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OfflineMrBump
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caffiene doesnt seem to stimulate me
    #3780642 - 02/14/05 10:55 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

i dunno, some days i drink 4 cups of coffee...other days i dont drink any caffiene at all.
it seems like coffee doesnt wake me up or get me wired or anything like that, like it does to a lot of people (i stopped drinking soda 4 years ago so coffee is the only way i ingest caffiene)

but what it does to me is speed up my digestive system...i always (or most times) feel like i have to poop w/in an hour of a cup of coffee. does coffee have this effect on anybody else?

a side bar: i seriously almost pooped my pants today! i was about 1/2 way thru a 4 mile run and i felt it coming on... i fought it and kept running and it got prgressively worse by the time i was a block and a half away from my house. i had to stop running and limp home with my hand on my ass (like that woulda done any good...)
barely made it...

i lead such an interesting life  :smirk:


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Re: caffiene doesnt seem to stimulate me [Re: MrBump]
    #3780798 - 02/14/05 11:18 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

If it's not doing anything, stop drinking it.


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OfflineMrBump
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Re: caffiene doesnt seem to stimulate me [Re: spud]
    #3780882 - 02/14/05 11:30 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

i actually like the taste of some of the gourmet coffees at work.

good point tho. i guess drinking it is pretty pointless for me.


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Re: caffiene doesnt seem to stimulate me [Re: MrBump]
    #3780920 - 02/14/05 11:34 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Drink decafe or stop.

It's bad for you.


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Re: caffiene doesnt seem to stimulate me [Re: spud]
    #3782286 - 02/15/05 07:30 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Caffiene doesnt really seem to do much for me either.

I love the taste of coffee but its heavy on my stomach. I've been physically sick from drinking coffee on a few occasions  :crazy:


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Re: caffiene doesnt seem to stimulate me [Re: MrBump]
    #3782383 - 02/15/05 08:33 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

coffee is a natural laxative dude.


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Re: caffiene doesnt seem to stimulate me [Re: MrBump]
    #3782502 - 02/15/05 09:35 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

I cut my caffeine due to anxiety.

I drink sprite or caffeine-free if I'm gonna drink a soda here and there.

The 'natural laxative' quality comes in handy sometimes. Big dinner last night, big day today, only an hour before you gotta leave.. comes in handy.


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Re: caffiene doesnt seem to stimulate me [Re: MrBump]
    #3782519 - 02/15/05 09:43 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Caffiene tends to calm me down, most of the time. I used to drink a lot of caffiene drinks every day, until my doctor told me it was because I had ADD and was self-medicating (stimulants + ADD = calm). The day I started on ritalin I lost any and all cravings for caffiene, and the day I quit ritalin I picked up the caffiene again :smirk:


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Re: caffiene doesnt seem to stimulate me [Re: trendal]
    #3782585 - 02/15/05 10:14 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

caffeine/coffee sucks unless it comes in ice blended moca form. With whipcream I might add and a hint of caramel if poss.


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Re: caffiene doesnt seem to stimulate me [Re: MrBump]
    #3782603 - 02/15/05 10:22 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

yea for some reasonit doesnt do shit to me either


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Re: caffiene doesnt seem to stimulate me [Re: phishytrip]
    #3782703 - 02/15/05 11:12 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

When caffeine calms you down that probably means you got ADD.....but even people who have ADD tend to drink it cause it calms them down. Are you scutter-minded sometimes? A


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Re: caffiene doesnt seem to stimulate me [Re: PsillyNilly]
    #3782899 - 02/15/05 12:16 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Caffeine pumps me up, and calms me down at the same time and it makes me poop, wonderful long, healthy, soft, turds. I got an iceburg the other day. Hooray for coffee.


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