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InvisibleHendostan
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Back in the game
    #3852056 - 03/01/05 12:50 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

so i'm going on a date tonight for the first time in over a year. any advice, words of wisdom, or good ideas?

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OfflineTodcasil
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Re: Back in the game [Re: Hendostan]
    #3852069 - 03/01/05 12:52 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

masturbate beforhand, to ease your nerves.  youll be able to focus on her more, instead of her breast and/orvagina.

:thumbup:  dont be a pig!


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InvisibleHendostan
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Re: Back in the game [Re: Todcasil]
    #3852099 - 03/01/05 12:58 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

:piggie: :machinegun: gotcha
also should've mentioned that any responses having to do with crankin one off before, i'm way ahead of you

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OfflineTodcasil
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Re: Back in the game [Re: Hendostan]
    #3852105 - 03/01/05 12:59 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

:rotfl:


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OfflineTodcasil
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Re: Back in the game [Re: Todcasil]
    #3852108 - 03/01/05 01:00 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

yeha i figured youd be all over "crankin one off" no matter what the occasion :wink:

ooOOooOoo

SNAP!!


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.


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Invisibleadrug

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Re: Back in the game [Re: Hendostan]
    #3852230 - 03/01/05 01:24 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Just be yourself, man. And don't think of it as a date, because everyone knows that dates are horrible awful experiences!! :grin:

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Invisiblesucklesworth
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Re: Back in the game [Re: Hendostan]
    #3852232 - 03/01/05 01:25 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

be sure to warsh up yer hind end real nice like


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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa

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Re: Back in the game [Re: Todcasil]
    #3852242 - 03/01/05 01:28 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah man you got to take a bullet out of the chamber man, a loaded weapon is not good around women unless you pick em up on a corner or lat last call from the bar.

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OfflineGrav
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Re: Back in the game [Re: sucklesworth]
    #3852245 - 03/01/05 01:28 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

show no fear.

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OfflineTodcasil
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Re: Back in the game [Re: Grav]
    #3852252 - 03/01/05 01:29 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

be sheepish, chicks dig sheepish.


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.


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Offlinethenewuser
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Re: Back in the game [Re: Todcasil]
    #3852255 - 03/01/05 01:30 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Dinner, movie, sweet words, and give her oral for 10-20 min. She's yours. :wink:


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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa

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Re: Back in the game [Re: Todcasil]
    #3852266 - 03/01/05 01:32 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

agreed, sheepish and with a smirk and eye contact, never let em know what you are thinking, be that guy they cant figure out, wtf I need to go out tonight.

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InvisibleHendostan
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Re: Back in the game [Re: sucklesworth]
    #3853072 - 03/01/05 04:07 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

You_Suck said:
be sure to warsh up yer hind end real nice like




for real man, that's some excellent advice :thumbup:

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Offlineagr8fulchick
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Re: Back in the game [Re: Hendostan]
    #3853094 - 03/01/05 04:11 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

You people all give horrible advice! I don't know how you stand them man :wink:

Just be your relaxed and laid-back self. If you don't act nervous, she won't be, and you'll both have a beautiful night :smile:

What are you planning on doing? Where are you going?


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Re: Back in the game [Re: Hendostan]
    #3853105 - 03/01/05 04:13 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

What are you guys planning on doing? Movies are stupid for a first date, because you sit next to each other for 2 hours and say nothing. Take her somewhere good to eat and go to a relaxed bar for a couple of choice drinks. After that it is all on you, man. :smile:Have fun and stay cool, calm, and collected. Good luck!


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Invisibleblissedout
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Re: Back in the game [Re: agr8fulchick]
    #3853115 - 03/01/05 04:14 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Hell yeah!! Almost identical posts! :thumbup: :heart:


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InvisibleHendostan
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Re: Back in the game [Re: blissedout]
    #3853221 - 03/01/05 04:31 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

i don't really know what we're going to do..hit up this awesome japanese restaurant for sure, have some sushi and some sake..probably hang out at a bar for some drinks, there's an open bluegrass jam downtown. i think some ganja and a movie at my place is in the plans for the end of the evening :wink: i'm not nervous at all, more curious to see how it goes. we've hung out before, but never alone. i'm fairly confident there's some mutual interest going on, but i will find out for sure tonight.

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Invisiblegdman
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Re: Back in the game [Re: Hendostan]
    #3853223 - 03/01/05 04:31 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Be yourself, be confident in yourself but not too cocky, nobody likes that. Be a gentleman. During the conversation if you are not interested, at least pretend to be, but don't be so obvious. Just be personable, polite, make eye contact (but don't stare), etc. and be yourself and you'll be fine.

Most importantly, have fun. I'm sure you'll be fine.


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Re: Back in the game [Re: Hendostan]
    #3853261 - 03/01/05 04:37 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

That sounds like my kind of 'date'!! Danksistah and I do this kind of thing as often as is possible. Good luck, my friend. :heart:


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Re: Back in the game [Re: Hendostan]
    #3853347 - 03/01/05 04:52 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Going on dates is no big deal...it has been over twice that long since I have been on a date, let alone having sex...my own fault..but hey I have legal problems now...I am going to court over, giving false information to a cop and contributing alcohol to a minor...and the next day I have a possession on Marijuana charge, I hope to get the option of work release, or something...so like I said, I wish I had your dilemma...yes just be yourself...just drink a beer, I deal with the public everyday working cashier working fast food...I used to be so shy, now..it is no big thing...

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