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Great_Satan
prophet of God
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Go Canoodlian!
#3754832 - 02/09/05 04:26 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Thinking about traveling to another country? Want to avoid political discussions from leftists with Down's Syndrome? Disguise yourself as a Canadian. And make sure you misbehave yourself, too.
http://www.t-shirtking.com/gocanadian.html/1afdac706ab5da678d823ce2ef95a84e
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"For $24.95 you get a complete disguise. A t-shirt with the Canadian flag and the saying ""O
Canada! (National Anthem), a patch for your luggage or backpack, a window sticker and a
lapel pin. Plus - Free Report - How to Speak Canadian, Eh?!"
http://www.t-shirtking.com/catalog/001-00300/1afdac706ab5da678d823ce2ef95a84e
I don't even know what street Canada is on. -- Al Capone
http://www.goingpostal.cc/CanadianT-shirts/
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bumper
Playin EVE
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Re: Go Canoodlian! *DELETED* [Re: Great_Satan]
#3754855 - 02/09/05 04:47 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Post deleted by bumperReason for deletion: .
-------------------- Pitbulls are like any other dog, they can be trained to be nasty or they can be trained to be good, some are smart and some are stupid, just like every other breed. Their tough, stubborn and loyal, which is easily turned into something horrible in the wrong hands.
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Innvertigo
Vote Libertarian!!
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Re: Go Canoodlian! [Re: bumper]
#3754888 - 02/09/05 05:16 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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I love bein a Canadian, I thank the powers that be every day, that I was born north of that border.
many Americans thank the powers that be as well.
All Canoodians smell like whale blubber, that must be sold seperatly.
-------------------- America....FUCK YEAH!!! Words of Wisdom: Individual Rights BEFORE Collective Rights "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." -- Thomas Jefferson
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RandalFlagg
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Want to avoid political discussions from leftists with Down's Syndrome? Disguise yourself as a Canadian. And make sure you misbehave yourself, too.
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Rono
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Registered: 01/25/01
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In my travels...whenever I am knowingly being an asshole, I make a point of telling everyone that I'm an American.
-------------------- "Life has never been weird enough for my liking"
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Redstorm
Prince of Bugs
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Re: Go Canoodlian! [Re: Rono]
#3755931 - 02/09/05 12:21 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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I live about 20 min. from the Canadian border, and during the X-mas season, since your dollar is gaining value, they all come over to the city across the border to shop.
Anyways, I was eating at a restaraunt, and I saw some jerk screaming and swearing at a waitress. He got up, left the building, and got in his car with a Canadian license plate.
The generalization of all Americans being assholes is so glaringly untrue. Get off your high horse; your country's people are no better.
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RandalFlagg
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Re: Go Canoodlian! [Re: Redstorm]
#3755960 - 02/09/05 12:29 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Anyways, I was eating at a restaraunt, and I saw some jerk screaming and swearing at a waitress. He got up, left the building, and got in his car with a Canadian license plate.
Did the man scream, "I asked for CANADIAN bacon, eh!!?" and then swing a hockey stick at her? I think I was there.
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Innvertigo
Vote Libertarian!!
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Re: Go Canoodlian! [Re: Redstorm]
#3756055 - 02/09/05 01:01 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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In Rono's defense, I'm sure the seal clubber was being sarcastic.
-------------------- America....FUCK YEAH!!! Words of Wisdom: Individual Rights BEFORE Collective Rights "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." -- Thomas Jefferson
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bumper
Playin EVE
Registered: 11/06/04
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Loc: Middle of Canada
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Re: Go Canoodlian! *DELETED* [Re: Redstorm]
#3756093 - 02/09/05 01:14 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Post deleted by bumperReason for deletion: .
-------------------- Pitbulls are like any other dog, they can be trained to be nasty or they can be trained to be good, some are smart and some are stupid, just like every other breed. Their tough, stubborn and loyal, which is easily turned into something horrible in the wrong hands.
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Rono
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Re: Go Canoodlian! [Re: Redstorm]
#3756097 - 02/09/05 01:15 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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I saw some jerk screaming and swearing at a waitress. He got up, left the building, and got in his car with a Canadian license plate.
Sounds like someone was trying to frame Canada...everyone knows that Canucks are always polite.
-------------------- "Life has never been weird enough for my liking"
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Innvertigo
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Re: Go Canoodlian! [Re: bumper]
#3756196 - 02/09/05 01:44 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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I don't have to worry about army road blocks searching my car for fun
have you ever been to the US, i've been here 34 years and have never had this happen to me.
