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In honor of our older members here at THE SHROOMERY
    #3750747 - 02/08/05 01:36 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Here ya go guys the joke for Tues. And remeber what your moms told you about respecting the elderly :wink:


Chickens....
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster  for his chicken coop.
 
The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,
"OK old fart, time for you to retire." The old rooster
replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these
chickens.  Look what it has done to me. Can't you just
let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"
 
The young rooster says, "Beat it! You are washed up and I
am
taking over."
The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I
will race you
around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive
domain
over the entire chicken coop."  The young rooster laughs, "You know you don't stand a chance old man, so just to be fair I will give you a head  start." The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the
young
rooster takes off running after him. 
They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young

rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5 inches
behind
the old rooster and gaining fast.
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on
the front
porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs up
his
shotgun and BOOM! He blows the young rooster to bits.
 
The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Dangit!!!
Third gay
rooster I bought this month."
 
Moral of this story:  Don't mess with us old folks...age
and treachery
will always overcome youth and skill!

This joke is honor of a wise old man here at the shroomery , many of you know him as agar , I know him as POPS ! :wink:


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InvisibleZippoZM
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Posts: 13,227
Loc: Pongyang, North Korea
Re: In honor of our older members here at THE SHROOMERY [Re: tripndicular]
    #3750750 - 02/08/05 01:38 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

wow, thats funny


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"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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