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InvisibleSwami
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Hindus bathe in cow piss
    #3723227 - 02/03/05 02:12 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Ripley's Believe it or Not

One province in India so worships cows as to rub cow urine in their hair, on their face and even drink it as a sacred substance.

Now, now people. It is against S&P Protocol to snigger at another's beliefs, so here's to you! :cheers:


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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Swami]
    #3723275 - 02/03/05 02:22 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Not going to say how I know this, because I surely don't practice it, but piss can bleach your skin.  :grin: 

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InvisibleSwami
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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Frog]
    #3723318 - 02/03/05 02:33 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Will it get out those nasty blood stains?


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InvisibleCosm
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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Frog]
    #3723323 - 02/03/05 02:36 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

they also give themsleves enema's while in a sewage infested river using the river water to do it with.

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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Cosm]
    #3723503 - 02/03/05 04:22 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

And then they rub thier faces in monkey crap until they throw up while they roll around in the mixture of feces and urine and vomit.

O.K., I made that part up. But it occurs to me that if you're a destitute Hindu, urine and feces probably play a major role in your existence whether you like it or not.


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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Swami]
    #3723710 - 02/03/05 07:17 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

I bet hindus think similar regarding other religions and are astonished when christians, muslims, jews etc actually eat the cow.


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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Swami]
    #3724042 - 02/03/05 09:34 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

theres also pastoral african tribes closely tied in with cattle who do the same, out of necessity

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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: vampirism]
    #3724083 - 02/03/05 09:49 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Cows are cool...their dung gives us the magical mushrooms! Can't say that for our own shit. There's a reason they're considered sacred :laugh:

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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Swami]
    #3724144 - 02/03/05 10:08 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Hey...at least it's not CP :lol:


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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Swami]
    #3724481 - 02/03/05 11:59 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

During a Faith No More concert in South America one evening, a fan in the audience urinated into a bottle and threw it onto the stage. Faith No More frontman Mike Patton proceeded to astonish his bandmates - and silence all 10,000 people in the crowd - by removing the cap and pouring the urine all over his head.


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InvisibleSwami
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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: trendal]
    #3724964 - 02/03/05 02:28 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

CP smells foul. My kitty had a urinary tract infection and sprayed my funiture and bed - yeewww!



"Please don't BBQ me, Daddy!"  :blush:

Had to eat him...


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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Swami]
    #3725022 - 02/03/05 02:40 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

i made my abode with cow dung and straw
you get the cow dung wet and fresh, mix it with the straw and it makes a great adhesive when it dries, then to protect it from rain you cover the outside layer with fresh intestines (will shrink when dry) and cover those with an even thin layer of tree resin

fill your super soaker X000 w/ cow piss to keep away the vishnu's

doing this moves you straight to the top of the social hierarchy
women will beg to be in your harem

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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Swami]
    #3725100 - 02/03/05 03:02 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Swami said:


"Please don't BBQ me, Daddy!"  :blush:




Nothing like the smell of hot BBQ'd pu**y when soaked & smoked in one's own spit....    :smirk:


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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Swami]
    #3725281 - 02/03/05 03:47 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

your cat is pretty

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InvisibleSwami
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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Zekebomb]
    #3725349 - 02/03/05 04:02 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

He IS rather photogenic, but don't go getting any ideas about my pussy!


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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Frog]
    #3727863 - 02/03/05 10:39 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Frog said:
Not going to say how I know this, because I surely don't practice it, but piss can bleach your skin.  :grin: 




I don't think uric acid (even at high concentrations) would be capable of this.  Source?


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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Sclorch]
    #3727976 - 02/03/05 10:54 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Sclorch said:
Quote:

Frog said:
Not going to say how I know this, because I surely don't practice it, but piss can bleach your skin.  :grin: 




I don't think uric acid (even at high concentrations) would be capable of this.  Source?




I have no memory of what it was I was thinking at the time I posted that, however, I DO at this time remember reading an article about how Indians (indigenous tribes?) would use piss to bleach the leather of animals that they had killed.  I think I must have figured that if you could bleach the skins of an animal, you could bleach the skin of a human.  :grin:

Please don't make me go research this.  I'm tired, I'm still working on shit on which I am lagging, and I have to pee.


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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Frog]
    #3728033 - 02/03/05 11:05 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Frog said:
Quote:

Sclorch said:
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Frog said:
Not going to say how I know this, because I surely don't practice it, but piss can bleach your skin.  :grin: 




I don't think uric acid (even at high concentrations) would be capable of this.  Source?




I have no memory of what it was I was thinking at the time I posted that, however, I DO at this time remember reading an article about how Indians (indigenous tribes?) would use piss to bleach the leather of animals that they had killed.  I think I must have figured that if you could bleach the skins of an animal, you could bleach the skin of a human.  :grin:

Please don't make me go research this.  I'm tired, I'm still working on shit on which I am lagging, and I have to pee.




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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Sclorch]
    #3728077 - 02/03/05 11:12 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Thank you, Sclorch.  I think that you fixed my error.  :heart:


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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Frog]
    #3728088 - 02/03/05 11:13 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

To err is human... and stuff.

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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: BanJankri]
    #3729790 - 02/04/05 10:46 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

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BanJankri said:
I bet hindus think similar regarding other religions and are astonished when christians, muslims, jews etc actually eat the cow.




good point :thumbup:


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InvisibleSwami
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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: butterflydawn]
    #3729809 - 02/04/05 10:50 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Burgers taste better than a urine milkshake


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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Swami]
    #3730580 - 02/04/05 01:37 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

But urine is probably healthier than burgers. It's sterile, ya know.


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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: butterflydawn]
    #3730714 - 02/04/05 01:58 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

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butterflydawn said:
Quote:

BanJankri said:
I bet hindus think similar regarding other religions and are astonished when christians, muslims, jews etc actually eat the cow.




good point :thumbup:




:thumbup: :thumbup:

True, true.
Oh & I think this thread is really dumb. It's sad sometimes to be a cocky westerner....*sighs*


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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: RainbowDrops]
    #3731318 - 02/04/05 03:58 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

sadder still to be a post-cocky westerner

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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Zekebomb]
    #3733026 - 02/04/05 10:29 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

friend hada dog the god's piss bleached the carpet


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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Silversoul]
    #3733878 - 02/05/05 02:20 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

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Paradigm said:
But urine is probably healthier than burgers.  It's sterile, ya know.




another good point there we got

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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: butterflydawn]
    #3734030 - 02/05/05 03:40 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

It is such an amazingly good point :rolleyes: that I would bet 100% of the non-vegetarians here would rather eat a burger than drink a frothy tumbler of warm urine.


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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Swami]
    #3734448 - 02/05/05 07:26 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

i also got your point swami
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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: butterflydawn]
    #3735239 - 02/05/05 01:19 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

I bet it's slightly less that 100%

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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Zekebomb]
    #3735430 - 02/05/05 02:02 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Zeke will drink the cow urine just to "piss" me off. :lol:


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