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    #3777298 - 02/14/05 03:03 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

I gave a hitch hiker a ride at 4:00am. Not something you do around here. He wasnt even hitch hiking when I stopped though. It was cold as fuck and raining like hell and he was walking so stiffly, all hunched over with one of those old-man hunchbacks.

So I stopped, and backed up and asked if he needed a ride. He said he just got released from the hospital, he was old as dirt, and he was shaking like a wet dog. I felt bad for the pitiful bastard. I offered him some cigarettes, he didn't smoke. He said he needed a ride to the highway.

I dropped him off on a overpass bridge at the exit ramp, he said thanks and got out, and I pulled off. I looked in the mirror and saw him just standing there looking at the car drive away. Then I noticed he left his bag in the car. I looked back up no more than 2-3 seconds after I looked away from the rearview mirror and he was gone.

There was no where he could have went that fast without me seeing him. Even if he ran and was in very good shape he still couldnt have made it to the end of the bridge in that small amount of time. He was nowhere. I stopped. I made a U-turn, he was nowhere. I drove down the ramp and everything. He fucking vanished. He was a motherfucking angel, folks. And I passed the test unknowingly.

Today it was raining hard as hell, so hard I had to turn the TV almost all the way up to drown out the drumming of raindrops on the house. It was like a fucking tropical storm.

Then I remembered that I left my car window cracked and thought in my head "god please stop the rain" and then said out loud to my lady "I left my window open, my seat is gonna be soaked" and as soon as I said "soaked" the rain stopped abruptly.

Just like that. Fucking pouring then it just stopped instantly and the wind whistled, and there was complete silence outside. Then my lady "you prayed for that didn't you?" And a cold shiver shot through my spine.

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InvisibleCosm
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Re: + [Re: Anonymous]
    #3777340 - 02/14/05 03:43 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

I dropped him off on a overpass bridge at the exit ramp

not to sound skeptical but could he have jumped off the bridge and landed on a truck bed moving through the underpass,and did you look into the bag,what did you do with the bag?

Edited by Cosm (02/14/05 03:45 AM)

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OfflineSigno
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Re: + [Re: Cosm]
    #3777348 - 02/14/05 03:51 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

sounds fishy, what was in the bag?


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    #3777743 - 02/14/05 08:21 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Sounds like the man from Memphis, a North African legend


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Re: + [Re: Anonymous]
    #3777786 - 02/14/05 08:42 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

What was in the Angel's bag, paradis?


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    #3777802 - 02/14/05 08:50 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

zahudulallah said:
What was in the Angel's bag, paradis?




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Re: + [Re: Teragon]
    #3777850 - 02/14/05 09:09 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Tell us NOW

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Re: + [Re: Anonymous]
    #3777900 - 02/14/05 09:23 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

that was me.


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InvisibleThin White Duke
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    #3777919 - 02/14/05 09:30 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

How did you disappear so quickly?

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    #3777960 - 02/14/05 09:39 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

with his jetpack. duh


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Anonymous

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    #3779525 - 02/14/05 04:39 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

It was a clear plastic bag. It had a towel,a bottle of glucose pills,and some kind of blank hospital form. I threw that shit out.

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Re: + [Re: Anonymous]
    #3780614 - 02/14/05 08:50 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Wow. You threw his glucose pills out? That could have been another test.


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    #3781563 - 02/14/05 11:39 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

so angels hang out on roadsides, testing to see if we'll pick them up even though they're not hitchhiking? and if we do pick them up, they repay us in trivial ways?

cool

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Offlinezahudulallah
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    #3781792 - 02/15/05 12:45 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

I wonder if it looked like John Travolta.


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Re: + [Re: zahudulallah]
    #3782001 - 02/15/05 01:56 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Did you check to see what was missing from your car? j/k


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    #3782955 - 02/15/05 10:35 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Zekebomb said:
so angels hang out on roadsides, testing to see if we'll pick them up even though they're not hitchhiking? and if we do pick them up, they repay us in trivial ways?

cool




Hey man! You ever have a moldy smellying interior?! And then that shit sits in the sun for a day and the smell is all baked IN to your upholstery! LOL! That shit isn't trivial!

Besides what do we care about that isn't trivial? :crazy2:

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Anonymous

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    #3783680 - 02/15/05 01:41 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

I am the truth. You nonbelievers are falsifiers. You probably invest in bullshit concepts like "reality".

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    #10174830 - 04/15/09 10:34 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Man fuck yo momma. I dicked her in the ear.


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    #10175627 - 04/16/09 12:29 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

That was me, fool.

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Re: + [Re: John Nada]
    #10176703 - 04/16/09 09:18 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Glucose pills?  How come angels never carry anything cool?


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