|
Swami
Eggshell Walker
Registered: 01/18/00
Posts: 15,413
Loc: In the hen house
|
Hindus bathe in cow piss
#3723227 - 02/03/05 02:12 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Ripley's Believe it or Not
One province in India so worships cows as to rub cow urine in their hair, on their face and even drink it as a sacred substance.
Now, now people. It is against S&P Protocol to snigger at another's beliefs, so here's to you!
-------------------- The proof is in the pudding.
|
Frog
Warrior
Registered: 10/22/03
Posts: 4,284
Loc: The Zero Point Field
Last seen: 11 years, 2 months
|
Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Swami]
#3723275 - 02/03/05 02:22 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Not going to say how I know this, because I surely don't practice it, but piss can bleach your skin.
oooOOO000OOOooommmmmm
-------------------- The day will come when, after harnessing the ether, the winds, the tides, gravitation, we shall harness for God the energies of love. And, on that day, for the second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire. -Teilard
|
Swami
Eggshell Walker
Registered: 01/18/00
Posts: 15,413
Loc: In the hen house
|
Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Frog]
#3723318 - 02/03/05 02:33 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Will it get out those nasty blood stains?
-------------------- The proof is in the pudding.
|
Cosm
Questioning
Registered: 05/07/04
Posts: 448
Loc: somewhere
|
Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Frog]
#3723323 - 02/03/05 02:36 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
they also give themsleves enema's while in a sewage infested river using the river water to do it with.
|
Clark
Bar RoomSuperman
Registered: 11/14/00
Posts: 179
|
Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Cosm]
#3723503 - 02/03/05 04:22 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
And then they rub thier faces in monkey crap until they throw up while they roll around in the mixture of feces and urine and vomit.
O.K., I made that part up. But it occurs to me that if you're a destitute Hindu, urine and feces probably play a major role in your existence whether you like it or not.
--------------------
|
BanJankri
FreefallerUpwards
Registered: 07/27/04
Posts: 1,392
Last seen: 15 years, 11 months
|
Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Swami]
#3723710 - 02/03/05 07:17 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
I bet hindus think similar regarding other religions and are astonished when christians, muslims, jews etc actually eat the cow.
-------------------- Just let everything flow, just flow right to the center of everything. You gotta turn off your mind and relax, and then just float downstream...
Edited by BanJankri (02/03/05 07:17 AM)
|
vampirism
Stranger
Registered: 03/14/04
Posts: 8,120
|
Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Swami]
#3724042 - 02/03/05 09:34 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
theres also pastoral african tribes closely tied in with cattle who do the same, out of necessity
|
MegaloMello
potatoe.
Registered: 01/20/05
Posts: 51
Last seen: 18 years, 1 month
|
Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: vampirism]
#3724083 - 02/03/05 09:49 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Cows are cool...their dung gives us the magical mushrooms! Can't say that for our own shit. There's a reason they're considered sacred
Cassie
-------------------- ride...
|
trendal
J♠
Registered: 04/17/01
Posts: 20,815
Loc: Ontario, Canada
|
Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Swami]
#3724144 - 02/03/05 10:08 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Hey...at least it's not CP
--------------------
Once, men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.
|
Jellric
altered statesman
Registered: 11/07/98
Posts: 2,261
Loc: non-local
|
Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Swami]
#3724481 - 02/03/05 11:59 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
During a Faith No More concert in South America one evening, a fan in the audience urinated into a bottle and threw it onto the stage. Faith No More frontman Mike Patton proceeded to astonish his bandmates - and silence all 10,000 people in the crowd - by removing the cap and pouring the urine all over his head.
-------------------- I AM what Willis was talkin' bout.
|
Swami
Eggshell Walker
Registered: 01/18/00
Posts: 15,413
Loc: In the hen house
|
Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: trendal]
#3724964 - 02/03/05 02:28 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
CP smells foul. My kitty had a urinary tract infection and sprayed my funiture and bed - yeewww!
