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Offlineencryptor
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New Hot Date
    #3755181 - 02/09/05 10:19 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Listen to this.  I was on register at my job and a mother, her daughter, and little bro come thru my line, right?!  I asked them if they found everything and was polite.  At the end of the order I said the total and the mom said "That's too much."  I replied "Well we can work something out here" just joking around.  That's when her 20 year daughter stepped in and said "How about you give us 50% off and I'll give you....my autograph"  I said without hesitation "How about I take you out instead!"  She was stunned!  she said "I'll take that"  Her mom was like "There you go, trade numbers"  I wrote my number on the receipt and she gave me hers.  Now it's been a couple days and I'm calling her tonight to set up this date.  any suggestions or tips for me?  I'm not new at the dating game.  hopefully this post will give some of you confidence to do the same.  peace :syringe: :mushroom2:


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Re: New Hot Date [Re: encryptor]
    #3755192 - 02/09/05 10:25 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

sounds an awful lot like you just bought a date to me.


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Re: New Hot Date [Re: Randolph_Carter]
    #3755197 - 02/09/05 10:29 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

dude, the 50% off was just a joke. no deal was actually giving. we were just shooting the shit.


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Re: New Hot Date [Re: encryptor]
    #3755198 - 02/09/05 10:30 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Smooth motherfucker.


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Re: New Hot Date [Re: encryptor]
    #3755199 - 02/09/05 10:30 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

haha ya - did u give them the 50% off?!?

when u take her out be like "so i guess dinner is on you since i saved you that 50%, right?"


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Re: New Hot Date [Re: encryptor]
    #3755202 - 02/09/05 10:32 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I'd give her a deal, then give her mom the same deal :P

Naw man, just play it cool, be yourself.  That's all I can say about that :laugh:


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Re: New Hot Date [Re: encryptor]
    #3755215 - 02/09/05 10:45 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Wow man! I didn't know we had Ricco Suave on the boards! :grin:


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Re: New Hot Date [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #3755217 - 02/09/05 10:45 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

NO 50% OFF WAS GIVEN!  The real deal is I take her out to dinner and a movie for some PU-TANG! LOL! :syringe: :mushroom2:


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Re: New Hot Date [Re: encryptor]
    #3755256 - 02/09/05 11:05 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Encryptor knows it! Give it to her mom as well Encryptor! :P


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Re: New Hot Date [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #3755531 - 02/09/05 12:36 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

hahaha.  thanks for the support guys! :syringe: :mushroom2:


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Re: New Hot Date [Re: encryptor]
    #3756527 - 02/09/05 04:56 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Holy shit, you're my new hero, you suave suave fucker.

"Now with 20% more banging"!


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Re: New Hot Date [Re: encryptor]
    #3756542 - 02/09/05 05:00 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

You're smooth man... :thumbup: :laugh:


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