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Ego Death
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Any ideas how I can get me a lady???
#3726519 - 02/03/05 07:14 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Hi y'all
I'm 22 no girlfriend, never had one either and it sucks.
If I don't find a women soon I'm gonna explode!!!
Problem is I sat in my room and smoked weed for 7 years which just fed my paranoia and anxiety.
I don't smoke anymore and I feel more confident to approach women. But due to this social phobia shit, theres no way I'll ever walk into a pub or club.
None of my friends have girls, they all in the same boat as me. None of thier sisters are fit either.
There must be more avenues, other ways but I'll be dammed if I can find em.
Any ideas?
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ToTheSummit
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Re: Any ideas how I can get me a lady??? [Re: Ego Death]
#3726556 - 02/03/05 07:19 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Unfortunately posting on internet message boards is not a good place to start!
Seriously, get over the social paranoia and go meet some people. Otherwise theres not a lot anyone can do to help you out. You won't have any luck meeting girls until you start meeting girls! You just need to be yourself and not give a fuck what people think about you. If they don't like you then they're not worth your time anyway. Eventually you'll meet people that you like and they'll like you.
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adamj
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Re: Any ideas how I can get me a lady??? [Re: Ego Death]
#3726564 - 02/03/05 07:21 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Talk to as many girls as possible, even if it isn't about hookin up with them. Just gotta put all the bullshit aside and say to yourself that it's gonna be awkward at first.
I mean, why do girls dress up so nice, spend hours on makeup etc? Because they want to attract you... they want you to talk to them...
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Ego Death
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Re: Any ideas how I can get me a lady??? [Re: adamj]
#3726653 - 02/03/05 07:38 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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OK but all the ones I see are just randomly walking through town.
Sometimes I do talk to them but usually they underage or already got a bf which sucks too.
If you have no hobbies and don't like pubs clubs then there is no where to meet females other than the street, that I know of...
Dam I wish there was a hooking up club for young people without the usual predujice.
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Re: Any ideas how I can get me a lady??? [Re: Ego Death]
#3726753 - 02/03/05 07:51 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ego Death
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Re: Any ideas how I can get me a lady??? [Re: 40oz]
#3726777 - 02/03/05 07:55 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Helllll yeaaahhh
If only I had some...
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Re: Any ideas how I can get me a lady??? [Re: 40oz]
#3726807 - 02/03/05 07:59 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
fortyounces2freedom said:
Awesome post.
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mikl
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Re: Any ideas how I can get me a lady??? [Re: Ego Death]
#3726812 - 02/03/05 07:59 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Laundry mat, grocery store, Wal-mart.....believe it or not chicks go to these places too.
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Re: Any ideas how I can get me a lady??? [Re: mikl]
#3726838 - 02/03/05 08:03 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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*abortion clinic
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Anjaba
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Re: Any ideas how I can get me a lady??? [Re: TYL3R]
#3726937 - 02/03/05 08:18 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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^^
danoEoboy: I hear ya about the young chicks man. I had a 15 yr old hittin on me at my work, it was sad. My coworker Brittney was at the register next to mine, she was laughing her ass off afterwards. I was like
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usefulidiot
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Re: Any ideas how I can get me a lady??? [Re: Ego Death]
#3727008 - 02/03/05 08:28 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Do you work out at all? If not, I'd suggest catching up on your stretching, and get the blood going a little more often with a little bit of cardio every day or something.. You will start feeling better about yourself and with time should help to alleviate the anxiety while boosting your confidence in the process.
And yeah, mdma can work wonders aswell..just know that it should never be something to be reliant upon. Learn from the experience.
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Flashback
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Re: Any ideas how I can get me a lady??? [Re: Anjaba]
#3727017 - 02/03/05 08:29 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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your a discrace to mankind, go out and meet people you paranoid fuck
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Re: Any ideas how I can get me a lady??? [Re: Flashback]
#3727025 - 02/03/05 08:31 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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i noticed that drug dealers always have junky girlfriends
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ShroomOmatic
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Re: Any ideas how I can get me a lady??? [Re: adamj]
#3727032 - 02/03/05 08:31 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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You gotta start working. Just go to a bar or something and start meeting chicks. Talk to all the women you see. Dont be alwase bugging them though. Good luck
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Re: Any ideas how I can get me a lady??? [Re: ShroomOmatic]
#3727338 - 02/03/05 09:16 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Just go to the bar, or pub(whatever), and knock a few back. Just start talking to people and soon you'll loosen up. You may be relying on the alcohol to socialize while at the pub but if you get a few numbers you can carry on with getting to know people while sober. PLus if you're in a place full of drunk people it's almost impossible not to socialize. Pretty soon you should be more confident all together. Just try and meet anyone and hang out with them. Even if its just new guy friends that you start hanging out with, most guys have a few cute female friends.
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Phoshaman
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Re: Any ideas how I can get me a lady??? [Re: ToTheSummit]
#3727350 - 02/03/05 09:20 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
ToTheSummit said: Unfortunately posting on internet message boards is not a good place to start!