"Please don't BBQ me, Daddy!"
Had to eat him...
-------------------- The proof is in the pudding.
|
fresh313
journeyman
Registered: 09/01/03
Posts: 2,537
Last seen: 12 years, 11 months
|
Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Swami]
#3725022 - 02/03/05 02:40 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
i made my abode with cow dung and straw you get the cow dung wet and fresh, mix it with the straw and it makes a great adhesive when it dries, then to protect it from rain you cover the outside layer with fresh intestines (will shrink when dry) and cover those with an even thin layer of tree resin
fill your super soaker X000 w/ cow piss to keep away the vishnu's
doing this moves you straight to the top of the social hierarchy women will beg to be in your harem
|
PhanTomCat
Teh Cat....
Registered: 09/07/04
Posts: 5,908
Loc: My Youniverse....
Last seen: 15 years, 1 month
|
Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Swami]
#3725100 - 02/03/05 03:02 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Swami said:
"Please don't BBQ me, Daddy!"
Nothing like the smell of hot BBQ'd pu**y when soaked & smoked in one's own spit....
-------------------- I'll be your midnight French Fry.... "The most important things in life that are often ignored, are the things that one cannot see...." >^;;^<
|
Zekebomb
sociophagus
Registered: 08/24/03
Posts: 1,164
Loc: BC province
Last seen: 16 years, 5 months
|
Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Swami]
#3725281 - 02/03/05 03:47 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
your cat is pretty
|
Swami
Eggshell Walker
Registered: 01/18/00
Posts: 15,413
Loc: In the hen house
|
Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Zekebomb]
#3725349 - 02/03/05 04:02 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
He IS rather photogenic, but don't go getting any ideas about my pussy!
-------------------- The proof is in the pudding.
|
Sclorch
Clyster
Registered: 07/12/99
Posts: 4,805
Loc: On the Brink of Madness
|
Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Frog]
#3727863 - 02/03/05 10:39 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Frog said: Not going to say how I know this, because I surely don't practice it, but piss can bleach your skin.
I don't think uric acid (even at high concentrations) would be capable of this. Source?
-------------------- Note: In desperate need of a cure...
|
Frog
Warrior
Registered: 10/22/03
Posts: 4,284
Loc: The Zero Point Field
Last seen: 11 years, 2 months
|
Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Sclorch]
#3727976 - 02/03/05 10:54 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Sclorch said:
Quote:
Frog said: Not going to say how I know this, because I surely don't practice it, but piss can bleach your skin.
I don't think uric acid (even at high concentrations) would be capable of this. Source?
I have no memory of what it was I was thinking at the time I posted that, however, I DO at this time remember reading an article about how Indians (indigenous tribes?) would use piss to bleach the leather of animals that they had killed. I think I must have figured that if you could bleach the skins of an animal, you could bleach the skin of a human.
Please don't make me go research this. I'm tired, I'm still working on shit on which I am lagging, and I have to pee.
-------------------- The day will come when, after harnessing the ether, the winds, the tides, gravitation, we shall harness for God the energies of love. And, on that day, for the second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire. -Teilard
|
Sclorch
Clyster
Registered: 07/12/99
Posts: 4,805
Loc: On the Brink of Madness
|
Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Frog]
#3728033 - 02/03/05 11:05 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Frog said:
Quote:
Sclorch said:
Quote:
Frog said: Not going to say how I know this, because I surely don't practice it, but piss can bleach your skin.
I don't think uric acid (even at high concentrations) would be capable of this. Source?
I have no memory of what it was I was thinking at the time I posted that, however, I DO at this time remember reading an article about how Indians (indigenous tribes?) would use piss to bleach the leather of animals that they had killed. I think I must have figured that if you could bleach the skins of an animal, you could bleach the skin of a human.
Please don't make me go research this. I'm tired, I'm still working on shit on which I am lagging, and I have to pee.
Dead tissue reacts differently than live tissue.
