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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Anybody have any "swinger" stories?
    #3865580 - 03/04/05 12:53 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

This is where a couple meets another couple and they switch partners for some hot sex action.

Unfortunately, I have no swinger stories. I have never swung, nor do I know any swingers.


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Re: Anybody have any "swinger" stories? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #3865589 - 03/04/05 12:54 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

My old roommate had these friends who were husband and wife, and they were swingers. They were creepy as hell.


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Re: Anybody have any "swinger" stories? [Re: adrug]
    #3865604 - 03/04/05 12:57 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Were they hot? I wish a couple of my friend's parents were swingers.


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Re: Anybody have any "swinger" stories? [Re: DNKYD]
    #3865625 - 03/04/05 01:03 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Not hot...just normal. But skanky.


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Re: Anybody have any "swinger" stories? [Re: DNKYD]
    #3865630 - 03/04/05 01:04 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

me and a girlfriend went to mexico during the off-tourist season, so it was basically us and 2 other rooms filled in this hotel...

so we were at the bar and the band was playing just for us, we were platered and on soma cutting a rug like dumb americans on the dance floor...

enter middle aged couple #1:

(Mer is my girlfriend)

Mer: "im going to get a nother drink you keep dancing!"
Casil: "okie dokie pokie"
guy swagers up
guy: "hey man you guys are hot."
Casil: "umm thanks"
guy: "do you two swing?"
Casil "pardon me?"
guy: "you know, are you guys into other couples?"
Casil: "ummm, i dont think were cool with that."
guy: "well talk to your little lady about it, were in room blah blah blah if you change your mind"
Casil: "ten-four"

mer comes back

Mer: "what was that about?"
Casil " he wanted to know if he could have sex with you!"
Mer vomits in her mouth

we tail it to the beach.


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.


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Re: Anybody have any "swinger" stories? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #3865655 - 03/04/05 01:09 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

I once met this guy online who wanted another guy to fuck his wife while he watched. We eventually talked on the phone. Of course, I was skeptical and asked to talk to his wife. She was down - maybe even more than he was. So, I met up with them one night...I think you guys know the rest of the story.

I did feel dirty afterwards. They wanted a regular thing and I just disappeared after that.


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Re: Anybody have any "swinger" stories? [Re: Vvellum]
    #3865662 - 03/04/05 01:10 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

bio shame on you....

/me high fives you when no one is looking.


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GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.


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Re: Anybody have any "swinger" stories? [Re: Todcasil]
    #3865672 - 03/04/05 01:11 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

haha


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Re: Anybody have any "swinger" stories? [Re: Vvellum]
    #3865704 - 03/04/05 01:20 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)


So, I met up with them one night...I think you guys know the rest of the story.

Could you get a little more in depth than that? Give details!! How old was she? Was she hot? Did the husband watch? What did he do while watching? Could you get it up? Did she like it?


Edited by RandalFlagg (03/04/05 01:21 AM)


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Re: Anybody have any "swinger" stories? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #3865714 - 03/04/05 01:23 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

I used to work as a bartender at a restaurant that was part of a resort. One night, there was a group of about five or six swinging couples who came in for dinner. Afterwards, they all put their roomkeys into a hat, and the women each pulled out a key. That's how they determined who banged who's wife.


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Re: Anybody have any "swinger" stories? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #3865764 - 03/04/05 01:37 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

I'm not sure how old they were other than in their 30s. I was probably 22 at the time.

She was good looking. I would not say hot, but fuckable. The guy was kinda fat and hairy - needless to say, it was fucking gross seeing a naked fat dude beating off a foot away. I think he said something like "dude - dont touch me. I'll beat your ass. just want to make things clear." I was like ..."umm, dont worry about that Mr."

The husband watched mostly and beat off, but joined in on occasion (think fingercuffs).

I was easily hard for the first bit, but eventually I got creeped by the husband - it was awkward, of course. I went soft towards the end, but the wife was sympathetic and knew what to do. I was able to resurrect the dead and bust my nut on her.

We smoked cigarettes and awkwardly talked. I remember them telling me about their recent fuckfest - they told me about how they think they set some new world record for fucking (something like 2 days). I dont know - it was dumb. I got dressed and left. Went to my bro place and had a beer - told him all about it.

They called me once or twice afterwards saying "hey, let's go get some drinks and party this weekend." I didnt really want to do it again, so I passed.


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Re: Anybody have any "swinger" stories? [Re: Vvellum]
    #3865777 - 03/04/05 01:42 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

:blush:


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.


~Casil



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Re: Anybody have any "swinger" stories? [Re: Todcasil]
    #3865781 - 03/04/05 01:43 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

:blush: :blush:


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Re: Anybody have any "swinger" stories? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #3868070 - 03/04/05 03:49 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

I've done it. I enjoyed it. I don't think of myself as a swinger though.


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Re: Anybody have any "swinger" stories? [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #3868443 - 03/04/05 05:01 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

well ill be damn.  i would have never guessed summit!

:blush: :blush: :blush:


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GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.


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Re: Anybody have any "swinger" stories? [Re: Todcasil]
    #3868965 - 03/04/05 06:36 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

I'm just full 'o suprises! :smirk:

It just kinda happened.  Not like it was planned.


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Re: Anybody have any "swinger" stories? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #3868980 - 03/04/05 06:42 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
This is where a couple that will break up within two years meets another such couple and they switch partners for some awkward action that everyone has too much nervous energy to enjoy until the guy with the ponytail and the potbelly breaks out the cocaine he stole from his kids stash.




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Re: Anybody have any "swinger" stories? [Re: tomk]
    #3869020 - 03/04/05 06:50 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: Anybody have any "swinger" stories? [Re: tomk]
    #3869021 - 03/04/05 06:51 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

And what Bio did has a term. Cuckold is the term for a man who watches his wife fuck other guys. Not swinging.

A couple weeks ago I went to a couples house and watched some TV with them. Then I was sent to the guest room while they fucked loud so I could hear and then the top came and did me after he wore his partner out. A little bit awkward, but not much, and a lot of fun.


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Edited by tomk (03/04/05 07:09 PM)


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Re: Anybody have any "swinger" stories? [Re: tomk]
    #3869529 - 03/04/05 08:31 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

cuckold? what the heck does that mean?


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