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Offlinejastiksk8
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help drug test
    #3734584 - 02/05/05 11:05 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Hey guys, i just got a new job as a pc tech, it was a random call so i had been smoking a bit of pot the prior week. ok so im pretty active i skateboard everyday etc. is there any way i could clean out my system before monday? i smoked 3 days last week, the mostly joints. any comments are welcome. thanks guys!


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Re: help drug test [Re: jastiksk8]
    #3734619 - 02/05/05 11:18 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Instead of buying cleansing drinks and drinking obscene amounts of water, I'd get someone elses piss. For work I bet they won't watch you piss into the cup...


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Re: help drug test [Re: Boom]
    #3734660 - 02/05/05 11:30 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

ahh that was a last resort, but beggars cant be choosey. but do the measure temps in the piss? how should i contain it? i was gonna use a syringe lol.


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Re: help drug test [Re: jastiksk8]
    #3734671 - 02/05/05 11:34 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

ive never done it but i hear for the cheap drug tests that you can just drink a shit load of water and take some creatine (sp?) to raise the ph level. dont know to much about it but maybe worth the search if your worried.


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Re: help drug test [Re: lemon_lw]
    #3734870 - 02/05/05 12:59 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

you could try not getting a job where you need a drug test, dumbass


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Re: help drug test [Re: Flashback]
    #3734972 - 02/05/05 01:32 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

http://cheaptalk.marijuana.com

On this forum, under the urine and blood testing section, are a
plethora (plethora! haha) of techniques for passing drug tests.

My favorite is dilution and aspirin.


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Re: help drug test [Re: Flashback]
    #3735456 - 02/05/05 04:06 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

as i said it was a RANDOM CALL dooshbag, and yea its a good job so i want it. Im fully capable of doing whats required, i just smoke weed. i didnt even know id have to take a test until after i accepted it.


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Re: help drug test [Re: jastiksk8]
    #3735613 - 02/05/05 04:42 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Go to the sauna and spend WAY to much time in it while drinking huge amounts of water. Worked for my friends and I for years.


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