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Offlinejebus
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dogs say the darndist things
    #380276 - 08/27/01 08:20 PM (23 years, 3 months ago)

when ever I trip around my little dog samule he allways seams to be nicer to me.I think he picks up my vibe and just chills with me looking around when im stoned around him he kinda makes me feel guilty, it's like he's disapointed. any one eles dogs/cats/whatever do weird stuff like that.

there's fungus amung us.


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OfflineMrKurtz
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Re: dogs say the darndist things [Re: jebus]
    #380425 - 08/28/01 12:43 AM (23 years, 3 months ago)

whenever i get really blazed my cat seems to pick it up really well, he starts acting really nice yet cautious. it usually makes me laugh like hell just looking at him, dont no, cats just look funny, heh.


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OfflineSir Tokes-A-Lot
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Re: dogs say the darndist things [Re: MrKurtz]
    #380461 - 08/28/01 02:11 AM (23 years, 3 months ago)

that is so weird man. wheneverim stoned, ill walk over to my dog and she'll just give me this stare like "what the hell is up with you?" and she'll make me feel like i did something stupid.

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Re: dogs say the darndist things [Re: Sir Tokes-A-Lot]
    #380567 - 08/28/01 08:39 AM (23 years, 3 months ago)

haha.. yeah whenever i get stoned or trip i always do it around my cat.. when im stoned and he starts licking his arms and his back it just looks really funny.. like the way his tongue moves is really trippy.. lol.. and when im trippin its even more wierd. people say im on crack because of this but still.. it kinda seems like i can talk to him telepathicly.. lol.. like i can hear his thoughts. its wierd..

"Sa Da Tai"
"I Dabe A Samie"
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"Yall Get Clammy"
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OfflineMmmMushrooms
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Re: dogs say the darndist things [Re: jebus]
    #380892 - 08/28/01 05:13 PM (23 years, 3 months ago)

My cats are incredibly cool while shrooming, although they dont seem to give a shit when im stoned. One of them started to look incredibly big, and the other one turned green when i was shrooming. Crazy shit, they also seem to totally know when im shrooming, cause they always come next to me and try to trip me out.

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Re: dogs say the darndist things [Re: MmmMushrooms]
    #380935 - 08/28/01 05:54 PM (23 years, 3 months ago)

Thats true man..this shit is crazy.

Whenever I smoke bud out on the balcony my cat is there to watch ;)

He always gets the occasional super :)

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OfflineShroomel
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Re: dogs say the darndist things [Re: TrauM]
    #381040 - 08/28/01 08:31 PM (23 years, 3 months ago)

Whenever i take my cat to my bake out car It acts cool as hell.It's pupils get really wide and it looks fuckin funny.Havent tripped with it yet.

The world isnt a planet its a stone tossed into space.


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Re: dogs say the darndist things [Re: jebus]
    #381233 - 08/29/01 02:17 AM (23 years, 3 months ago)

whenever i get stoned my dog is always a happy motherfucker cuz he knows i think it is funny as hell to feed him snacks when i am high for some reason..

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seems like i've been here before
seems so familiar
seems like i'm slipping
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Re: dogs say the darndist things [Re: moxjet20]
    #381764 - 08/29/01 09:04 PM (23 years, 3 months ago)

I have a cat that always knows when I am messed up somehow too@!. The first time shrooming it sat on my stomach and last time i ate 5g it came down 2 floors and followed me around. I couldve sworn she was telepathically communiating with me thru her eyes, then again i thought my math teacher was telling me about circles too...

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Re: dogs say the darndist things [Re: jebus]
    #382555 - 08/31/01 01:51 AM (23 years, 3 months ago)

Your cats are communicating with you telepathically. Also, the reason pets act weird is because they identify you by how you act, little things you always do that you never noticed, when your stoned your a different person. They get confused cuz it looks like you, smells like you, but its not you.

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Re: dogs say the darndist things [Re: jebus]
    #382557 - 08/31/01 01:59 AM (23 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, my dog is dissapointed in me when i get stoned as well. I'm pretty sure its not just me being paranoid, he really gets mad at me, and he hates weed, he always runs away when i smoke it.

