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OfflineFade_To_Black
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playing my cards...
    #3719393 - 02/02/05 04:12 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

I was just curious about some advise there might be on getting a chick in "the mood"... you know, key words, body language.. subtile ways to get her to know what i want to go down without streight up saying "hey lets fuck".. i dont wanna pressure her into anything, but just guide her in the right direction if you know what i mean... without the aide of narcotics of course.

any tips?


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Re: playing my cards... [Re: Fade_To_Black]
    #3719429 - 02/02/05 04:21 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Um, making out is usually a good place to start.


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Re: playing my cards... [Re: Fade_To_Black]
    #3719434 - 02/02/05 04:21 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

tell her how beautiful she is and how you think about her all of the time.


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Re: playing my cards... [Re: blissedout]
    #3719514 - 02/02/05 04:40 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

don't listen to blissedout... really he has no idea... and please please don't talk about having to poo.


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Re: playing my cards... [Re: danksistah]
    #3719517 - 02/02/05 04:40 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

i love you baby =)


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Re: playing my cards... [Re: Fade_To_Black]
    #3719522 - 02/02/05 04:41 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

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Fade_To_Black said:


any tips?




don't seem too eager, let her come onto you because of your personality.
Women can smell guys who are there for sex a mile away..


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Re: playing my cards... [Re: flowstone]
    #3719534 - 02/02/05 04:43 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

don't grab their coochie when they walk by you.
is this someone random or someone you know? if it's a random slut the coochie thing might work.


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Re: playing my cards... [Re: flowstone]
    #3719541 - 02/02/05 04:44 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

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flowstone said:
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Fade_To_Black said:


any tips?




don't seem too weird, let her come onto you because of your penal endowment.
Women can smell guys who haven't showered a mile away..




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Re: playing my cards... [Re: 13eetleJuice]
    #3719574 - 02/02/05 04:51 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

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flowstone said:
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Fade_To_Black said:


any tips?




don't seem too weird, let her come onto you because of your penal endowment.
Women can smell guys who haven't showered a mile away..








hmm, that sounds about right.. might be the arse hair too, i gotta do sumthin bout that.. might just weave them into corn rows.. that would be some seksi shit.


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Re: playing my cards... [Re: 13eetleJuice]
    #3719578 - 02/02/05 04:52 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

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any tips?




don't seem too hairy, let her come onto you because of your smooth baby ass.
Women can feel guys who haven't shaved a mile away..
And spank that booty and grab some tits if theys a hoe :smile:







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Re: playing my cards... [Re: flowstone]
    #3719608 - 02/02/05 05:01 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

she aint a hoe.. shes 24 and only been with one other guy besides me, (tight as fuck).. i need to catch her about a week before she goes on the rag.. its real easy then.. however, sex only once a month can be quite frustrating.

shes also a germophobe (sp?), she wont give head..  :nonono:


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Re: playing my cards... [Re: Fade_To_Black]
    #3719612 - 02/02/05 05:04 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

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she wont give head..  :nonono:




What are still doing with her???


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Re: playing my cards... [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #3719623 - 02/02/05 05:05 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

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Fade_To_Black said:
she wont give head..  :nonono:




What are still doing with her???





i ask myself that question every day..


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Re: playing my cards... [Re: Fade_To_Black]
    #3719630 - 02/02/05 05:07 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

I wouldn't put up with that shit if I were you.


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Re: playing my cards... [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #3719639 - 02/02/05 05:09 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

shes kinda my fiance'.. not like i got much of a choice..


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Re: playing my cards... [Re: Fade_To_Black]
    #3719640 - 02/02/05 05:09 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

rip off your pants and smack her across the forehead with your erection.
she'll get the hint.


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Re: playing my cards... [Re: eric_the_red]
    #3719692 - 02/02/05 05:18 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

oh yeah, now THATS subtle. :laugh:


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Re: playing my cards... [Re: Fade_To_Black]
    #3719696 - 02/02/05 05:19 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

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shes kinda my fiance'.. not like i got much of a choice..




Well it's your life but I'd take care of that one problem before making the final leap. Until death do you part with no head? yikes


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Re: playing my cards... [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #3721420 - 02/02/05 10:42 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

just follow your heart.

thats what i do.


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