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SoopaX
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Christianity and Morons
#3781976 - 02/15/05 01:35 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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zahudulallah
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Re: Christianity and Morons [Re: SoopaX]
#3782039 - 02/15/05 02:13 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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La ilaha il Allah wa Muhammadun Rasulallah
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CJay
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wow! I am saved! I am going to Heaven now!
At last know that Adam was not 90feet tall.
And that school teachers are wrong. Not to mention Muslims.
Get ye to the airport all Muslims!
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Seuss
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Uh, I am confused... where did Tashana come from?
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Innvertigo
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Re: Christianity and Morons [Re: SoopaX]
#3782606 - 02/15/05 08:22 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Jesus didn't create the universe, according to Christians, God did.
whew, I was just about to become a muslim, thanks for posting this. ha
-------------------- America....FUCK YEAH!!! Words of Wisdom: Individual Rights BEFORE Collective Rights "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." -- Thomas Jefferson
Edited by Innvertigo (02/15/05 01:38 PM)
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newuser1492
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Re: Christianity and Morons [Re: Innvertigo]
#3782700 - 02/15/05 09:11 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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hahah
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Cyber
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Re: Christianity and Morons [Re: newuser1492]
#3783250 - 02/15/05 12:04 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Just remember
"Jesus Loved the little children!"
And they wonder why Catholic priests have problems.
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DNKYD
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Re: Christianity and Morons [Re: SoopaX]
#3783251 - 02/15/05 12:04 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Thanks man, I really needed another reason to be disgusted by religious people. When will the ignorant learn religion is just a tool to control the masses?
Edited by DNKYD (02/15/05 12:11 PM)
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KristiMidocean
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Re: Christianity and Morons [Re: DNKYD]
#3783795 - 02/15/05 02:07 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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man that pic is sooo messed up! Im a little offened
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Cyber
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Don't be offended, It came from a christian children's book. <-- Not joking!
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Freeker
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Re: Christianity and Morons [Re: Cyber]
#3783850 - 02/15/05 02:25 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Makes me nautious.God damn thats bullshit (im muslim)
but i did at laugh at the same time
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Kada
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Re: Christianity and Morons [Re: Freeker]
#3783883 - 02/15/05 02:34 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Religion. Government. *Belive what we tell you. Or bad things will happen. blah!
-------------------- ~The Cultivators Motherload~ "I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein "There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies. My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama Live long and prosper.
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delta9
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Re: Christianity and Morons [Re: Kada]
#3784098 - 02/15/05 03:28 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
"Mohammed also had 16 wives and 2 slave women."
How easily the Christians put aside the Old Testament. like it isn't a part of the Bible or something... Slavery is all over it!
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DNKYD
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Re: Christianity and Morons [Re: delta9]
#3784102 - 02/15/05 03:29 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yeah, but they were using slavery in the name of "God", so it's OK.
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delta9
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Re: Christianity and Morons [Re: DNKYD]
#3784128 - 02/15/05 03:34 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Oh, right, my bad.
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DNKYD
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Re: Christianity and Morons [Re: delta9]
#3784140 - 02/15/05 03:38 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Basically the arguement of religion comes down to, do you like the story of Star Wars or Space Balls better?
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Irradiated_Feces
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Re: Christianity and Morons [Re: DNKYD]
#3784155 - 02/15/05 03:40 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Space Balls.
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DNKYD
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But Space Balls is all lies! Lonestar wasn't really Dark Helmet's son, so he couldn't have had the power of the force! Damn you infidels.
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Society
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Total Recall > Star Wars + Space Balls
Yeah, honestly religion is like a joke to me. Maybe I need to smoke some DMT or take 10 grams dried, but I honestly cannot walk into a church/study group without the word "HERETIC" being spoken in a lucid voice interminably in my head.
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DNKYD
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Re: Christianity and Morons [Re: Society]
#3784287 - 02/15/05 04:08 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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I've taken high doses of mushrooms, snorted large amounts of 5-MeO-DMT, and smoked quite a bit 5-MeO-DMT. All of my experiences have shown me something that can't be reached through religion. Religion is just a tool.
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MarkostheGnostic
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Re: Christianity and Morons [Re: Cyber]
#3784375 - 02/15/05 04:25 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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That's just wrong. You need to erase that. What in Hell is wrong with you?
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Hendostan
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Re: Christianity and Morons [Re: DNKYD]
#3784376 - 02/15/05 04:25 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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religion is whatever you want it to be. i bow down before you almighty ones who claim to know religion is just a tool. you must have all the answers, please enlighten me.
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DNKYD
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Re: Christianity and Morons [Re: Hendostan]
#3784398 - 02/15/05 04:29 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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See? That's one of the problems with religions: they worship knowledge. Religion is mythology, but only in hindsight.
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Hendostan
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Re: Christianity and Morons [Re: DNKYD]
#3784428 - 02/15/05 04:35 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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searching for knowledge is certainly not a thing to be condemned..i think the exact opposite is what's wrong with most christians i encounter...they don't worship knowledge. they take everything literally and at face value, never diving into the philosophy and theology surrounding what they're giving their life to. but it's also wrong to say there is nothing to gain from it. it's a very personal thing, and spirituality is experienced by every person differently. maybe it has no use in your life, that's cool. doesn't mean it can't do anything for somebody else. like the line i hear thrown around in here a lot "having never taken drugs, i can tell you they have absolutely nothing to offer." not everyone who decides to follow a religion is a mindless sheep who would cut off their own balls if the bible said to. those people make the most noise and therefore get the most attention. they aren't the majority though.
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Cyber
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Quote:
MarkostheGnostic said: That's just wrong. You need to erase that. What in Hell is wrong with you?
Just to top that picture off.
This is a copy (again totally unaltered) of a page from a Young Catholic Prayerbook called ``FRIENDS WITH GOD''. This illustration accompanies an informative text explaining the `act of contrition' ("O my God I am heartily sorry for having offended thee, and I detest all my sins...").
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Dark_Star
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Re: Christianity and Morons [Re: SoopaX]
#3786293 - 02/15/05 09:45 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Holy shit... "Since it's starting to spread into our neighborhoods i'll tell you what I know" It's like they're talking about crack! Ahhhhh *wipes tears* As funny as this is, the fact that it is serious, and not a joke is scary....I know some Christians that are cool, and not hypotcritical, hateful intolerant pricks.....however they are in the minority. Christianity is dangerous...something needs to be done about this shit soon. Where's the love?
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Re: Christianity and Morons [Re: Dark_Star]
#3786823 - 02/15/05 11:12 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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pretty funny
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