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Horse poo next door
    #3748335 - 02/08/05 12:19 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Hey my neighbor's have a few horses. I was wondering what the smartest approach to asking for some of their horse's poo would be, since I just moved and don't know them.

I was thinking about just going over and asking for poo for compost, but damn. I'm not worried about them getting suspicious, I just want to have a legitimate reason for asking for their animal's feces.

Thanks

Also, how much should I try and nab if they say "go for it?" I mean if I am going to go through the effort i don't want to find out I should have gotten 10x as much.


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I know what strikes me as odd about this. It is totally unnatural. The whole idea is just totally backwards.

So are historians going to look back at 'The Great Cake Eaters'? Damn. That was a backwards step in the evolutionary process. We left Shroomheads in the dust. Welcome to the new age of Vermheads.

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Re: Horse poo next door [Re: ADoobie]
    #3748356 - 02/08/05 12:23 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Just go grab it while they sleep dude...if you tell them your using it for compost or something and if you do raise suspicion, they are your neighbors and will see if you have a garden and shit.


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Re: Horse poo next door [Re: Taskenti]
    #3748382 - 02/08/05 12:26 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

ummmm... start a small garden to cover your ass if you really want to ask first.


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Re: Horse poo next door [Re: metasin]
    #3748403 - 02/08/05 12:29 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Dude that sucks I have to freaking sneak into their fenced yard and steal shit?

Come now there has to be a better idea than gardens and theft.


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ADoobie said:
I know what strikes me as odd about this. It is totally unnatural. The whole idea is just totally backwards.

So are historians going to look back at 'The Great Cake Eaters'? Damn. That was a backwards step in the evolutionary process. We left Shroomheads in the dust. Welcome to the new age of Vermheads.

VvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVv

I ONLY STUDY legal, edible mushrooms and mycology. Any mention of any other kind of mushroom is purely fictional, and pictures are ripped from the internet. I do not grow mushrooms!


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Re: Horse poo next door [Re: ADoobie]
    #3748404 - 02/08/05 12:30 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

just introduce yourself and ask if you can collect a bit of poo.


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Re: Horse poo next door [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #3748417 - 02/08/05 12:31 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

well i mean to be honest if it were me I would just go snag some, but it would all depend on what I would have to go through... but I really wouldnt want to go up and say hey im such and such your new neighbor, can I have some of your horse shit?
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Re: Horse poo next door [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #3748418 - 02/08/05 12:31 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

calm down there Adoobie, you said you wanted a legitimate reason for asking the poo right?? Why else would you need poo?? At least its visible in the open.


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Re: Horse poo next door [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #3748420 - 02/08/05 12:32 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

but why am I collecting that poo? If they are by chance tempted to ask (hell, I freaking would)...what do I say other than "uuuhhh...." .... THAT will spark a raised eyebrow.

True, and thanks for the response rec. I don't have a garden though :frown:

Also, I just moved in. School is in full tilt. I just don't have the time to go make pretense of a garden just for poo..which, I could buy a bag for like 85 cents from home depot.


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ADoobie said:
I know what strikes me as odd about this. It is totally unnatural. The whole idea is just totally backwards.

So are historians going to look back at 'The Great Cake Eaters'? Damn. That was a backwards step in the evolutionary process. We left Shroomheads in the dust. Welcome to the new age of Vermheads.

VvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVv

I ONLY STUDY legal, edible mushrooms and mycology. Any mention of any other kind of mushroom is purely fictional, and pictures are ripped from the internet. I do not grow mushrooms!


Edited by ADoobie (02/08/05 12:34 AM)


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Re: Horse poo next door [Re: ADoobie]
    #3748430 - 02/08/05 12:33 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

exactly, and you have no garden I assume.....maybe make a garden and then go ask them. Or tell them its for your mom or someone in your family that has a garden and wants some or somethin like that


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Re: Horse poo next door [Re: metasin]
    #3748432 - 02/08/05 12:33 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Fertilizer????????????????

:edited to remove caps:


Edited by recondite (02/08/05 12:35 AM)


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Re: Horse poo next door [Re: metasin]
    #3748443 - 02/08/05 12:35 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Lol....it helps to spread horse shit on your lawn?


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ADoobie said:
I know what strikes me as odd about this. It is totally unnatural. The whole idea is just totally backwards.

