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SoopaX
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Registered: 11/12/04
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Christianity and Morons

#3781976 - 02/15/05 01:35 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1054/1054_01.asp

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zahudulallah
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Registered: 10/20/04
Posts: 10,579
Loc: Tokyo, Japan
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Re: Christianity and Morons

[Re: SoopaX]
#3782039 - 02/15/05 02:13 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

La ilaha il Allah wa Muhammadun Rasulallah :lol:

:lol:

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CJay
Dark Stranger

Registered: 02/02/04
Posts: 931
Loc: Riding a bassline

Re: Christianity and Morons

[Re: zahudulallah]
#3782528 - 02/15/05 07:48 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

wow! I am saved! I am going to Heaven now!

At last know that Adam was not 90feet tall.

And that school teachers are wrong. Not to mention Muslims.

Get ye to the airport all Muslims!

:lol:

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Seuss
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[Re: zahudulallah]
#3782598 - 02/15/05 08:20 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Uh, I am confused... where did Tashana come from?

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Innvertigo
Vote Libertarian!!

Registered: 02/08/01
Posts: 16,296
Loc: Crackerville, Michigan U...

Re: Christianity and Morons

[Re: SoopaX]
#3782606 - 02/15/05 08:22 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Jesus didn't create the universe, according to Christians, God did.

whew, I was just about to become a muslim, thanks for posting this. ha

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Words of Wisdom: Individual Rights BEFORE Collective Rights

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." -- Thomas Jefferson

Edited by Innvertigo (02/15/05 01:38 PM)

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newuser1492

Registered: 06/12/03
Posts: 3,104

Re: Christianity and Morons

[Re: Innvertigo]
#3782700 - 02/15/05 09:11 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

hahah

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Cyber
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Registered: 06/14/04
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Loc: Dearborn Michigan
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Re: Christianity and Morons

[Re: newuser1492]
#3783250 - 02/15/05 12:04 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Just remember

"Jesus Loved the little children!"

And they wonder why Catholic priests have problems. :grin:

:grin:

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Re: Christianity and Morons

[Re: SoopaX]
#3783251 - 02/15/05 12:04 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Thanks man, I really needed another reason to be disgusted by religious people. When will the ignorant learn religion is just a tool to control the masses?

Edited by DNKYD (02/15/05 12:11 PM)

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KristiMidocean
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Re: Christianity and Morons

[Re: DNKYD]
#3783795 - 02/15/05 02:07 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

man that pic is sooo messed up! Im a little offened

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I live for LNC :smile:

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[Re: KristiMidocean]
#3783806 - 02/15/05 02:11 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Don't be offended, It came from a christian children's book. <-- Not joking!

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Re: Christianity and Morons

[Re: Cyber]
#3783850 - 02/15/05 02:25 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Makes me nautious.God damn thats bullshit
(im muslim)

but i did at laugh at the same time

:headbang:

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Kada
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[Re: Freeker]
#3783883 - 02/15/05 02:34 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Religion. Government. *Belive what we tell you. Or bad things will happen. blah!

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"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein
"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama
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delta9
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Re: Christianity and Morons

[Re: Kada]
#3784098 - 02/15/05 03:28 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

"Mohammed also had 16 wives and 2 slave women."

How easily the Christians put aside the Old Testament. like it isn't a part of the Bible or something... Slavery is all over it!

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DNKYD
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Re: Christianity and Morons

[Re: delta9]
#3784102 - 02/15/05 03:29 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah, but they were using slavery in the name of "God", so it's OK.

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delta9
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Re: Christianity and Morons

[Re: DNKYD]
#3784128 - 02/15/05 03:34 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Oh, right, my bad.

:lol:

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DNKYD
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Re: Christianity and Morons

[Re: delta9]
#3784140 - 02/15/05 03:38 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Basically the arguement of religion comes down to, do you like the story of Star Wars or Space Balls better?

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Irradiated_Feces
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Re: Christianity and Morons

[Re: DNKYD]
#3784155 - 02/15/05 03:40 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Space Balls.

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DNKYD
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Re: Christianity and Morons

[Re: Irradiated_Feces]
#3784164 - 02/15/05 03:42 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

But Space Balls is all lies! Lonestar wasn't really Dark Helmet's son, so he couldn't have had the power of the force! Damn you infidels.

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Re: Christianity and Morons

[Re: Irradiated_Feces]
#3784189 - 02/15/05 03:47 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Total Recall > Star Wars + Space Balls

Yeah, honestly religion is like a joke to me. Maybe I need to smoke some DMT or take 10 grams dried, but I honestly cannot walk into a church/study group without the word "HERETIC" being spoken in a lucid voice interminably in my head.

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DNKYD
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Re: Christianity and Morons

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#3784287 - 02/15/05 04:08 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

I've taken high doses of mushrooms, snorted large amounts of 5-MeO-DMT, and smoked quite a bit 5-MeO-DMT. All of my experiences have shown me something that can't be reached through religion. Religion is just a tool.

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