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InvisibleAbstractHarmonix
Love is like a train...
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Loc: The Sea
A good girlfriend...
    #3859275 - 03/02/05 09:21 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Buys her boo selective porn of choice :smile:

And expensive coffee.

And wears cute underwear, I guess.

Then there's all that other stuff like making music and art and love and stuf...

Muahahaha  :heart: :laugh: :heart:


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A plethora of music aspirations control my temptations of future revelations beyond "now". The percussion, and the heart beat of my love and devotion. The rhythm goes beyond, prying into the third eye, releasing the creativity held so far inside. The melodicies, through the out of tune pianos and broken classical guitars...there lies a beauty. A beauty as prevelent as the fire inside. To release these energies is pure ecstacy, to deveop these gifts is sacred. The vocality, so pure as can be, shying away from herself, lies within me. For the underlying serenitity, this is what I live for. I plea for harmony, and nothing more. Music equals love. Creation of love leads to the procreativity of the World, and it's spirals and puddles prevailing.


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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa
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Re: A good girlfriend... [Re: AbstractHarmonix]
    #3859289 - 03/02/05 09:24 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

pictures?......













I mean of the coffee, HIGH O


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Re: A good girlfriend... [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3859305 - 03/02/05 09:26 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

:lol:


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InvisibleAbstractHarmonix
Love is like a train...
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Registered: 07/09/04
Posts: 3,509
Loc: The Sea
Re: A good girlfriend... [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3859346 - 03/02/05 09:31 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

SHEIKofSHIITAKE said:
pictures?......


:smile:











I mean of the coffee,  HIGH O




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A plethora of music aspirations control my temptations of future revelations beyond "now". The percussion, and the heart beat of my love and devotion. The rhythm goes beyond, prying into the third eye, releasing the creativity held so far inside. The melodicies, through the out of tune pianos and broken classical guitars...there lies a beauty. A beauty as prevelent as the fire inside. To release these energies is pure ecstacy, to deveop these gifts is sacred. The vocality, so pure as can be, shying away from herself, lies within me. For the underlying serenitity, this is what I live for. I plea for harmony, and nothing more. Music equals love. Creation of love leads to the procreativity of the World, and it's spirals and puddles prevailing.


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InvisibleRipple
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Re: A good girlfriend... [Re: AbstractHarmonix]
    #3859349 - 03/02/05 09:31 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Sounds nice


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InvisibleCherryBomM
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Loc: Ontario
Re: A good girlfriend... [Re: AbstractHarmonix]
    #3859356 - 03/02/05 09:32 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

A good girlfriend always wears cute undies.

:heart:


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Offlinebeejay
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Registered: 10/03/04
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Re: A good girlfriend... [Re: CherryBom]
    #3859380 - 03/02/05 09:35 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Man I need a good girlfriend... Hell! I need A girlfriend :lol:


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Anjaba said:
Oh shit, don't drink it.... It would eat away your esophagus...
mantis said:
Leave me out of this pissing contest, you fascist wang-dang-doodle!
Hattori Hanzo said:
If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut


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OfflineKenny7822
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Re: A good girlfriend... [Re: beejay]
    #3859475 - 03/02/05 09:51 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

beejay said:
Man I need a good girlfriend... Hell! I need A girlfriend :lol:




:thumbup:


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OfflineoDin
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Re: A good girlfriend... [Re: Kenny7822]
    #3859506 - 03/02/05 10:00 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Buys her boo selective porn of choice......what exactly is boo selective pron?


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Offlinebeejay
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Re: A good girlfriend... [Re: oDin]
    #3859514 - 03/02/05 10:02 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

I believe boo is being used as a term of endearment for her sngglewumps and selective porn is porn of particularly nasty, dirty, wonderful quality :whip: :doggystyle: :humpme: :blowjob:

:shrug:


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Anjaba said:
Oh shit, don't drink it.... It would eat away your esophagus...
mantis said:
Leave me out of this pissing contest, you fascist wang-dang-doodle!
Hattori Hanzo said:
If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut


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Re: A good girlfriend... [Re: beejay]
    #3859521 - 03/02/05 10:05 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

so she is buyin her man skanky pron...right on


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InvisibleCherryBomM
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Loc: Ontario
Re: A good girlfriend... [Re: beejay]
    #3859524 - 03/02/05 10:05 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

:lol:


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InvisibleRipple
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Re: A good girlfriend... [Re: AbstractHarmonix]
    #3859559 - 03/02/05 10:13 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Bayo, Bayo, tell me how can this be?
You arrest the girls for turning tricks
But you're scared of Stagger Lee.


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InvisibleSilversoul
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Re: A good girlfriend... [Re: beejay]
    #3859661 - 03/02/05 10:34 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

beejay said:
Man I need a good girlfriend... Hell! I need A girlfriend :lol:



Me too, but if it's not a good girlfriend, forget about it.


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InvisibleSilversoul
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Re: A good girlfriend... [Re: Silversoul]
    #3859665 - 03/02/05 10:35 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

On the other hand, there's always something appealing about bad girls. :evil:


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Offlinebeejay
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Re: A good girlfriend... [Re: Silversoul]
    #3859667 - 03/02/05 10:35 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Naughty girlfriends are fun too :smile:

hehe you beat me to it.


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Anjaba said:
Oh shit, don't drink it.... It would eat away your esophagus...
mantis said:
Leave me out of this pissing contest, you fascist wang-dang-doodle!
Hattori Hanzo said:
If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut


Edited by beejay (03/02/05 10:36 PM)


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InvisibleRipple
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Re: A good girlfriend... [Re: oDin]
    #3859682 - 03/02/05 10:38 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

I would make a good girlfriend!  :blush:


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Offlinejoecrab
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Re: A good girlfriend... [Re: Ripple]
    #3859914 - 03/02/05 11:19 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

oi ares, love the avatar :hug:


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OfflineAdamist
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Re: A good girlfriend... [Re: joecrab]
    #3883636 - 03/07/05 07:15 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Over 18 by seconds!!!!


:smile:


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Re: A good girlfriend... [Re: AbstractHarmonix]
    #3883708 - 03/07/05 07:35 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Here's what you buy him if he likes oral sex:
Blow Me Sandwich.
It's a wonderful film. There's a wonderful star studded cast. Good plot development. You can't go wrong with this movie.


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