-------------------- Note: In desperate need of a cure...
|
Frog
Warrior
Registered: 10/22/03
Posts: 4,284
Loc: The Zero Point Field
Last seen: 11 years, 2 months
|
Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Sclorch]
#3728077 - 02/03/05 11:12 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Thank you, Sclorch. I think that you fixed my error.
-------------------- The day will come when, after harnessing the ether, the winds, the tides, gravitation, we shall harness for God the energies of love. And, on that day, for the second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire. -Teilard
|
Sclorch
Clyster
Registered: 07/12/99
Posts: 4,805
Loc: On the Brink of Madness
|
Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Frog]
#3728088 - 02/03/05 11:13 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
To err is human... and stuff.
|
butterflydawn
lucid dreamer
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 1,921
Loc: lost at sea
Last seen: 5 days, 15 hours
|
Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: BanJankri]
#3729790 - 02/04/05 10:46 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Quote:
BanJankri said: I bet hindus think similar regarding other religions and are astonished when christians, muslims, jews etc actually eat the cow.
good point
-------------------- lucidal expansion
|
Swami
Eggshell Walker
Registered: 01/18/00
Posts: 15,413
Loc: In the hen house
|
|
Burgers taste better than a urine milkshake
-------------------- The proof is in the pudding.
|
Silversoul
Rhizome
Registered: 01/01/05
Posts: 23,576
Loc: The Barricades
|
Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Swami]
#3730580 - 02/04/05 01:37 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
But urine is probably healthier than burgers. It's sterile, ya know.
--------------------
|
RainbowDrops
Technicolormindsets &prismed sweatbeads
Registered: 09/14/04
Posts: 137
Loc: Florida
Last seen: 14 years, 6 months
|
|
Quote:
butterflydawn said:
Quote:
BanJankri said: I bet hindus think similar regarding other religions and are astonished when christians, muslims, jews etc actually eat the cow.
good point
True, true. Oh & I think this thread is really dumb. It's sad sometimes to be a cocky westerner....*sighs*
-------------------- mmmm, spacecake
|
Zekebomb
sociophagus
Registered: 08/24/03
Posts: 1,164
Loc: BC province
Last seen: 16 years, 5 months
|
Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: RainbowDrops]
#3731318 - 02/04/05 03:58 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
sadder still to be a post-cocky westerner
|
oceansize
fuckin' right.
Registered: 08/31/04
Posts: 216
Last seen: 17 years, 5 months
|
Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Zekebomb]
#3733026 - 02/04/05 10:29 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
friend hada dog the god's piss bleached the carpet
-------------------- "And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh." - Friedrich Nietzsche
|
butterflydawn
lucid dreamer
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 1,921
Loc: lost at sea
Last seen: 5 days, 15 hours
|
Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Silversoul]
#3733878 - 02/05/05 02:20 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Paradigm said: But urine is probably healthier than burgers. It's sterile, ya know.
another good point there we got
-------------------- lucidal expansion
|
Swami
Eggshell Walker
Registered: 01/18/00
Posts: 15,413
Loc: In the hen house
|
|
It is such an amazingly good point that I would bet 100% of the non-vegetarians here would rather eat a burger than drink a frothy tumbler of warm urine.
-------------------- The proof is in the pudding.
|
butterflydawn
lucid dreamer
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 1,921
Loc: lost at sea
Last seen: 5 days, 15 hours
|
Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Swami]
#3734448 - 02/05/05 07:26 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
i also got your point swami
-------------------- lucidal expansion
|
Zekebomb
sociophagus
Registered: 08/24/03
Posts: 1,164
Loc: BC province
Last seen: 16 years, 5 months
|
|
I bet it's slightly less that 100%
|
Swami
Eggshell Walker
Registered: 01/18/00
Posts: 15,413
Loc: In the hen house
|
Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Zekebomb]
#3735430 - 02/05/05 02:02 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Zeke will drink the cow urine just to "piss" me off.
-------------------- The proof is in the pudding.
|
|