MAybe its because this one time he ate a whole batch of my ganja rice krispy treats, i was pissed, but i felt really bad, he couldn't move all he could do was lay on the bed, i was so scared he'd die, i had to bring him water and stuff, and he just layed their, to afraid to move
:-(
But he turned out OK :-)

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OfflineMrKurtz
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Re: dogs say the darndist things [Re: jebus]
    #382878 - 08/31/01 05:11 PM (23 years, 3 months ago)

oh, almost forgot, one time i fishbowled my apartment, and my cat got high along with me, heh. it was so funny, he had the most glazed lazy look on his face, and he was just laying there, staring at everything that moved. like a few minutes after i finished my sister dropped by and was yelling at me (she hates when i use drugs) and bitching about how i smoked so much the cat got stoned.. lol.. good times.

(a note, i dont think its right to dose animals, this was a complete accident! i wouldnt purposely get my cat stoned, and after hearing a few horrible stories about kids putting there animals in boxes and blowing smoke in it, i really think people should think more about the well being of other living things. they may not be as mentally developed as us, but they still have feelings!)


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OfflineI_AM_THE_WALRUS
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Re: dogs say the darndist things [Re: TrauM]
    #382882 - 08/31/01 05:16 PM (23 years, 3 months ago)

its the same with me.....when ever i trip or get high or something it seems like my dog knows and she just looks at me scared or something...like she knows im gonna die but cant tell me , sometimes it gives me bad vibes because i feel like im scaring her

WE CANT STOP HERE!!!!....THIS IS BAT COUNTRY

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Re: dogs say the darndist things [Re: MrKurtz]
    #382884 - 08/31/01 05:22 PM (23 years, 3 months ago)

yeah man seriously, hot boxing animals is fun. i did it to my hamster 3 times....hahah and this one time when i was really drunk i dumped out all his water and filled it back up with beer. little guy likes it.

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Re: dogs say the darndist things [Re: drunkgoat]
    #382938 - 08/31/01 07:14 PM (23 years, 3 months ago)

eh, did you even read the post? one thing, filling your hamsters water with beer is a horrible idea, seeing as how they will get only more dehydrated, and cause they are so small, they will get fucked up by alcohol that much faster. and "hot boxing" your pets is stupid.. forcing them to inhale smoke in a small area with very little oxygen is idiotic. people, dont abuse your pets, if you think its fun to fuck with them cause they cant fight back, you probably have some serious anger problems.


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Re: dogs say the darndist things [Re: I_AM_THE_WALRUS]
    #382943 - 08/31/01 07:21 PM (23 years, 3 months ago)

yeah, cats & dogs know what is up.

*I said no to drugs, but they didn't listen.*
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Re: dogs say the darndist things [Re: jebus]
    #383119 - 09/01/01 01:20 AM (23 years, 3 months ago)

my girlfriend ate her first boomers tonight, had a good time, but did some serious chatting with our 4 cats. She'd just spark up a conversation and keep on babbling. Hell, if they don't talk, they sure make good listeners :)

neways, my trip has worn off and the bed is looking very very inviting. peace out!

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Re: dogs say the darndist things [Re: jebus]
    #383278 - 09/01/01 11:20 AM (23 years, 3 months ago)

yeah, that's crazy. my wife's dog used to get so pissed when she smoked, but my cat was always cool; like we were on the same wavelength and she was just like: hey, glad you're here, i love you=) and, man, dosing or hotboxing animals isn't cool, they don't have a choice...

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Re: dogs say the darndist things [Re: jebus]
    #383289 - 09/01/01 11:48 AM (23 years, 3 months ago)

When I'm stoned my cat likes to play mindgames. It will stare at me like that dog on Fraiser does for like 10 minutes straight, then run up and attack me and run away.
My dog seems dissapointed in me. He will just look at me, tilt his head, then roll his eyes and look away.

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Re: dogs say the darndist things [Re: sHemp13]
    #383501 - 09/01/01 07:25 PM (23 years, 3 months ago)

My dog does the same thing sHemp's does.



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Re: dogs say the darndist things [Re: sHemp13]
    #383940 - 09/02/01 12:13 PM (23 years, 3 months ago)

hehe... I took 2 hits of acid, and gave catnip to my cat. turned out the acid was just paper, but my cat was still funny as hell.

