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ZombieLuvin
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Registered: 11/26/04
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How do you know your a stoner?
#3775150 - 02/13/05 05:25 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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This is a jocular post, just add your two cents lol. I discovered i was a stoner when i started preparing and getting munchies ready 6 hours before i planned to be stoned :-P
-------------------- The oldest and strongest emotion of man is fear, and the oldest and strongest fear, is fear of the unknown... -H.P. Lovecraft
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BorgFace
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Re: How do you know your a stoner? [Re: ZombieLuvin]
#3775156 - 02/13/05 05:26 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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When I tried to stop
-------------------- Give me an ounce of civet, good apothecary, to sweeten my imagination!
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Mushie_Man
Fuck Up
Registered: 05/21/04
Posts: 889
Loc: UK
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Re: How do you know your a stoner? [Re: BorgFace]
#3775201 - 02/13/05 05:37 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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When your a stoner... youll just know.
-------------------- Ecstacy got me standing next to you Getting sentimental as fuck spillin' guts to you We just met But I think I'm in love with you But you're on it too So you tell me you love me too Wake up in the morning like "yo, what the fuck we do?"
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digitalcube
would u likesome dolphinsafe tuna
Registered: 12/26/04
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Loc: la
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Re: How do you know your a stoner? [Re: Mushie_Man]
#3775213 - 02/13/05 05:40 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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i know im stoned as we speak lol
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rdnp2035
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Re: How do you know your a stoner? [Re: digitalcube]
#3775480 - 02/13/05 06:41 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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You had 6 hours of being sober? Unless you were at work..I'm not sure if you are a stoner.
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Slipknot420
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Re: How do you know your a stoner? [Re: rdnp2035]
#3775538 - 02/13/05 06:53 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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when "POTHEAD" gets branded across your forehead like in half baked
-------------------- *Divine Moments of Truth* "Limitless undying love which shines around me like a million suns - it calls me on and on across the universe" ~ John Lennon "Once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right" ~The Grateful Dead "Religionists, with their guaranteed eventual paradise, of which they know nothing, taking it all on 'faith,' can't be expected to understand or sympathize with those with a yen to storm the Gate of Heaven and see for themselves what all the praying's about!" ~Robert Hunter
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Ahab McBathsalts
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Registered: 11/25/02
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Re: How do you know your a stoner? [Re: ZombieLuvin]
#3775624 - 02/13/05 07:21 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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when you leave your weed next to your bed at night, so you don't have to get out of bed for that first bowl of the day.
also when you have an ashtray next to your bed.
-------------------- "Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's going to die."
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Ballziam
melted mind
Registered: 02/12/05
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Re: How do you know your a stoner? [Re: ZombieLuvin]
#3775651 - 02/13/05 07:28 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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When your depressed and pissed off when you cant get high and you cant seem to remember when the last time you didnt smoke was...
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Trainwreck
No. Really.
Registered: 12/22/04
Posts: 3,563
Loc: Southern California
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Re: How do you know your a stoner? [Re: Ballziam]
#3775660 - 02/13/05 07:34 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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When you save all your extra cash for 2 months to buy a flat screen monitor, then end up buying 2 ounces of chronic with the money. Still kinda regretting that...
Oh, and when you sell the $100 Best buy gift card your parents sent you for Christmas and buy a new ROOR bong. Never regretted that one
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blacksabbathrulz
Registered: 05/22/02
Posts: 2,511
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Re: How do you know your a stoner? [Re: Trainwreck]
#3775794 - 02/13/05 08:08 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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You know you are a stoner when you title the thread "How do you know your a stoner", instead of "How do you know you're a stoner"
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dougyfresh038
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Registered: 02/13/05
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LOL BLACKSABBATH, GOTEM.
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MOTH
Wild Woman
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Posts: 23,431
Loc: In the jungle
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Re: How do you know your a stoner? [Re: dougyfresh038]
#3775876 - 02/13/05 08:30 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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I started to acknowledge I might be a stoner when I realized that I had been stoned 24/7 for the past few months.
Then it was like: "Shit, I should really smoke less...................................nah!"
No really, I am trying to smoke less.
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hellbender
Registered: 12/10/04
Posts: 64
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Re: How do you know your a stoner? [Re: MOTH]
#3775958 - 02/13/05 08:45 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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When you've run out of resin to smoke and remember the couple of nuggets that fell through a crack in the console of your car months ago. You then proceed to disassemble the entire thing to get at them.
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ZombieLuvin
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Registered: 11/26/04
Posts: 63
Loc: Greater Chicago Land
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Re: How do you know your a stoner? [Re: MOTH]
#3775961 - 02/13/05 08:46 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Hehe...stupid grammar...
-------------------- The oldest and strongest emotion of man is fear, and the oldest and strongest fear, is fear of the unknown... -H.P. Lovecraft
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BorgFace
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Re: How do you know your a stoner? [Re: hellbender]
#3776077 - 02/13/05 09:02 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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hellbender, what kind of stoner would leave the bud there and not do what you did as soon as they lost it?
-------------------- Give me an ounce of civet, good apothecary, to sweeten my imagination!
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PopeHypocriteIII
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Re: How do you know your a stoner? [Re: BorgFace]
#3776433 - 02/13/05 10:14 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Whenever your choice as to whether or not to smoke at any given time becomes significantly affected by habit or compulsion, and most particularly when you do not consciously acknowledge the decision at all.
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hellbender
Registered: 12/10/04
Posts: 64
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Re: How do you know your a stoner? [Re: BorgFace]
#3776492 - 02/13/05 10:24 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
BorgFace said: hellbender, what kind of stoner would leave the bud there and not do what you did as soon as they lost it?
Hehe... a lazy one. It was a pain in the ass. Took about a half hour to figure out how get it apart and back together. Scraping resin, while nasty, is a pretty quick fix.
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Legoulash
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Re: How do you know your a stoner? [Re: hellbender]
#3776552 - 02/13/05 10:37 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Dealers go out of buisness when you leave town..
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gma
contentlyenlightened
Registered: 02/08/05
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Last seen: 18 years, 8 months
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^^ cause of grammar? Um.. most the stoners i know are smarter than most sober idiots. grammar online means nothing. see im not capitalizing And there i didnt even use a period, or an apostrophe. WOOT
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BorgFace
PEENTASTIC
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Loc: Australia
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Re: How do you know your a stoner? [Re: gma]
#3776709 - 02/13/05 11:12 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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You revel in the fact that you are a moron?
Just kidding, have some shrooms newb.
-------------------- Give me an ounce of civet, good apothecary, to sweeten my imagination!
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