Home | Community | Message Board


Zamnesia.com
Please support our sponsors.

General Interest >> Philosophy, Sociology & Psychology

Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Jump to first unread post. Pages: 1 | 2 | Next >  [ show all ]
Anonymous

+
    #3777298 - 02/14/05 05:03 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I gave a hitch hiker a ride at 4:00am. Not something you do around here. He wasnt even hitch hiking when I stopped though. It was cold as fuck and raining like hell and he was walking so stiffly, all hunched over with one of those old-man hunchbacks.

So I stopped, and backed up and asked if he needed a ride. He said he just got released from the hospital, he was old as dirt, and he was shaking like a wet dog. I felt bad for the pitiful bastard. I offered him some cigarettes, he didn't smoke. He said he needed a ride to the highway.

I dropped him off on a overpass bridge at the exit ramp, he said thanks and got out, and I pulled off. I looked in the mirror and saw him just standing there looking at the car drive away. Then I noticed he left his bag in the car. I looked back up no more than 2-3 seconds after I looked away from the rearview mirror and he was gone.

There was no where he could have went that fast without me seeing him. Even if he ran and was in very good shape he still couldnt have made it to the end of the bridge in that small amount of time. He was nowhere. I stopped. I made a U-turn, he was nowhere. I drove down the ramp and everything. He fucking vanished. He was a motherfucking angel, folks. And I passed the test unknowingly.

Today it was raining hard as hell, so hard I had to turn the TV almost all the way up to drown out the drumming of raindrops on the house. It was like a fucking tropical storm.

Then I remembered that I left my car window cracked and thought in my head "god please stop the rain" and then said out loud to my lady "I left my window open, my seat is gonna be soaked" and as soon as I said "soaked" the rain stopped abruptly.

Just like that. Fucking pouring then it just stopped instantly and the wind whistled, and there was complete silence outside. Then my lady "you prayed for that didn't you?" And a cold shiver shot through my spine.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleCosm
Questioning
Registered: 05/07/04
Posts: 448
Loc: somewhere
Re: + [Re: Anonymous]
    #3777340 - 02/14/05 05:43 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I dropped him off on a overpass bridge at the exit ramp

not to sound skeptical but could he have jumped off the bridge and landed on a truck bed moving through the underpass,and did you look into the bag,what did you do with the bag?


Edited by Cosm (02/14/05 05:45 AM)


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineSigno
manamana
 User Gallery

Registered: 03/05/02
Posts: 1,949
Loc: Purple Haze
Last seen: 10 years, 2 months
Re: + [Re: Cosm]
    #3777348 - 02/14/05 05:51 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

sounds fishy, what was in the bag?


--------------------


Correlation is not causation!


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineSidiHidi
inactive
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 62
Last seen: 12 years, 2 months
Re: + [Re: Anonymous]
    #3777743 - 02/14/05 10:21 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Sounds like the man from Memphis, a North African legend


--------------------
R.I.P. Hunter, you will certainly be missed


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinezahudulallah
Sexual Heretic

Registered: 10/21/04
Posts: 10,579
Loc: Tokyo, Japan
Last seen: 12 years, 8 days
Re: + [Re: Anonymous]
    #3777786 - 02/14/05 10:42 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

What was in the Angel's bag, paradis?


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleTeragon
Noddy

Registered: 02/21/01
Posts: 36,253
Loc: Lost in the Patterns
Re: + [Re: zahudulallah]
    #3777802 - 02/14/05 10:50 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

zahudulallah said:
What was in the Angel's bag, paradis?




--------------------
need that cash to feed them jones.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleThin White Duke
Stranger
 User Gallery

Registered: 10/20/04
Posts: 51,530
Re: + [Re: Teragon]
    #3777850 - 02/14/05 11:09 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Tell us NOW


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Invisibleafoaf
CEO DBK?
 User Gallery

Registered: 11/08/02
Posts: 32,665
Loc: Ripple's Heart
Re: + [Re: Anonymous]
    #3777900 - 02/14/05 11:23 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

that was me.


--------------------
All I know is The Growery is a place where losers who get banned here go.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleThin White Duke
Stranger
 User Gallery

Registered: 10/20/04
Posts: 51,530
Re: + [Re: afoaf]
    #3777919 - 02/14/05 11:30 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

How did you disappear so quickly?


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleYarry
Old Timer
 User Gallery

Registered: 01/05/04
Posts: 23,740
Re: + [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #3777960 - 02/14/05 11:39 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

with his jetpack. duh


--------------------
Grumpy Old Man.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Anonymous

Re: + [Re: Teragon]
    #3779525 - 02/14/05 06:39 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

It was a clear plastic bag. It had a towel,a bottle of glucose pills,and some kind of blank hospital form. I threw that shit out.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinezahudulallah
Sexual Heretic

Registered: 10/21/04
Posts: 10,579
Loc: Tokyo, Japan
Last seen: 12 years, 8 days
Re: + [Re: Anonymous]
    #3780614 - 02/14/05 10:50 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Wow. You threw his glucose pills out? That could have been another test.


