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InvisibleClark
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How to Hate Even More
    #3731881 - 02/04/05 08:17 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

From my forthcoming Books on Tape opus, "How to Hate Even More: Tips From the Pros".

Our first lesson will begin with some simple meditations:

First, close your eyes. Take a deep breath... Now, focus on what people aren't rather than what they are. Focus on what life can't give you, rather than on what it already has.

Good... Feel the rage begin to well within you. Once you find that it hasn't empowered you in any way, make excuses about how the world has let you down.

Excellent... you're almost ready for lesson two: "Joy -- Who Needs It!"


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Re: How to Hate Even More [Re: Clark]
    #3731913 - 02/04/05 08:27 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

lol, brilliant, i've always wanted to build up more rage.


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Re: How to Hate Even More [Re: Clark]
    #3731919 - 02/04/05 08:28 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Can you teach me how to get offended when people question my ideas?


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InvisibleClark
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Re: How to Hate Even More [Re: Silversoul]
    #3731950 - 02/04/05 08:41 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Paradigm said:
Can you teach me how to get offended when people question my ideas?



Happy to help! Always remember that the merest hint of skepticism directed against one of your cherished ideas is like a dagger aimed at your very heart. It is a gross insult to you and a threat against your very sense of identity.

Always respond by upping the level of beligerence in kind. Only by subduing your opponent in a bout of verbal fisticuffs can you regain your self-respect in the face of such an indignity.


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Re: How to Hate Even More [Re: Clark]
    #3731954 - 02/04/05 08:43 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

:lol: :grin:


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Re: How to Hate Even More [Re: Clark]
    #3732139 - 02/04/05 09:31 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Clark said:
Quote:

Paradigm said:
Can you teach me how to get offended when people question my ideas?



Happy to help! Always remember that the merest hint of skepticism directed against one of your cherished ideas is like a dagger aimed at your very heart. It is a gross insult to you and a threat against your very sense of identity.

Always respond by upping the level of beligerence in kind. Only by subduing your opponent in a bout of verbal fisticuffs can you regain your self-respect in the face of such an indignity.



Wow! I feel like my eyes have been opened for the first time. Finally I see the truth! I've been living a lie this whole time!


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Re: How to Hate Even More [Re: Clark]
    #3732180 - 02/04/05 09:43 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I tried your meditation and could not muster any rage. But then I am already on Chapter 5: "How to be Indifferent to Everything".


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Re: How to Hate Even More [Re: Swami]
    #3732374 - 02/04/05 10:24 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I hate, hating..  :grin: :thumbup:

hirr hirr


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Re: How to Hate Even More [Re: Clark]
    #3732448 - 02/04/05 10:36 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

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Clark said:

Happy to help!  Always remember that the merest hint of skepticism directed against one of your cherished ideas is like a dagger aimed at your very heart.  It is a gross insult to you and a threat against your very sense of identity.

Always respond by upping the level of beligerence in kind.  Only by subduing your opponent in a bout of verbal fisticuffs can you regain your self-respect in the face of such an indignity.




You're too kind. They must die and die horribly and slow! :shocked: Of course, mail-bombing and sending the pagan heathen a nasty virii works too, and is much safer, as is making threats against their life on internet forums and IM... :tongue:


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Re: How to Hate Even More [Re: Clark]
    #3734077 - 02/05/05 05:55 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage :P


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Re: How to Hate Even More [Re: Merkin]
    #3734722 - 02/05/05 11:55 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Woa, I was meditating on this, and then, and then, and then I just hit myself and got fucking outrageously mad! Now Im just going in circle! Woa, I was meditating on this, and....


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Re: How to Hate Even More [Re: Clark]
    #3734937 - 02/05/05 01:15 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

That's great! I actually was in counseling for several years when I was in my late 20s. I had very low self-esteem due to things that had happened in my life. So my counselor told me that every time I felt bad about something, I had to write that I am worthless, I didn't deserve any better, etc.

I did that a few times. After the 5th or 6th time, I started to feel silly and I started to realize that what I was thinking wasn't true. I started to feel better about myself, and that I deserved better than the crap I had allowed into my life. I started making better decisions and stuff.

It's a really good concept, what you are writing about.


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Re: How to Hate Even More [Re: Clark]
    #3735338 - 02/05/05 03:44 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I hate a lot of things
I hate a lot of people that are lame
I like to hate stuff
Cause then I don't havae to try and make
A change
I hate teachers
I hate school
I hate the cheerleaders
And anyone who's cool
I hate the office
I hate the Quad
Don't wanna learn nothing
I want to be a slob


It's cool to hate
It's cool to hate
I don't like nothing and I like that fine
(Liking something's just a waste of time)
It's cool to hate
It's cool to hate
I don't like nothing and I like that fine
(Liking something's just a waste of time)
I don't like nothing and like that fine
(Liking something's just a waste of time)
Yeah I hate everything
I even hate you too
So fuck you


I'm always thinking bad
I never have nothing good to say
I'd rather tear things down
Than build them up
It's easier that way
I hate the jocks
And I hate the geeks
I hate the trendies
But I also hate the freaks
I hate Dr. Martens
And Muscle T's
I'm only happy when I'm in my misery

It's cool to hate
It's cool to hate
I don't like nothing and I like that fine
(Liking something's just a waste of time)
It's cool to hate
It's cool to hate
I don't like nothing and I like that fine
(Liking something's just a waste of time)
I don't like nothing and like that fine
(Liking something's just a waste of time)
Yeah I hate everything
I even hate you too
So fuck you

It's cool to hate
It's cool to hate
It's cool to hate
It's cool to hate

I'll cut you down and give you lip
Being positive's so unhip
I'll cut you down cause I'm a fool
Being positive's so uncool
Being positive's so uncool
Being positive's so uncool

I hate the jocks
Annd I hate the geeks
I hate the trendies
But I also hate the freaks
I hate your band
And I hate TV
I'm only happy when I'm in my misery

It's cool to hate
It's cool to hate
I don't like nothing and I like that fine
It's cool to hate
It's cool to hate
I don't like nothing and I like that fine
(Liking something's just a waste of time)
Yeah I hate everything
I even hate you too
So fuck you


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