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taking my drugs and locking me up,
Well then why don't you go to your local police station and light one up just outside their door, let me know how that works out for you.
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Don't you people feel at least a little bit of sympathy or guilt for all the innocents that are being killed in the name of America, because of the president that you elected.
newsflash ace, not all Americans voted for him, I have absolutly nothing to feel guilty aboot.
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There ain't no high horse here, just the basic freedoms that everybody should be able to enjoy. The only thing I have to worry about is when your all mighty president decides that hes gonna destroy Canada because we got some of the natural resources that he wants.
That'll never happen since we tend to protect your country.
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I've been down to your great country and the food and water quality sucks.
wow, the ignorance flows.
-------------------- America....FUCK YEAH!!! Words of Wisdom: Individual Rights BEFORE Collective Rights "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." -- Thomas Jefferson
Edited by Innvertigo (02/09/05 02:10 PM)
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Phluck
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Registered: 04/10/99
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Well then why don't you go to your local police station and light one up just outside their door, let me know how that works out for you.
http://www.cannabisculture.com/articles/3026.html
Worked out okay for quite a few of us, actually.
That'll never happen since we tend to protect your country.
Yes, thank you for protecting us from those constant attacks.
-------------------- "I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson http://phluck.is-after.us
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trendal
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Loc: Ontario, Canada
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Well then why don't you go to your local police station and light one up just outside their door, let me know how that works out for you.
Done that. Along with 250 other people. DIRECTLY in front of the Police Headquarters in Windsor, Ontario. We all lit up, smoked a giant joint and many bong hits right at 4:20 in the afternoon. Police watched from the windows. Some officers even walked around the outside of the crowd, but looked at the ground the whole time instead of making eye contact. No one was arrested, or even hassled.
newsflash ace, not all Americans voted for him, I have absolutly nothing to feel guilty aboot.
Whether or not you personally voted for him...can you not still have some sympathy/empathy for those who are being killed in the name of America?
That'll never happen since we tend to protect your country.
Oh wow! THANK YOU! I had no idea we needed so much protection from you!
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Once, men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.
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newuser1492
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Re: Go Canoodlian! [Re: Phluck]
#3756274 - 02/09/05 02:00 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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You have to admit at least the drug laws are much less Draconian than they are in the States.
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Civ
Pinning
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I've been down to your great country and the food and water quality sucks.
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wow, the ignorace flows.
Whats sad is all of mean what you are saying, but most of its bullshit and untrue, like fighting with lies.
I always thought this forum held more tact, I guess not.
Edited by Civ (02/09/05 02:10 PM)
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Innvertigo
Vote Libertarian!!
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Re: Go Canoodlian! [Re: Phluck]
#3756325 - 02/09/05 02:09 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Worked out okay for quite a few of us, actually.
I doubt it.
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Yes, thank you for protecting us from those constant attacks.
don't you have an igloo to make?
-------------------- America....FUCK YEAH!!! Words of Wisdom: Individual Rights BEFORE Collective Rights "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." -- Thomas Jefferson
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Phluck
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I doubt it.
Uh... okay. Doubt it all you want, but pot-tv.net has video evidence.
Here's Marc Emery making a speech and smoking a large joint with a crowd in front of the police headquarters in my home town. http://www.pot-tv.net/archive/shows/pottvshowse-2143.html
-------------------- "I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson http://phluck.is-after.us
Edited by Phluck (02/09/05 02:11 PM)
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bumper
Playin EVE
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Re: Go Canoodlian! *DELETED* *DELETED* [Re: Phluck]
#3756349 - 02/09/05 02:14 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Post deleted by bumperReason for deletion: .
-------------------- Pitbulls are like any other dog, they can be trained to be nasty or they can be trained to be good, some are smart and some are stupid, just like every other breed. Their tough, stubborn and loyal, which is easily turned into something horrible in the wrong hands.
Edited by bumper (02/09/05 02:26 PM)
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Innvertigo
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Re: Go Canoodlian! [Re: bumper]
#3756362 - 02/09/05 02:17 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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-------------------- America....FUCK YEAH!!! Words of Wisdom: Individual Rights BEFORE Collective Rights "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." -- Thomas Jefferson
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bumper
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Re: Go Canoodlian! *DELETED* [Re: Innvertigo]
#3756396 - 02/09/05 02:25 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Post deleted by bumperReason for deletion: .
-------------------- Pitbulls are like any other dog, they can be trained to be nasty or they can be trained to be good, some are smart and some are stupid, just like every other breed. Their tough, stubborn and loyal, which is easily turned into something horrible in the wrong hands.
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