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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Anybody have any good "Yo Momma" jokes?
    #3881219 - 03/07/05 03:57 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Yo Momma so fat that she strikes oil when she wears high heels.

Yo Momma so dumb that she sits on the TV and watches the couch.


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Re: Anybody have any good "Yo Momma" jokes? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #3881271 - 03/07/05 04:08 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Yo momma's got so many gaps in her teeth, it looks like her tongue's in jail.

(not necessarily 'yo momma'; will work on anyone gap-toothed)


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Re: Anybody have any good "Yo Momma" jokes? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #3881293 - 03/07/05 04:13 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Yo momma's so skank when I came over for dinner and asked what we were having she got up on the table, spread her legs, and said "crabs".


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Re: Anybody have any good "Yo Momma" jokes? [Re: delta9]
    #3881301 - 03/07/05 04:15 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

that was soo 5th grade.


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Re: Anybody have any good "Yo Momma" jokes? [Re: 40oz]
    #3881335 - 03/07/05 04:29 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Funny, I got that one in fourth grade :rolleyes:

Yo Momma jokes are so fourth grade, man.  Sheesh, wasn't there a television show or something with a bunch of them?  I remember that show from about that era. :wink:


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Re: Anybody have any good "Yo Momma" jokes? [Re: delta9]
    #3881353 - 03/07/05 04:36 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah, actually, the first time I can remeber hearing Yo Momma jokes was when I was in the fourth grade. It was right around when "In Living Color" became popular.


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Re: Anybody have any good "Yo Momma" jokes? [Re: delta9]
    #3881924 - 03/07/05 11:04 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Yo mama is so fat i tried to walk around her twice and got lost.

Yo mama is so fat I said its chilly out side and she went and grabed her bowl and spoon and said im ready for dinner.


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Re: Anybody have any good "Yo Momma" jokes? [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3881935 - 03/07/05 11:09 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Yo momma so fat that when she sit around the house, she sit AROUND the house.

Yo momma so fat that when she wear a red shirt, all the kids be like "Yo, Kool-Aid!!"


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Re: Anybody have any good "Yo Momma" jokes? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #3882172 - 03/07/05 12:55 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Yo momma's so fat her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo momma's so fat she has her own area code

Yo momma's so fat when she fell over she rocked herself to sleep trying to get back up


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Re: Anybody have any good "Yo Momma" jokes? [Re: DNKYD]
    #3882299 - 03/07/05 01:43 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Yo mama's so fat , she irons her clothes in the driveway.

Yo mama's so fat , she broke her leg and gravy came out.


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Re: Anybody have any good "Yo Momma" jokes? [Re: nonoman]
    #3882684 - 03/07/05 03:24 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Yo momma so fat she puts on lipstick with a paint roller.

Yo momma is so fat she has to put in a tampon with a bazooka.


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Re: Anybody have any good "Yo Momma" jokes? [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #3882691 - 03/07/05 03:26 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Yo momma is so poor, I saw her kicking a soda can down the street, and I said "What are you doing?" and she said "Moving"


Yo momma's house is so small, I walked in the front door and I was in the backyard.


Yo momma is so poor, I stepped on a burning ciggarrete in her house, and she said "Who turned off the heat??"


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Re: Anybody have any good "Yo Momma" jokes? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #3882927 - 03/07/05 04:28 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

yo mamma is so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up

yo mamma is so old, her social security number is 7


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Re: Anybody have any good "Yo Momma" jokes? [Re: Pathos]
    #3882976 - 03/07/05 04:35 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

yo momma is so poor that her tits are real :dancing:


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Re: Anybody have any good "Yo Momma" jokes? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #3882979 - 03/07/05 04:36 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

yo mama so fat
she wipes her ass with a mattress.

if you're into yo mama jokes/snaps
you need this album: Snaps: The Album, Vol. 1


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Re: Anybody have any good "Yo Momma" jokes? [Re: Vvellum]
    #3883054 - 03/07/05 04:49 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

yo. yo mamma so fat when she jumped up in the air she got stuck,,,,,,,,
yo mamma so fat when she wore and x jacket(malcom-x) the police told she could'nt cause, helicopter where trying to land on her back!


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