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JettaJay
PsychedelicStranger

Registered: 10/14/04
Posts: 2,829

The Absolute Worst PickupLine I have ever Used

#3861967 - 03/03/05 10:56 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

So a bunch of people that I work with got together at applebees and got shitfaced !!!!! Well there is this really amazing hot girl that works there. Well I was talking with her and buying her drinks all night long. Well last call came and there was about 10 us us left so I decided I was a little too drunk to drive home. I was talking to her and I said to her "Ya know I'm really drunk so I think you should seduce me and try to take me home with you so you can take advantage of me" ! She laughed and said she didn't think she have to work hard to get me to come home with her. I told her she was right. She did seduce em tho and I did go home with her.

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I saw a little green light buzzing around in a tree, and it dawned on me that "they" were here
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OneMoreRobot3021

Registered: 06/06/03
Posts: 61,026
Loc: the sky

Re: The Absolute Worst PickupLine I have ever Used

[Re: JettaJay]
#3861975 - 03/03/05 10:58 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

No man, you went home with her. THat makes it the best one you ever used. It was charming and honest and you won. Rock on.

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-Erik Davis

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JettaJay
PsychedelicStranger

Registered: 10/14/04
Posts: 2,829

Re: The Absolute Worst PickupLine I have ever Used

[Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#3862005 - 03/03/05 11:06 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Thanks Bro. I was just too drunk to think of somethign witty so I figured I'd just tell her how it was.

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I saw a little green light buzzing around in a tree, and it dawned on me that "they" were here
~~~LouiseLouise

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Corporal Kielbasa

Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 17,235

Re: The Absolute Worst PickupLine I have ever Used

[Re: JettaJay]
#3862036 - 03/03/05 11:14 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

High five buddy

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MOTH
Wild Woman

Registered: 06/06/03
Posts: 23,431
Loc: In the jungle

Re: The Absolute Worst PickupLine I have ever Used

[Re: JettaJay]
#3862089 - 03/03/05 11:25 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Haha, fantastic! Go JettaJay! :wink:

:wink:

:grin:

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Hendostan

Registered: 07/18/04
Posts: 4,444

Re: The Absolute Worst PickupLine I have ever Used

[Re: JettaJay]
#3862094 - 03/03/05 11:26 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Nice one brother! :cool:

:cool:

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KristiMidocean
fattie whale

Registered: 01/27/05
Posts: 3,702
Loc: Texas
Last seen: 9 years, 7 months

Re: The Absolute Worst PickupLine I have ever Used

[Re: Hendostan]
#3862122 - 03/03/05 11:30 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

you slut you! :rotfl:

:rotfl:

:blowjob:

lol

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:smile:

I live for LNC :smile:

:smile:

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SoK
pimpin sincebeen pimpinsince beenpimpin since..

Registered: 12/25/04
Posts: 619
Loc: ohio river valley
Last seen: 12 years, 10 months

Re: The Absolute Worst PickupLine I have ever Used

[Re: KristiMidocean]
#3862174 - 03/03/05 11:45 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

W00t!

:penis:

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JettaJay
PsychedelicStranger

Registered: 10/14/04
Posts: 2,829

Re: The Absolute Worst PickupLine I have ever Used

[Re: KristiMidocean]
#3862177 - 03/03/05 11:46 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

KristiMidocean said:
you slut you! lol

HELL it had been almost a year. Much Much over due. :lol:

:lol:

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I saw a little green light buzzing around in a tree, and it dawned on me that "they" were here
~~~LouiseLouise

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Boom
just a tester

Registered: 06/16/04
Posts: 11,252
Loc: Cypress Creek

Re: The Absolute Worst PickupLine I have ever Used

[Re: JettaJay]
#3862211 - 03/03/05 11:57 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Did u hit it :doggystyle:

:doggystyle:

?

Or did she :stonedjerk:

:stonedjerk:

you off?

There are many gramelins to illustrate what may have happend :humpme:

:humpme:

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funkymonk
Get's down, withthe get-down.

Registered: 11/29/02
Posts: 8,160
Loc: saskatchewan

Re: The Absolute Worst PickupLine I have ever Used

[Re: JettaJay]
#3862239 - 03/03/05 12:03 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

If this was poker, I'd call your bluff.