Seriously, get over the social paranoia and go meet some people. Otherwise theres not a lot anyone can do to help you out. You won't have any luck meeting girls until you start meeting girls! You just need to be yourself and not give a fuck what people think about you. If they don't like you then they're not worth your time anyway. Eventually you'll meet people that you like and they'll like you.
I've actually gotten decent advice from messageboards before. They are quite the plethora of information.
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Anjaba
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Re: Any ideas how I can get me a lady??? [Re: Flashback]
#3727371 - 02/03/05 09:23 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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? I'm a disgrace?
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Re: Any ideas how I can get me a lady??? [Re: usefulidiot]
#3727462 - 02/03/05 09:39 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
usefulidiot said: Do you work out at all? If not, I'd suggest catching up on your stretching, and get the blood going a little more often with a little bit of cardio every day or something.. You will start feeling better about yourself and with time should help to alleviate the anxiety while boosting your confidence in the process.
And yeah, mdma can work wonders aswell..just know that it should never be something to be reliant upon. Learn from the experience.
I'd have to agree with this as well. Working out really does relieve alot of anxiety.
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Ego Death
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Re: Any ideas how I can get me a lady??? [Re: Harbinger]
#3729385 - 02/04/05 08:23 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Cool guys,
Seriously, I'm off for a run then I'm gonna pump some weights.
The thing with Internet message boards is they're like shrooms, they knock your ego on the head and inspire ideas. I feel grounded again.
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Re: Any ideas how I can get me a lady??? [Re: Ego Death]
#3729398 - 02/04/05 08:26 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Grab one out of the WalMart parking lot at night. Make sure to have a sound proof cellar, equipped with chains, somewhere that you can keep her.
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13eetleJuice
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Re: Any ideas how I can get me a lady??? [Re: Supernova]
#3729459 - 02/04/05 08:49 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
supernova said: Grab one out of the WalMart parking lot at night. Make sure to have a sound proof cellar, equipped with chains, somewhere that you can keep her.
Stop giving out all our damn secrets, Supernova. These kidnapping n00bs will have our whole secret society on the 10 o'clock news!
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Re: Any ideas how I can get me a lady??? [Re: Ego Death]
#3729486 - 02/04/05 08:58 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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You will never meet one unless you get over your phobias and get the balls (no offense or sexuall enuendo meant by this) to talk to them and ask about their lives and ask them out . I mean they are not gonna bite ... well I like biters . And big whoop if you get turned down a few times , the chase is half the fun my man . So get of your ass find some decent social places to meet folks and just do it . Bars and clubs are only good for tramps and sluts IMHO , fricken bar fly chicks are not good for long term relationship . And hell if you gotta bust a nut ... that is why GOD gave us Rosie(your palm) , she never back talks will not cheat on you and will always be there when you need her the most . GL
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Re: Any ideas how I can get me a lady??? [Re: 13eetleJuice]
#3729520 - 02/04/05 09:10 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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You gotta be cool brotha! Nothing turns off girls like a guy who is acting desperate. We are not a prize to be won! (or maybe we are...)
One good thing to do is to get involved with things that you like to do. If you like to go rock climbing, go on some trips with the local rec center or frequent the climbing wall (way better for you than any weight lifting ever!), and that way you will find the right type of girl to fit your needs. I hate it when guys go to a bar and then come home with an icky bar girl that they think is gross. I mean seriously, what did you expect to find? Go out and do what you like with groups who enjoy the same thing you do. Get to meet guys AND girls, and girls that those guys can hook you up with. The best way to meet people is to leave your house
And most importantly, you've got to treat her like a lady!
... (Eddie Cornelius)
All my friends had to ask me Somethin' they didn't understand-a How I get all the women In the palms of my hand, now
And I told them, to treat her like a lad-ay (You got-to, got-to treat her like) Um-hum all the best you can do (Treat her like, you got-to, got-to treat her like) You got to treat her like a lad-ay, she give into you Ah-hum now who can see, you know what I mean?
I know you heard (treat her right) That a woman (got-ta treat her right) Will soon take advantage (treat her right) of you (Got-ta treat her right) Let me tell you (treat her right) My friend (got-ta treat her right) There just ain't no (treat her right) subsititute-ta (Got-ta treat her right) You oughta a treat her like a lad-ay (You got-ta, got-ta treat her like) Um-hum, all (treat her like) the best you can do (You got-ta, got-ta treat her like) You got-ta treat her like a lad-ay She give into you, ah-hum Now who can see? you know what I mean
Oh, you've got to love her (love her) Tease her (tease her) But most of all you've got-ta please her (Please her) You've got-ta hold her (hold her) Now an want her (want her) And make her feel you'll always need her (Need her) You know a woman (woman) Is sentimental (woman) And so easy (woman) to upset (woman) So make her feel (feel) That she's for real (real) An she give you happiness Whoa-oh-oh Strange (treat her like) as it seems-a (You got-ta treat her like) You know you can't (treat her like) a woman mean (Got-ta treat her like)
So my friends, now there you have it I said it's the easy simple way Now if you fail, uh, ta do this Don't blame her if she looks my way-a
Cause I'm gonna a A treat her like a lad-ay (You got-ta, got-ta treat her like)
Um-hum, so affec (treat her like) tionately (You got-ta, got-ta treat her like) I'm gonna treat her like a lad-ay She give into me, uh-huh
(You got-ta, got-ta treat her like) You got-ta treat her like a lad-ay She give into you...