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineZekebomb
sociophagus

Registered: 08/24/03
Posts: 1,164
Loc: BC province
Last seen: 9 years, 7 months
Re: + [Re: zahudulallah]
    #3781563 - 02/15/05 01:39 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

so angels hang out on roadsides, testing to see if we'll pick them up even though they're not hitchhiking? and if we do pick them up, they repay us in trivial ways?

cool


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinezahudulallah
Sexual Heretic

Registered: 10/21/04
Posts: 10,579
Loc: Tokyo, Japan
Last seen: 12 years, 8 days
Re: + [Re: Zekebomb]
    #3781792 - 02/15/05 02:45 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I wonder if it looked like John Travolta.


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflinePeyoteZen
Russian Agent
Male User Gallery

Registered: 05/05/03
Posts: 17,298
Loc: White House
Last seen: 23 minutes, 57 seconds
Re: + [Re: zahudulallah]
    #3782001 - 02/15/05 03:56 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Did you check to see what was missing from your car? j/k


--------------------
ISLAMIC MIGRANT CRIME WAVE COMING TO A GRANNSKAP NEAR YOU!


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinedr0mni
My Own Messiah
 User Gallery

Registered: 08/21/04
Posts: 2,921
Loc: USF Tampa, Fl
Last seen: 9 years, 11 months
Re: + [Re: Zekebomb]
    #3782955 - 02/15/05 12:35 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Zekebomb said:
so angels hang out on roadsides, testing to see if we'll pick them up even though they're not hitchhiking? and if we do pick them up, they repay us in trivial ways?

cool




Hey man! You ever have a moldy smellying interior?! And then that shit sits in the sun for a day and the smell is all baked IN to your upholstery! LOL! That shit isn't trivial!

Besides what do we care about that isn't trivial? :crazy2:


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Anonymous

Re: + [Re: Anonymous]
    #3783680 - 02/15/05 03:41 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I am the truth. You nonbelievers are falsifiers. You probably invest in bullshit concepts like "reality".


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleNemo_Hoes
Juan Sánchez Villa-Lobo Ramírez
 User Gallery


Registered: 09/16/04
Posts: 39,450
Loc: Ray Ray's Mystery Garage
Re: + [Re: Anonymous]
    #10174830 - 04/16/09 12:34 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Man fuck yo momma. I dicked her in the ear.


--------------------
We will also report to the NAACP and to Al Sharpton's entourage, how the Shroomery administrators allows their mods and members to be balatantly allowed the use of the 'N' word.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleJohn Nada
positive lifeforce
 User Gallery
Registered: 03/03/03
Posts: 94,693
Loc: Hamburgers
Re: + [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
    #10175627 - 04/16/09 02:29 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

That was me, fool.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Invisiblesterbeklang
w/e
Male


Registered: 03/03/09
Posts: 824
Loc: Filthy Rock
Re: + [Re: John Nada]
    #10176703 - 04/16/09 11:18 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Glucose pills?  How come angels never carry anything cool?


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Jump to top. Pages: 1 | 2 | Next >  [ show all ]

General Interest >> Philosophy, Sociology & Psychology

Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Ryan's Angels W/PICS CleverName 532 4 08/09/04 05:42 PM
by TODAY
* Project...: .."ANGeL DeCoY", ---An Air Force C-130 Releasing..... . . PhanTomCat 741 5 02/23/05 10:22 PM
by PhanTomCat
* Guardian Angels Swami 939 16 08/17/03 06:21 AM
by Rhizoid
* Angels, UFOs and Atmospheric Phenomena
( 1 2 all )
infidelGOD 2,491 26 01/19/04 05:10 PM
by kaiowas
* Angels and Demons
( 1 2 all )
Droz 1,475 23 08/30/06 01:32 AM
by Ashland
* Criss Angel debunks Tarot & Astrology
( 1 2 all )
OrgoneConclusion 11,156 37 08/04/07 10:59 AM
by Rhizoid
* Angels and Demons
( 1 2 all )
Droz 1,342 21 01/29/05 05:17 AM
by Cosm
* the angel and the devil RebelSteve33 840 17 08/17/03 03:29 PM
by Strumpling

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Middleman, CosmicJoke, Jokeshopbeard, DividedQuantum
910 topic views. 3 members, 6 guests and 14 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Toggle Favorite | Print Topic | Stats ]
Search this thread:
Vaposhop
Please support our sponsors.

Copyright 1997-2017 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.026 seconds spending 0.003 seconds on 20 queries.