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OfflineKristiMidocean
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soooo sleepy drugs please
    #3885737 - 03/08/05 03:32 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

omg... I can't sleep at all.. I have soo much stuff on my mind soo I need your help ( I already took sleepy drugs and they haven't help) So I need you guys to be my sleepy drug and help me clear my mind ... Tell me a funny joke or funny story or something that will help me sleep


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Re: soooo sleepy drugs please [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #3885745 - 03/08/05 03:35 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Chimps Shot After Rampage

BAKERSFIELD, CA (AP) A couple's plan for a birthday party for their former pet chimpanzee turned tragic when two other chimps at an animal sanctuaryescaped from their cage and attacked. The man was critically injured with massive wounds to his face, body, and limbs, and the attacking animals were shot to death.

David St. James and LaDonna Davis were at Animal Haven Ranch in caliente to celebrate the birthday of Moe, a 39-year-old chimpanzee who was taken from their suburban Los Angeles home in 1999 after biting off part of a woman's finger.

The couple had brought Moe a cake and were standing outside his cage when Buddy and Ollie, two of four chimpanzees in the adjoining cage, attacked St. James and Davis. Officials have not determined how the chimps got out of their enclosure.

St. James had severe facial injuries and would require extensive surgery in an attempt to reattach his nose, Dr. Maureen Matin of Kern Medical Center told KGET-TV of Bakersfield. His testicles and a foot were also severed.


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Re: soooo sleepy drugs please [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #3885763 - 03/08/05 03:41 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I don't get it...is that suppose to be funny? if so explain


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Re: soooo sleepy drugs please [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #3885770 - 03/08/05 03:43 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Getting your balls, nose and foot bitten off by chimps you were trying to give a birthday cake to? It's an incredible story... not funny but it may give you nightmares when you do fall asleep ehehahaha :grin:


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Re: soooo sleepy drugs please [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #3885802 - 03/08/05 03:53 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I was trying to write a funny rhyme.. but i failed misserably so i'll just tell you to sleep well and have the most beautiful dreams!


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Re: soooo sleepy drugs please [Re: Kamek]
    #3885814 - 03/08/05 03:56 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Turn on C-Span.. you'll be out in 10 minutes.


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Re: soooo sleepy drugs please [Re: Kamek]
    #3885831 - 03/08/05 04:00 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Paderas said:
I was trying to write a funny rhyme.. but i failed misserably so i'll just tell you to sleep well and have the most beautiful dreams!





awwwww you are so sweet love heres a hug for you!!! :heartpump: :hug:


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Re: soooo sleepy drugs please [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #3885845 - 03/08/05 04:03 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I recommend just laying down in the dark, focusing on the space behind your eyelids, and counting in your head 1..2..3... and so on until you fall asleep. If you feel your mind wandering or lose count, start again.

This is my sleep/relaxation/lucid dreaming prep that I do when I sleep.


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Re: soooo sleepy drugs please [Re: Crestfallen]
    #3885941 - 03/08/05 04:44 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

take flexiril. Muscle relaxers will knock your ass out.


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Re: soooo sleepy drugs please [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #3886143 - 03/08/05 07:03 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I find the best way, to deal with not sleeping for days... Is not to drink any coffee, drink lots of water, write down the stuff that's in you head... to get it out of your head ( this really helps ), exercise in the morning and NOT AT NIGHT... SMOKE A BIG FAT KNOCK YOU OUT JOINT... make sure you not thirsty when you try to sleep.... This helps me a lot...


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