** how is it the worst if it worked?

Edited by funkymonk (03/03/05 12:11 PM)

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California
A E S T H E T I C S A T A N

Registered: 12/27/04
Posts: 72,118
Loc: H A U N T E D H O U S E

Re: The Absolute Worst PickupLine I have ever Used

[Re: funkymonk]
#3862294 - 03/03/05 12:16 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

That old line?
That line has ALWAYS had a profoundly positive effect on applebees girls.
It's not even considered a pick up line.
:cheers:

:cheers:

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Kenny7822
Kenny

Registered: 01/29/04
Posts: 842
Loc: MA, USA
Last seen: 11 years, 5 months

Re: The Absolute Worst PickupLine I have ever Used

[Re: JettaJay]
#3862392 - 03/03/05 12:49 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Hahaha I'd say it was a pretty good pickup line if you got to go home with her.

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Burke Dennings
baby merchant

Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 81,641

Re: The Absolute Worst PickupLine I have ever Used

[Re: JettaJay]
#3862519 - 03/03/05 01:19 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

It's funny to say things to girls you want when you're really drunk. The drunker the better.

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RJLR
No greater love

Registered: 02/11/05
Posts: 418
Loc: France, keepin' tabs with...
Last seen: 14 years, 1 month

Re: The Absolute Worst PickupLine I have ever Used

[Re: Burke Dennings]
#3862543 - 03/03/05 01:25 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

You got it, babe you got it.... A bad pick up line is: So what your little name. or. Rose I like picking rose's... My come back to that was yer like you like picking your nose... Now that was a flop... You smooth... yer
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I'll be your meat klip.
Put her in vase... PONK.

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JettaJay
PsychedelicStranger

Registered: 10/14/04
Posts: 2,829

Re: The Absolute Worst PickupLine I have ever Used

[Re: funkymonk]
#3862592 - 03/03/05 01:39 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

funkymonk said:
If this was poker, I'd call your bluff.

** how is it the worst if it worked?

Why call my bluff ?? If you wish not to believe me then don't do it. Ok so maybe the title of the post was not correctly stated.

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Booooom said:
Did u hit it ?

Or did she you off?

There are many gramelins to illustrate what may have happend

What happened in smiley .... hmmmmm .... :bong:

:bong:

then

:bong2:

then

:blowjob:

then

:stonedjerk:

then

:doggystyle:

then

:humpme:

then

:sleep:

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I saw a little green light buzzing around in a tree, and it dawned on me that "they" were here
~~~LouiseLouise

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Boom
just a tester

Registered: 06/16/04
Posts: 11,252
Loc: Cypress Creek

Re: The Absolute Worst PickupLine I have ever Used

[Re: JettaJay]
#3862606 - 03/03/05 01:42 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

:pimpslap:

I find it difficult to get it up when I'm really hammered :shrug:

:shrug:

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Psychoactive1984
PositiveCynicist

Registered: 02/06/05
Posts: 3,546
Loc: California, Monterey Coun...

Re: The Absolute Worst PickupLine I have ever Used

[Re: Boom]
#3862700 - 03/03/05 01:59 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Well, Most pickup lines are bad as it goes, needing to have a "pickup" line is ridiculous in itself. Just be original.

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blissedout

Registered: 11/11/04
Posts: 22,320
Loc: Yonder

Re: The Absolute Worst PickupLine I have ever Used

[Re: funkymonk]
#3862734 - 03/03/05 02:05 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

funkymonk said:
If this was poker, I'd call your bluff.

:shocked:

:wink:

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:murray:

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MOTH
Wild Woman

Registered: 06/06/03
Posts: 23,431
Loc: In the jungle

Re: The Absolute Worst PickupLine I have ever Used

[Re: Boom]
#3862812 - 03/03/05 02:16 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Booooom said:

I find it difficult to get it up when I'm really hammered

Speaking as a woman...I can do meaningless sex really well when I'm trashed. But lots of alcohol tends to dry me out in the natural lubricant department.

Making love however is a no-go when really drunk.

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