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InvisibleCJay
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Pull your trousers up Virginia!
    #3756588 - 02/09/05 05:09 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

The Virginia state house has voted to outlaw the trend of wearing trousers so low that underwear hangs over the top.

"Underwear is called underwear for a reason."

"Most of us would identify this as the coarsening of society,"

"To vote for this bill would be a vote for character, to uplift your community and to do something good not only for the state of Virginia, but for this entire country," he added

FUCK YEH!
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Re: Pull your trousers up Virginia! [Re: CJay]
    #3756607 - 02/09/05 05:13 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

:lol:

What a joke. If I was given a fine for this, I'd be pissed.


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Re: Pull your trousers up Virginia! [Re: CJay]
    #3756740 - 02/09/05 05:37 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

it's about time.
those low pants motherfuckers are ruining the moral fabric of society...

:rolleyes: :rolleyes:


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Re: Pull your trousers up Virginia! [Re: Redstorm]
    #3756742 - 02/09/05 05:37 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

I support this law 100%


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Re: Pull your trousers up Virginia! [Re: CJay]
    #3756748 - 02/09/05 05:38 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Having solved all other problems, they now tackle this oh-so-important issue... :rolleyes:


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Re: Pull your trousers up Virginia! [Re: blacksabbathrulz]
    #3756755 - 02/09/05 05:38 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

yeah, I bet you do.


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Re: Pull your trousers up Virginia! [Re: CJay]
    #3756775 - 02/09/05 05:41 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

so, government now dictates fashion?
thats wonderful.


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Re: Pull your trousers up Virginia! [Re: Vvellum]
    #3757270 - 02/09/05 07:00 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

it's a brave new world


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Re: Pull your trousers up Virginia! [Re: CJay]
    #3757688 - 02/09/05 07:44 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

WOW


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Re: Pull your trousers up Virginia! [Re: CJay]
    #3757749 - 02/09/05 07:54 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Where was my state legislature during the Zubaz craze?


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Re: Pull your trousers up Virginia! [Re: CJay]
    #3757791 - 02/09/05 08:00 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

I like how fashion is all about getting as close to nude as possible without getting nude. Everyone would hate it if we all had to walk around totally nude, the guys would be embaressed of their small dicks and the girls would be embaressed that perverted weirdos are jacking off as they walk by. Ah, the perfect society.

The penalty for wearing your pants around your knees should be to go naked for the day. Thats what its suggesting right?.."im so cool" or "im so hot that i can wear my pants below my boxers/thong...but i dont wanna show everything" Well I say, lets see it all if you think you are so bad ass. lol


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Re: Pull your trousers up Virginia! [Re: Catalysis]
    #3757847 - 02/09/05 08:10 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

How about just not giving a fuck about how other people wear their clothes?

If somebody gets angry when they see a low beltline or even someones whitey tightys, its a problem with their defunct nervous system, not the other person's fashion.


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Re: Pull your trousers up Virginia! [Re: Catalysis]
    #3757855 - 02/09/05 08:13 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

But yeah I think everyone should be stripped naked and laughed at at least once.


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Re: Pull your trousers up Virginia! [Re: Catalysis]
    #3757862 - 02/09/05 08:16 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

I like how people like to simplify things they don't identify with into derogatory terms.  :smirk:

This particular fashion trend doesn't even actually expose more skin than regular pants wearing, but apparently the elderly's pants are tightly wrapped around their chests, and cutting off circulation to their brains, and they're unable to rationalize that.

Maybe they should pass legislation requiring sweater vests and bowties as well.


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Re: Pull your trousers up Virginia! [Re: Phluck]
    #3757890 - 02/09/05 08:21 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Phluck said:
I like how people like to simplify things they don't identify with into derogatory terms.




lol, easy killer. I didn't know this was some kind of special symbol. I guess im just not "in the know". My fault, I was never one for fashion statements. Its like now how the "pre-soiled" jeans are in fashion now to make it look like you are rugged and shit. heh, that stuff cracks me up.


