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InvisibleSwami
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Christian Landscaping
    #3711269 - 02/01/05 02:19 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Saw this on the back of a truck today. What EXACTLY does that mean? That by declaring themselves as followers of JC, that I can rest assured they will do a better and more honest job than other religious worker-bees? Or that Christians get more heavenly "points" by ONLY employing fellow Christians? I seriously don't get it.


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Re: Christian Landscaping [Re: Swami]
    #3711277 - 02/01/05 02:22 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I think it's to assure you, the customer, that they don't hire any homosexuals or heathens.


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Re: Christian Landscaping [Re: Swami]
    #3711288 - 02/01/05 02:24 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Hmmm, well I know that Catholic landscapers do a host of other jobs as well... including carpentry and catering for weddings.


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Re: Christian Landscaping [Re: Swami]
    #3711313 - 02/01/05 02:31 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

It's just meant to tell you that they have more compassion for your weeds before they kill them.


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Re: Christian Landscaping [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
    #3711573 - 02/01/05 04:05 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I'd figure it would just mean they'll cut all your trees and shrubs into crosses..


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Re: Christian Landscaping [Re: Mushmonkey]
    #3711587 - 02/01/05 04:09 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

they give your trees and shrubs last rites?


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Re: Christian Landscaping [Re: Zekebomb]
    #3711678 - 02/01/05 04:48 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

They are searching for another burning bush and this is the best way to get access to all the bushes.


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Re: Christian Landscaping [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #3711684 - 02/01/05 04:49 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I thought 'burning bush' was an STD..


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Re: Christian Landscaping [Re: Zekebomb]
    #3712145 - 02/01/05 09:04 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

www.landoverbaptist.com check this site out


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Re: Christian Landscaping [Re: Woland]
    #3713163 - 02/01/05 01:23 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Christian is a name.

but i'm positive they were not refering to the name.

anyways, krishna Landscaping would be more than excepted by me.

why don't we ever see that?


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Re: Christian Landscaping [Re: Woland]
    #3713179 - 02/01/05 01:26 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Woland said:
www.landoverbaptist.com check this site out




"God's favorite ways to indiscriminately kill enormous swaths of children is by drowning them and watching them gasp for air and while floating like little discarded Styrofoam cups in the tide"

were all gonna die anyways, why do people get so shocked and disgusted when God kills us in groups?


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"I traveled a long way seeking God, but when I finally gave up and turned back, there He was, within me! O Lalli! Now why do you wander like a beggar? Make some effort, and He will grant you a vision of Himself in the form of bliss in your heart." -the saint of the Kashmir Shaivism tradition: Lalli.


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Re: Christian Landscaping [Re: JCoke]
    #3713317 - 02/01/05 01:52 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

krishna landscaping? i would hire them in an INSTANT. i remember them from manhatten last year. skipping down the street and chanting and singing with the robes and sometimes a random musical instrument? yeah. i'd let them do yardwork. hell, i'd video tape it! sing along now....


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Re: Christian Landscaping [Re: greenpastures]
    #3713327 - 02/01/05 01:56 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

PS. i've seen such sites like that one and i'm having fun with it . thanks. reading ther sermons as we speak.


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Re: Christian Landscaping [Re: greenpastures]
    #3713334 - 02/01/05 01:57 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I like Nude Female Centerfold Landscaping, they do a hell of a job in my neighborhood. They also have started a pool cleaning business, which means I'm looking for a second to do a little home improvement...


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You can accept, reject, or examine and test any new idea that comes to you. The wise man chooses the third way.
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Re: Christian Landscaping [Re: Swami]
    #3713917 - 02/01/05 04:48 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I have noticed christian symbols like crosses or fish printed along with advertisements on cars, trucks. It irks me knowing that there are people that will choose that company over another because of this. When it comes to good work, and many other things for that matter, religion simply doesn't come into play.


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Re: Christian Landscaping [Re: Swami]
    #3713928 - 02/01/05 04:50 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Coool!!!! A link to my church's website. I have loved Landover's website since I first saw it. Highly recommended.


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Re: Christian Landscaping [Re: Swami]
    #3715349 - 02/01/05 09:17 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

it means you pay them in frankensence, gold or mur.

there's a residential archetecture firm around here that advertises like that....theyre a company that has a strong moral ethos (indirectly saying "we wont rip you off" to me)

its a marketing ploy (i wont say gimmick b/c i never met the owner of the corp.) and im sure it works. he's probably made a fortune just building homes for his fellow parishioners.


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