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Invisiblep4kSouL
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How many times do you masturbate in 1 day?
    #3843638 - 02/27/05 10:26 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

:shocked:
How many times do you masterbate in a 24 hour period?
You may choose only one
0 Ewww masterbation is discusting!
every other day or less
1
2-4
5-8
10+ you horny fuck!


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Edited by p4kSouL (03/02/05 04:39 PM)


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Offlinefaslimy
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Re: How many times do you masterbate in 1 day? [Re: p4kSouL]
    #3844259 - 02/27/05 11:46 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I think 2 is the maximum a penis can take - my penis anyway.


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Edited by faslimy (02/27/05 11:47 PM)


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Invisibleniteowl
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Re: How many times do you masterbate in 1 day? [Re: faslimy]
    #3844656 - 02/28/05 01:01 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Im gonna get my 1 nut per day.......at least.


Some days I have jerked as many as 5 times.












Depends on how much free time I have....:lol:


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InvisibleYarry
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Re: How many times do you masterbate in 1 day? [Re: niteowl]
    #3846283 - 02/28/05 01:16 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

minimum of 2, but given the chance 5-8


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Re: How many times do you masterbate in 1 day? [Re: p4kSouL]
    #3847712 - 02/28/05 06:20 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Once a day usually is enough. I frequently go 2-3 days without it, though. But other times I'll do 3-4 times in a day. So it varies.


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Re: How many times do you masterbate in 1 day? [Re: p4kSouL]
    #3847719 - 02/28/05 06:20 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

On average I milk the cowper's gland once a day, sometimes twice.


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Re: How many times do you masterbate in 1 day? [Re: p4kSouL]
    #3847823 - 02/28/05 06:40 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Depends on how much sexin' I've been getting. If it's been dry for a while, once a day. If things are going good. 3-4 times a month, maybe?


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Re: How many times do you masterbate in 1 day? [Re: Gumby]
    #3848150 - 02/28/05 07:38 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I usually do it 2-3 times a day, and I also try to get head at least 4 times a week from my gf.


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Re: How many times do you masterbate in 1 day? [Re: Blashpherion05]
    #3848436 - 02/28/05 08:31 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Jesus christ all you guys do is wank.  :stonedwanker:


Once or twice a week is fine here. :shiftyeyes:


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Re: How many times do you masterbate in 1 day? [Re: p4kSouL]
    #3848679 - 02/28/05 09:18 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Depends... Sometimes none, sometimes once, sometimes five..
Different drugs sometimes decide this for me.


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Re: How many times do you masterbate in 1 day? [Re: Locus]
    #3848959 - 02/28/05 10:15 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I don't masturbate cuz i get alot putang. I'm not trying to be cocky or anything.


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Re: How many times do you masterbate in 1 day? [Re: michotim002]
    #3849030 - 02/28/05 10:36 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

michotim002 said:
I don't masturbate cuz i get alot putang. I'm not trying to be cocky or anything.



Naming your right hand "putang" doesn't change things! :smirk:

I have always believed in the following statement..."There are two kinds of people in this world; those who masturbate and those who lie about it!"


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Re: How many times do you masterbate in 1 day? [Re: p4kSouL]
    #3850283 - 03/01/05 03:26 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Would you be opposed to me changing the title of this post to the correct spelling of masturbate? I hate when people misspell that word. Thats how I spelled it in the 6th grade.


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InvisibleJoeChip
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Re: How many times do you masterbate in 1 day? [Re: Gumby]
    #3857079 - 03/02/05 01:53 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

3-10+


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Invisiblep4kSouL
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Re: How many times do you masterbate in 1 day? [Re: Gumby]
    #3857717 - 03/02/05 04:40 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Gumby said:
Would you be opposed to me changing the title of this post to the correct spelling of masturbate? I hate when people misspell that word. Thats how I spelled it in the 6th grade.



shit i changed it. i have a shitty vocab.


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Re: How many times do you masterbate in 1 day? [Re: p4kSouL]
    #3858464 - 03/02/05 07:00 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I masturbate until my penis is bloody and sore, everyday.


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Re: How many times do you masturbate in 1 day? [Re: p4kSouL]
    #3859184 - 03/02/05 09:08 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah depends if im getting laid or not. If im not getting action prolly 1 time a day or maybe less sometimes more if im alone and bored.


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Re: How many times do you masterbate in 1 day? [Re: michotim002]
    #3861303 - 03/03/05 07:08 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

michotim002 said:
I don't masturbate cuz i get alot putang. I'm not trying to be cocky or anything.




well now that obviously indicates that you don't get any putang at all and you masturbate round the clock.  :smirk:


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Re: How many times do you masterbate in 1 day? [Re: Locus]
    #3863878 - 03/03/05 07:20 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Locus, do you enjoy bashing people in the polls forum? Why don't you grow some nuts and go to OTD and play with the big boys. It must be fun slapping around pre-schoolers.


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Re: How many times do you masterbate in 1 day? [Re: looner2]
    #3866459 - 03/04/05 04:58 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

it can happen once or not at all,
but mostly 2-4 times as im a young geeza with balls made a steel :wink:

yaaaaay ejaculation thread :laugh:
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