So are historians going to look back at 'The Great Cake Eaters'? Damn. That was a backwards step in the evolutionary process. We left Shroomheads in the dust. Welcome to the new age of Vermheads.

VvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVv

I ONLY STUDY legal, edible mushrooms and mycology. Any mention of any other kind of mushroom is purely fictional, and pictures are ripped from the internet. I do not grow mushrooms!


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Re: Horse poo next door [Re: ADoobie]
    #3748475 - 02/08/05 12:39 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

You plan to start a garden in the spring - RIGHT :wink:

Getting togather stuff to start compost pile in spring  :wink:

You have a buddy who's Mom want some for her rose garden.  :wink:

you have a "fecal" smell fetish & want some for your scent colloction. :rolleyes: :grin: :smirk:

Stolen poo often harbors contams

Poo given freely, seldom harbors anything - but goodwill


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Re: Horse poo next door [Re: ADoobie]
    #3748480 - 02/08/05 12:40 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

heh, grow something outside, you sound like you are in a relatively rural area if you have a horse being boarded next door. Grow a couple of tomatoe plants or corn with MJ in the middle of the patch or something.


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Re: Horse poo next door [Re: agar]
    #3748511 - 02/08/05 12:43 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

agar said:
you have a "fecal" smell fetish & want some for your scent colloction. :rolleyes: :grin: :smirk:

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I think that ones the best so far
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Re: Horse poo next door [Re: metasin]
    #3748556 - 02/08/05 12:49 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Lol thanks for the ideas agar...

rec, I live in a one of those older parts of a city that has grandma's living on their squatter homes...right in the middle of things, but somehow this guy and another neighbor are still able to keep animals on the property...if not for lifelong neighbors, I don't think they would still have them.


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ADoobie said:
I know what strikes me as odd about this. It is totally unnatural. The whole idea is just totally backwards.

So are historians going to look back at 'The Great Cake Eaters'? Damn. That was a backwards step in the evolutionary process. We left Shroomheads in the dust. Welcome to the new age of Vermheads.

VvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVv

I ONLY STUDY legal, edible mushrooms and mycology. Any mention of any other kind of mushroom is purely fictional, and pictures are ripped from the internet. I do not grow mushrooms!


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Re: Horse poo next door [Re: Taskenti]
    #3748749 - 02/08/05 01:14 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

bruceallen said:
well i mean to be honest if it were me I would just go snag some, but it would all depend on what I would have to go through... but I really wouldnt want to go up and say hey im such and such your new neighbor, can I have some of your horse shit?




I've caught several people here at my place over the last 2 years, narrowly
missed a few others, with 5 burglaries what do you think the first thing you'd
see if it were you I caught... I dont take kindly to people sneaking around
here, I've had livestock shot and $50,000 in cameras and tools stolen... the
last bunch I removed at gunpoint called the cops on me and the cops said I was
a known shooter and they should feel lucky to be alive... they even had a court
order to remove a trailer from the place and simple ignored the signs and failed
to ask permission... that wont ever happen again.


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Re: Horse poo next door [Re: ADoobie]
    #3748750 - 02/08/05 01:14 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Are they stabled horses?  If you're young enough, you could offer clean out their stables for them for a very cheap price :grin:


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Re: Horse poo next door [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #3748831 - 02/08/05 01:29 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

bruceallen said:
well i mean to be honest if it were me I would just go snag some, but it would all depend on what I would have to go through... but I really wouldnt want to go up and say hey im such and such your new neighbor, can I have some of your horse shit?




I've caught several people here at my place over the last 2 years, narrowly
missed a few others, with 5 burglaries what do you think the first thing you'd
see if it were you I caught... I dont take kindly to people sneaking around
here, I've had livestock shot and $50,000 in cameras and tools stolen... the
last bunch I removed at gunpoint called the cops on me and the cops said I was
a known shooter and they should feel lucky to be alive... they even had a court
order to remove a trailer from the place and simple ignored the signs and failed
to ask permission... that wont ever happen again.




I haven't done this personally cuz I don't grow...but there is a horse farm close to where I live and by the street there is a fence thats not close to any barns or any equipment for that matter..so in my case I wouldn't be near anything other then horse poo...Really I prolly wouldn't even need to jump the fence, but I see what you are saying prisoner...


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