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I gave a hitch hiker a ride at 4:00am. Not something you do around here. He wasnt even hitch hiking when I stopped though. It was cold as fuck and raining like hell and he was walking so stiffly, all hunched over with one of those old-man hunchbacks.
So I stopped, and backed up and asked if he needed a ride. He said he just got released from the hospital, he was old as dirt, and he was shaking like a wet dog. I felt bad for the pitiful bastard. I offered him some cigarettes, he didn't smoke. He said he needed a ride to the highway.
I dropped him off on a overpass bridge at the exit ramp, he said thanks and got out, and I pulled off. I looked in the mirror and saw him just standing there looking at the car drive away. Then I noticed he left his bag in the car. I looked back up no more than 2-3 seconds after I looked away from the rearview mirror and he was gone.
There was no where he could have went that fast without me seeing him. Even if he ran and was in very good shape he still couldnt have made it to the end of the bridge in that small amount of time. He was nowhere. I stopped. I made a U-turn, he was nowhere. I drove down the ramp and everything. He fucking vanished. He was a motherfucking angel, folks. And I passed the test unknowingly.
Today it was raining hard as hell, so hard I had to turn the TV almost all the way up to drown out the drumming of raindrops on the house. It was like a fucking tropical storm.
Then I remembered that I left my car window cracked and thought in my head "god please stop the rain" and then said out loud to my lady "I left my window open, my seat is gonna be soaked" and as soon as I said "soaked" the rain stopped abruptly.
Just like that. Fucking pouring then it just stopped instantly and the wind whistled, and there was complete silence outside. Then my lady "you prayed for that didn't you?" And a cold shiver shot through my spine.
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Cosm
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I dropped him off on a overpass bridge at the exit ramp
not to sound skeptical but could he have jumped off the bridge and landed on a truck bed moving through the underpass,and did you look into the bag,what did you do with the bag?
Edited by Cosm (02/14/05 03:45 AM)
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Signo
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#3777348 - 02/14/05 03:51 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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sounds fishy, what was in the bag?
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SidiHidi
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Sounds like the man from Memphis, a North African legend
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zahudulallah
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What was in the Angel's bag, paradis?
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Teragon
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zahudulallah said: What was in the Angel's bag, paradis?
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Thin White Duke
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Tell us NOW
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afoaf
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that was me.
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Thin White Duke
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Re: + [Re: afoaf]
#3777919 - 02/14/05 09:30 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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How did you disappear so quickly?
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Yarry
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with his jetpack. duh
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Anonymous
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It was a clear plastic bag. It had a towel,a bottle of glucose pills,and some kind of blank hospital form. I threw that shit out.
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zahudulallah
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Wow. You threw his glucose pills out? That could have been another test.
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Zekebomb
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so angels hang out on roadsides, testing to see if we'll pick them up even though they're not hitchhiking? and if we do pick them up, they repay us in trivial ways?
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zahudulallah
Sexual Heretic
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I wonder if it looked like John Travolta.
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Great Scott
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Did you check to see what was missing from your car? j/k
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dr0mni
My Own Messiah
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Quote:
Zekebomb said: so angels hang out on roadsides, testing to see if we'll pick them up even though they're not hitchhiking? and if we do pick them up, they repay us in trivial ways?
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Hey man! You ever have a moldy smellying interior?! And then that shit sits in the sun for a day and the smell is all baked IN to your upholstery! LOL! That shit isn't trivial!
Besides what do we care about that isn't trivial?
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Anonymous
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I am the truth. You nonbelievers are falsifiers. You probably invest in bullshit concepts like "reality".
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Nemo_Hoes
Juan Sánchez Villa-Lobo Ramírez
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Man fuck yo momma. I dicked her in the ear.
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John Nada
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That was me, fool.
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sterbeklang
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Glucose pills? How come angels never carry anything cool?
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