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Re: Any ideas how I can get me a lady??? [Re: agr8fulchick]
#3729569 - 02/04/05 09:25 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Take up yoga classes.
Trust me - you'll meet a lot of women in a very tranquil, sweaty environment!
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13eetleJuice
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Re: Any ideas how I can get me a lady??? [Re: agr8fulchick]
#3729573 - 02/04/05 09:27 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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And on that note, I'm going to leave my house now to go "pick up" a Wal-Mart chic. No really, I am going to Wal-Mart. It's the singles bar of our generation. I've got an aquarian heater and various consumables on my shopping list but if I happen to spy a dubious pedestrian without a Y chromosome I'll snatch her up and fed-ex her to yas. Back in a bit.
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Re: Any ideas how I can get me a lady??? [Re: agr8fulchick]
#3729748 - 02/04/05 10:33 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Mine was turned to goo when I named a star after her for our anniversary . It that lady like enough ?
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Re: Any ideas how I can get me a lady??? [Re: Ego Death]
#3729803 - 02/04/05 10:48 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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danoEoboy said: If I don't find a women soon I'm gonna explode!!!
Here's your first problem; you need to commit to either wanting one woman or multiple women. I recommend the former, as it is easier to accomplish and manage.
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Phluck
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Re: Any ideas how I can get me a lady??? [Re: Ego Death]
#3761134 - 02/10/05 10:07 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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So, um, when you posted this were you telling the truth?
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Hi,
I've been good friends with him for over 2 years now. I know all friends have negative/positive qualities and in all other instances I have been able to accept that.
This one friend tho is really getting me down because he will simply never admit when he is incorrect even tho he is fairly intelligent and spiritual.
Here is the prime devastator: I know for a fact he touched my girlfriends ass in a way he shouldn't of, using the excuse he had to help her up the hill. I even broke him down into tears over this whole incident yet still he would not admit that he had felt her ass.
Another incident: My friend shoves my, about to be eaten, Mars bar right into my face, giving me a small cut on my lip. Alright he's just pissing around I understand that but when I called him a cunt for doing it, he went 'fuck you' then and walked off home. I got in the car a few minutes later and went to sort it out. When I found him he completely denied having done anything wrong and continued to go home in a strop. A few days later he phones me and were all pally again.
I don't want to tell him to fuck off for good but he's driving me too it. Has anyone else had a friend like this? Does anyone know how I can show him how absurd he looks for denying stuff that everyone around him knows? Or should I just be done with this person because one very big negative qualaty is outweighing lots of small good ones?
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............
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Corporal Kielbasa
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Re: Any ideas how I can get me a lady??? [Re: Ego Death]
#3761137 - 02/10/05 10:10 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ur best bet would be to google search russian brides.
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Corporal Kielbasa
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Re: Any ideas how I can get me a lady??? [Re: agr8fulchick]
#3761147 - 02/10/05 10:14 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Dano listen to her shes a girl.
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Liz
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Re: Any ideas how I can get me a lady??? [Re: Phluck]
#3761314 - 02/10/05 10:59 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Phluck said: So, um, when you posted this were you telling the truth?
Quote:
Hi,
I've been good friends with him for over 2 years now. I know all friends have negative/positive qualities and in all other instances I have been able to accept that.
This one friend tho is really getting me down because he will simply never admit when he is incorrect even tho he is fairly intelligent and spiritual.
Here is the prime devastator: I know for a fact he touched my girlfriends ass in a way he shouldn't of, using the excuse he had to help her up the hill. I even broke him down into tears over this whole incident yet still he would not admit that he had felt her ass.
Another incident: My friend shoves my, about to be eaten, Mars bar right into my face, giving me a small cut on my lip. Alright he's just pissing around I understand that but when I called him a cunt for doing it, he went 'fuck you' then and walked off home. I got in the car a few minutes later and went to sort it out. When I found him he completely denied having done anything wrong and continued to go home in a strop. A few days later he phones me and were all pally again.
I don't want to tell him to fuck off for good but he's driving me too it. Has anyone else had a friend like this? Does anyone know how I can show him how absurd he looks for denying stuff that everyone around him knows? Or should I just be done with this person because one very big negative qualaty is outweighing lots of small good ones?
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat...rue#Post2410664
maybe he's schitzophrenic??
or maybe he's just a liar.
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Re: Any ideas how I can get me a lady??? [Re: Liz]
#3761499 - 02/10/05 11:41 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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This has been by far the funniest thread I've seen in this forum in terms of responses....
Good job guys.
Edit: Oops, I thought this was physical and mental health
Edited by deafpanda (02/10/05 11:43 AM)
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