'The fool on the hill sees the sun going down,
and the eyes in his head see the world spinning 'round'
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Re: dogs say the darndist things [Re: RedNucleus]
    #384077 - 09/02/01 04:51 PM (23 years, 3 months ago)

Hmm... I always thought I was alone with this. Whenever I'm high on mushrooms, my dog seems to know and she won't come too close when normally she would be jumping on me and licking etc. Very weird...
Animals are really fun to play with when you are tripping, but they seem to be dissappointed with you, so I feel guilty when doing it hehe...

...I guess they don't recycle pidgeons.

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Re: dogs say the darndist things [Re: drunkgoat]
    #384102 - 09/02/01 05:37 PM (23 years, 3 months ago)

Just a warning about hampsters and gerbils. It is very easy to kill them by mistake by hot-boxing.


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Re: dogs say the darndist things [Re: jebus]
    #384199 - 09/02/01 09:06 PM (23 years, 3 months ago)

I have two dogs, and one is always the same, no matter if i'm tripping or not. The other is always giving me a strange look when i'm tripping, like "Why are you doing this?" and gives me really freaky vibes. One time he started panting really hard while looking at me then he started snorting like he was having trouble breathing and I was freaking out cuz i thought I was killing him, then I just stopped looking at him all together. The next day he seemed kinda pissed off at me too.

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Re: dogs say the darndist things [Re: surfacing0]
    #384200 - 09/02/01 09:09 PM (23 years, 3 months ago)

I used to have 3 mice and me and my friend fed them some mushrooms I was growing mixed with cheese. Nothing much happened to them that I could notice. They acted the same as always. Does anybody consider that cruelty to animals, it wasn't a lot. They didn't die from it or anything.

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Re: dogs say the darndist things [Re: surfacing0]
    #491200 - 12/14/01 04:00 PM (22 years, 11 months ago)

One time while hotboxing my room, I started hearing this fly. it was buzzing like crazy. I thought i was hearing things because no fly could be that loud, so I kept toking up. 5 minutes later, I heard the buzzing again, so I look up, and there's this fly crashing into my wall trying to fly. Then he flys down, and into my quarter of herb. Then he got caught in the bag...that fly scared the crap out of me.

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Re: dogs say the darndist things [Re: H111B111ie]
    #491229 - 12/14/01 04:29 PM (22 years, 11 months ago)

LMAO...I like that fly bit.


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Re: dogs say the darndist things [Re: WhiteBoy]
    #491235 - 12/14/01 04:34 PM (22 years, 11 months ago)

I am an advocate of animals partaking in NATURAL drugs. If my dog is willing to pick up a shroom and eat it, she is welcome to it. :) Same thing with poking smot...if I blow a hit at my dog she tends to stay exactly in the same place waiting for more until I am done tokin'. Forcing a pet to hotbox is another matter entirely. No one should be forced into intoxication...not even pets. Anyone who has spent real time with pot knows that once smoke gets cold, inhaling it only causes your lungs damage. It doesn't get you any higher, and eventually it will cause a buildup of liquid (tons of extra phlegm). This is NOT a good thing to do to an animal.


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Re: dogs say the darndist things [Re: jebus]
    #496633 - 12/20/01 12:51 AM (22 years, 11 months ago)

ya man my buddies cats, everytime we tripped the both of them would sit there and stair at us for the longest periods of time. this was like every trip at that house 80+ trips, they would just stare at us.


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Re: dogs say the darndist things [Re: delysid]
    #496825 - 12/20/01 09:34 AM (22 years, 11 months ago)

getting cats high isn't always wrong... I knew a cat that everytime you'd go to smoke, he'd be right on your shoulder taking hits, plus, one time, I was smoking a joint with a friend, and my dog wason the couch behind us (we were on the floor) and she layed her head down and took every hit off of it, moving her head back and forth to the person with the joint...

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OfflineSir Tokes-A-Lot
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Re: dogs say the darndist things [Re: SherlockDrubu]
    #497416 - 12/20/01 10:40 PM (22 years, 11 months ago)

animals physically being able to take a hit... right.


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