Re: 40oz]
    #3887832 - 03/08/05 04:48 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

k, now im just not following you. Failing to see how not wearing undewear lowers my iq... or is an example of it being low.


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