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InvisibleBurke Dennings Happy Birthday

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I wanna be the next Pope
    #3839085 - 02/26/05 11:29 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

This pope's gonna die soon, and I think I'm just as qualified as anyone else. I promise not to forget the Shroomery in my quest for papalcy. What would you like me to do for you if I'm elected at the next Conclave as the new Holy See?


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Re: I wanna be the next Pope [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #3839090 - 02/26/05 11:30 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Can you make me King of the Bronx if you get elected?


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InvisibleBurke Dennings Happy Birthday

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Re: I wanna be the next Pope [Re: Ripple]
    #3839117 - 02/26/05 11:35 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

I'll see what I can do.


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Re: I wanna be the next Pope [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #3839128 - 02/26/05 11:37 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Unleash the catholic world order... I know they have shit planned and it can't be any worse than whatever evil group Bush is a part of pushing world domination agenda for... I'm just tired of the wait!


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InvisibleBurke Dennings Happy Birthday

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Re: I wanna be the next Pope [Re: delta9]
    #3839142 - 02/26/05 11:41 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

I was planning on that whether elected pope or not. Anything else? Maybe I could decree that communion wafers are to be replaced with mushrooms. Or maybe something tasty, like oreos.


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Re: I wanna be the next Pope [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #3839156 - 02/26/05 11:44 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Why????????


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Re: I wanna be the next Pope [Re: chinadoll]
    #3839185 - 02/26/05 11:50 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

"I like the Pope, the Pope Smokes Dope" - My buddy's poster


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Re: I wanna be the next Pope [Re: Ripple]
    #3839218 - 02/26/05 11:57 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

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Ripple said:
Can you make me King of the Bronx if you get elected?




If I'm not mistaken, you must battle Jackie Chan to the death for that title.


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Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.


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InvisibleBurke Dennings Happy Birthday

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Re: I wanna be the next Pope [Re: chinadoll]
    #3839219 - 02/26/05 11:57 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

I think it'd be a fun job. Saying masses, canonizing saints, things like that. You get a pope-mobile.


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Re: I wanna be the next Pope [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #3839223 - 02/26/05 11:58 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

We are probably going to need some revised commandments....


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Re: I wanna be the next Pope [Re: Ripple]
    #3839224 - 02/26/05 11:58 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Well, I'm the king of New York, so...

Along side Christopher Walken :smirk:


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Re: I wanna be the next Pope [Re: Jim]
    #3839230 - 02/26/05 11:59 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

GratefulJim said:
Quote:

Ripple said:
Can you make me King of the Bronx if you get elected?




If I'm not mistaken, you must battle Jackie Chan to the death for that title.




That would be interesting.


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Re: I wanna be the next Pope [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #3839232 - 02/27/05 12:00 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Electrode,

Hey Bro. How goes it? I would like to be named King of Kentucky. Be able to Smoke anywhere, any time. I would liek t obe able to Grow my own shrooms. Lastly ... I want a hippie girl to Love and be Loved by.

K. Thanks. Your Great.


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Re: I wanna be the next Pope [Re: JettaJay]
    #3839238 - 02/27/05 12:01 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

That's so sweet.


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Re: I wanna be the next Pope [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #3839241 - 02/27/05 12:01 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Since there is a so called separation of 'church and state'. I do not have to honor these king-ships, nor will I obey their decree.


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Re: I wanna be the next Pope [Re: Jim]
    #3839253 - 02/27/05 12:04 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

GratefulJim said:
Since there is a so called separation of 'church and state'. I do not have to honor these king-ships, nor will I obey their decree.





You don't have to obey, I just wont one of those kick ass robes and hats !!!

The only one that matters to me really is Having a Hippie girl thats loves me and I her !!!!


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InvisibleBurke Dennings Happy Birthday

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Re: I wanna be the next Pope [Re: JettaJay]
    #3839256 - 02/27/05 12:04 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Jay, it's good to see you, but that's a tall order there. I think a lot of those things fall out of papal jurisdiction. I'll tell you what; I'll make you an honorary molestation victim, and you can sue the priest of your choosing.

Bom, your on the right track. What commandments should be ammended?


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Re: I wanna be the next Pope [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #3839278 - 02/27/05 12:10 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

electrode said:
Jay, it's good to see you, but that's a tall order there. I think a lot of those things fall out of papal jurisdiction. I'll tell you what; I'll make you an honorary molestation victim, and you can sue the priest of your choosing.

Bom, your on the right track. What commandments should be ammended?




OkI choose to sue the one right down my street ... he looks like a molestor. .... BTW if it is commandments you need removed how abotu the one that states you have to be at the church everytime it is open doored.


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Re: I wanna be the next Pope [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #3839279 - 02/27/05 12:10 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Can you impliment buddy jesus as the new official savior?


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Re: I wanna be the next Pope [Re: JettaJay]
    #3839283 - 02/27/05 12:11 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

BTW you can't even find me a hippie girl .... what kind of Pope are you going to make not being able to do shit liek that ????? \



Ok I'm stoned .. .that made more sense inside my head ...


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