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Re: Pull your trousers up Virginia! [Re: Catalysis]
    #3760373 - 02/10/05 05:30 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

what a joke of a law..

the penalty for being cool is having your pants fall down as you walk, busting your face on the sidewalk, and getting laughed at for being a tool.
as it should be.

(pre-soiled jeans may be cool, I couldn't tell you, but I doubt that REAL soiled jeans are..  :frown: what a shame ive got a shitton of the latter!)


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Re: Pull your trousers up Virginia! [Re: Catalysis]
    #3760710 - 02/10/05 09:09 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

I didn't know this was some kind of special symbol




It is to the law makers - it's a symbol of all that is rotten and bad and evil in the world. I bet Saddam used to wear his pants like this on Sundays when off duty. God damn.

The lawmakers - pwwaaaaaahahaha!!!!!! :tongue2:

land of the free and all that

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hey - In Iraq you can't shave....In Virginia you can't wear low slung jeans.

How different these fundamentalists are.

Pretty soon hick terrorists will start blasting their shotguns at kids with low slung pants! aiiee! :eek:


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VA is presenting alot of fun bills and passing some stupid laws lately... [Re: CJay]
    #3760726 - 02/10/05 09:19 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

State bans unpasteurized milk products
http://washingtontimes.com/business...92924-9352r.htm

Virginia dairy farmers no longer can sell cheese or butter containing unpasteurized milk under a new state law that went into effect at midnight.
The law will protect the public's health, advocates say, but smaller dairy farms are worried that the new regulations could force them to close.
The rule, with several other regulations, is part of a bill written by the state's Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services, and recently signed by Gov. Mark Warner.

Virginia Senate rejects gay marriages
http://www.roanoke.com/news/roanoke%5C18203.html
The more conservative House of Delegates is likely to follow suit today in voting for a constitutional amendment to ban same-sex marriages

Fail to report miscarriage to cops in Virginia within 12 hours ? go to jail, pay $2,500

Well not yet, but if Delegate John A. Cosgrove has his way, you will. He has proposed HB1667 that requires any woman who experiences ?fetal death? without a doctor?s assistance to report it to their local law-enforcement agency within twelve hours. Failure to do so is punishable as a Class 1 Misdemeanor. This will result in 12 months jail time and a $2,500 fine. The report must include: place of occurrence, mother?s maiden name, social security, race, age, education level, marital status, prior reproductive history, number of pre-natal visits for this pregnancy and lots of other personal information.

So let?s get this straight, in the 12 hours after you have a miscarriage, probably the worst time in your life, you have to call the cops and give them a lot of private information that you probably can?t even remember. Right
http://www.bloggingbaby.com/entry/1234000993026551/

Even More VA Idiocy
Virginia may execute a killer because he's no longer retarded. Years ago, he scored 59 on an I.Q. test, qualifying as too retarded to be constitutionally executed. (The cutoff in Virginia is 70.) He recently took another I.Q. test and scored 76. His lawyer blames the improvement on the inmate's participation in litigating his appeals--"a forced march towards increased mental stimulation," according to the psychologist who tested him. Law-and-order spin: Low test scores are a joke. Anybody smart enough to plan a crime like this one is competent to be executed. Civil rights spin: I.Q. increases with age, so the state can retest an inmate for years until he scores too high. Cynical spin: The test nails exactly the wrong people, because anybody too dumb to figure out how to score below 70 when his life is at stake really is too retarded to be executed.

http://slate.msn.com/id/2113039/#cops


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Re: VA is presenting alot of fun bills and passing some stupid laws lately... [Re: DigitalDuality]
    #3760731 - 02/10/05 09:23 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Hey lets all move to Virginia - a bastion of freedom, compassion and openmindednes!

The heart of the US!


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Re: VA is presenting alot of fun bills and passing some stupid laws lately... [Re: CJay]
    #3770150 - 02/12/05 06:38 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

north korea plz nuke virginia


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