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OfflineFlux
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Why we still call him "balls".
    #3852012 - 03/01/05 02:43 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

His name's Jason, we don't see him around much anymore, I'm guessing much to his benefit, though he was spotted at last years Halloween party. Anyways, my story: Many, many moons ago, when pot was all the rage with the group of kids on our block, there lived a butthole-of-a-kid named Jason:pimpslap:. He was everything a butthole could be..and more, he could however get pot, unfortunatley not as much money as that kind of habit requires. One day, as a mere joke, one of his vendors told him (with much more sincerity then a joke needs) that for one joint (a pinner really), all he would have to do is suck on his dogs (the vendors) nuts:argh:. Much to no-ones real amazment, he did, twice for another joint. I'm guessing at the time he wasn't thinking that those two pinners would cost him more then then the taste of dogs nuts:cheers:. Do you have any "Jason's" you know? 


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Re: Why we still call him "balls". [Re: Flux]
    #3852026 - 03/01/05 02:45 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

:blush:


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Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
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Re: Why we still call him "balls". [Re: Todcasil]
    #3852039 - 03/01/05 02:47 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

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Todcasil said:
:blush:




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Re: Why we still call him "balls". [Re: Flux]
    #3852043 - 03/01/05 02:48 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

there is something very wrong here


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Re: Why we still call him "balls". [Re: Hendostan]
    #3852048 - 03/01/05 02:48 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

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Hendostan said:
there is something very wrong here




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Re: Why we still call him "balls". [Re: Flux]
    #3852572 - 03/01/05 04:37 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

lucky dog


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