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OfflineZombieLuvin
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How do you know your a stoner?
    #3775150 - 02/13/05 07:25 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

This is a jocular post, just add your two cents lol.
I discovered i was a stoner when i started preparing and getting munchies ready 6 hours before i planned to be stoned :-P


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The oldest and strongest emotion of man is fear, and the oldest and strongest fear, is fear of the unknown... -H.P. Lovecraft


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OfflineBorgFace
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Re: How do you know your a stoner? [Re: ZombieLuvin]
    #3775156 - 02/13/05 07:26 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

When I tried to stop :frown:


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InvisibleMushie_Man
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Re: How do you know your a stoner? [Re: BorgFace]
    #3775201 - 02/13/05 07:37 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

When your a stoner... youll just know.


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Re: How do you know your a stoner? [Re: Mushie_Man]
    #3775213 - 02/13/05 07:40 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

i know im stoned as we speak lol


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Re: How do you know your a stoner? [Re: digitalcube]
    #3775480 - 02/13/05 08:41 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

You had 6 hours of being sober? Unless you were at work..I'm not sure if you are a stoner.


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Re: How do you know your a stoner? [Re: rdnp2035]
    #3775538 - 02/13/05 08:53 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

when "POTHEAD" gets branded across your forehead like in half baked


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Re: How do you know your a stoner? [Re: ZombieLuvin]
    #3775624 - 02/13/05 09:21 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

when you leave your weed next to your bed at night, so you don't have to get out of bed for that first bowl of the day.

also when you have an ashtray next to your bed.


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OfflineBallziam
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Re: How do you know your a stoner? [Re: ZombieLuvin]
    #3775651 - 02/13/05 09:28 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

When your depressed and pissed off when you cant get high and you cant seem to remember when the last time you didnt smoke was...


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OfflineTrainwreck
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Re: How do you know your a stoner? [Re: Ballziam]
    #3775660 - 02/13/05 09:34 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

When you save all your extra cash for 2 months to buy a flat screen monitor, then end up buying 2 ounces of chronic with the money. Still kinda regretting that...

Oh, and when you sell the $100 Best buy gift card your parents sent you for Christmas and buy a new ROOR bong. Never regretted that one :smile:


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Re: How do you know your a stoner? [Re: Trainwreck]
    #3775794 - 02/13/05 10:08 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

You know you are a stoner when you title the thread "How do you know your a stoner", instead of "How do you know you're a stoner"


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Re: How do you know your a stoner? [Re: blacksabbathrulz]
    #3775814 - 02/13/05 10:16 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

LOL BLACKSABBATH, GOTEM.


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InvisibleMOTH
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Re: How do you know your a stoner? [Re: dougyfresh038]
    #3775876 - 02/13/05 10:30 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

I started to acknowledge I might be a stoner when I realized that I had been stoned 24/7 for the past few months.

Then it was like: "Shit, I should really smoke less...................................nah!"

No really, I am trying to smoke less.


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Invisiblehellbender

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Re: How do you know your a stoner? [Re: MOTH]
    #3775958 - 02/13/05 10:45 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

When you've run out of resin to smoke and remember the couple of nuggets that fell through a crack in the console of your car months ago. You then proceed to disassemble the entire thing to get at them.


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OfflineZombieLuvin
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Re: How do you know your a stoner? [Re: MOTH]
    #3775961 - 02/13/05 10:46 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Hehe...stupid grammar...


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Re: How do you know your a stoner? [Re: hellbender]
    #3776077 - 02/13/05 11:02 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

hellbender, what kind of stoner would leave the bud there and not do what you did as soon as they lost it?


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Re: How do you know your a stoner? [Re: BorgFace]
    #3776433 - 02/14/05 12:14 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Whenever your choice as to whether or not to smoke at any given time becomes significantly affected by habit or compulsion, and most particularly when you do not consciously acknowledge the decision at all.


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Invisiblehellbender

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Re: How do you know your a stoner? [Re: BorgFace]
    #3776492 - 02/14/05 12:24 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

BorgFace said:
hellbender, what kind of stoner would leave the bud there and not do what you did as soon as they lost it?




Hehe... a lazy one.  It was a pain in the ass.  Took about a half hour to figure out how get it apart and back together.  Scraping resin, while nasty, is a pretty quick fix.  :wink:


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OfflineLegoulash
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Re: How do you know your a stoner? [Re: hellbender]
    #3776552 - 02/14/05 12:37 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Dealers go out of buisness when you leave town..


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Offlinegma
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Re: How do you know your a stoner? [Re: blacksabbathrulz]
    #3776579 - 02/14/05 12:43 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

^^ cause of grammar? Um.. most the stoners i know are smarter than most sober idiots. grammar online means nothing. see im not capitalizing And there i didnt even use a period, or an apostrophe. WOOT


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Re: How do you know your a stoner? [Re: gma]
    #3776709 - 02/14/05 01:12 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

You revel in the fact that you are a moron?

Just kidding, have some shrooms newb.


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