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 JTHM
Stranger of theLand
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 Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday.  [Re: Anonymous]
#3872474 - 03/05/05 10:29 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
paradis said:
Okay, but now you need to learn how to get pussy without paying cash money. See, you should have learned that first.
all girls cost money
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 Adom
Totally Nude
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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: Scarfmeister]
#3872479 - 03/05/05 10:31 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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It sure was for me suckers.
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Learyfan
It's the psychedelic movement!
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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: Anonymous]
#3872484 - 03/05/05 10:32 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
paradis said:
Okay, but now you need to learn how to get pussy without paying cash money. See, you should have learned that first.
No, this was a good move. He took a shortcut and has gotten a sample of woman. Knowing woman is key when trying to get back. It will be easier for him to get back now that he's been there. Kind of like enlightenment and the psychedelic experience.
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Anonymous
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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: JTHM]
#3872497 - 03/05/05 10:36 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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ha!
Yes, but only if you are a subattractive societally conditioned trick.
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beejay
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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: Anonymous]
#3872529 - 03/05/05 10:47 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Hmmmmm my only question is did he use a condom?
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Anjaba said:
Oh shit, don't drink it.... It would eat away your esophagus...
mantis said:
Leave me out of this pissing contest, you fascist wang-dang-doodle!
Hattori Hanzo said:
If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut
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quantum12
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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: ivi]
#3872530 - 03/05/05 10:47 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Darn...and i thought this was going to be mostly forums about fungus.lol.........well ya never know,it could include some sort of fungus later down the road. lmao
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beejay
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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: quantum12]
#3872544 - 03/05/05 10:49 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Anjaba said:
Oh shit, don't drink it.... It would eat away your esophagus...
mantis said:
Leave me out of this pissing contest, you fascist wang-dang-doodle!
Hattori Hanzo said:
If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut
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Scarfmeister
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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: Adom]
#3872576 - 03/05/05 10:57 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Adom said:
It sure was for me suckers.
You'll grow out of it when you realize what a backstabbing cunt bitch she really was.
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TODAY
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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: monolith4]
#3872586 - 03/05/05 10:59 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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best thread ever?
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ca'rouse (k-rouz)
intr.v.
To engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.
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Anonymous
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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: quantum12]
#3872611 - 03/05/05 11:06 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Well you gotta post in the mushroom forums, they are the first ones you are gonna see at the top of the forum list.
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TODAY
Battletoad
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Posts: 10,218
Loc: Metropolis City, USA
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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: Anonymous]
#3872615 - 03/05/05 11:08 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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yeah, post in the Contam Forum in a few months 
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ca'rouse (k-rouz)
intr.v.
To engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.
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dnL
stranger thanstrange
Registered: 09/02/03
Posts: 668
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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: TODAY]
#3872627 - 03/05/05 11:13 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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TODAY said:
best thread ever?
hahaha, yea it could be. fuckin a
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SneezingPenis
ACHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!111!
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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: dnL]
#3872830 - 03/05/05 12:26 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Pussy, is a lot like music. For every person that pays for it, thousands are getting it for free.
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Learyfan
It's the psychedelic movement!
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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: SneezingPenis]
#3872862 - 03/05/05 12:37 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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When you have sex with a prostitute, you're having sex with COMMUNISM.
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Locus
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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: monolith4]
#3872956 - 03/05/05 01:05 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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well now, this is something to be proud of.
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The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery every day. Never lose a holy curiosity. ~ Albert Einstein
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Tomatadunothing
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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: Locus]
#3873039 - 03/05/05 01:34 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Sorry you couldn't bust a nut. That's weak. I think she owes you one on the house, especially since she put the pressure on you with a time crunch, and it was your first time.
You might want to take a trip to the free clinic in the near future, just to make sure you didn't pick something up, and take care of it if you were unlucky.
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Learyfan
It's the psychedelic movement!
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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: Locus]
#3873042 - 03/05/05 01:35 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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I've never been to a prostitute, but I see absolutely nothing wrong with it. In fact, I think prostitution should be legalized and regulated all over the US. I think it's a valuable service that would really benifit mankind.
Our fucked up religious values are what makes it shameful.
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Tomatadunothing
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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: Learyfan]
#3873052 - 03/05/05 01:41 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yeah, I've never supported the world's oldest profession, but I don't see anything wrong with it under alot of circumstances. I think the whole pimp arangement is messed up, but legal brothels are OK in my eyes.
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Learyfan
It's the psychedelic movement!
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Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: Tomatadunothing]
#3873083 - 03/05/05 01:50 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Tomatadunothing said:
Yeah, I've never supported the world's oldest profession, but I don't see anything wrong with it under alot of circumstances. I think the whole pimp arangement is messed up, but legal brothels are OK in my eyes.
Exactly. The bible is the ONLY reason prostitution is illegal anywhere. There's no logical reasoning for it's illegality.
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CaRnAgECaNdY
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 Re: Lost virginity to prostitute yesterday. [Re: Rebirtha]
#3873098 - 03/05/05 01:52 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Evan said:
or a refund is in order...
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