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OfflineMrBump
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the new girl im seeing
    #3813375 - 02/21/05 10:02 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

is a masseuse at one of those day spas....aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....i have never felt more relaxed.

free massages are great  :drooling:


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OfflineTodcasil
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Re: the new girl im seeing [Re: MrBump]
    #3813425 - 02/21/05 10:11 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

dont make her work for you!  give her a break she does that shit all day :smirk:

:heart:


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GODS.


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OfflineMrBump
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Re: the new girl im seeing [Re: Todcasil]
    #3813439 - 02/21/05 10:14 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

thats the thing...she always offers.

she has to massage old, fat, wrinked people most of the day. so apparently its a treat to rub me down.

your reply reminds me of that Seinfeld episode when Jerry is dating a masseuse who wont give him a massage  :lol:


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There are two ways to get to the top of an oak tree: start climbing or sit on an acorn.

Are you a carrot, an egg, or a coffee bean?


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OfflineTodcasil
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Re: the new girl im seeing [Re: MrBump]
    #3813444 - 02/21/05 10:16 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

:grin:


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.


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Re: the new girl im seeing [Re: Todcasil]
    #3813577 - 02/21/05 10:46 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

i wish i were seeing a masseuse. good job


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Invisiblegdman
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Re: the new girl im seeing [Re: MrBump]
    #3813585 - 02/21/05 10:47 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

That was a good one :grin:.


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Re: the new girl im seeing [Re: gdman]
    #3813968 - 02/21/05 11:39 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

lucky


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I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

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My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

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OfflineYouEnjoyMyself
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Re: the new girl im seeing [Re: MrBump]
    #3813977 - 02/21/05 11:40 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

you lucky bastard.


"lucky" in napolean dynamites voice.


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Offlinekadakuda
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Re: the new girl im seeing [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #3814113 - 02/21/05 11:57 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

nice!

my cousin is one, trust me they liek to not have to do it and GET a massage in return. you will probably get paid back nicely. im stopping before i grose myself out.


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