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Offlinebeejay
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Strange NEWS
    #3709820 - 01/31/05 09:44 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

The German Ravers Association held a conference today regarding the decline of recreational use of so called Phat Pants. Spokesman for the group, Hans-Joachim Steinbildhauer a.k.a Candycorn, said today that the decline may be related to a common belief that phat pants are the cause of Calcium pyrophosphate dihydrate deposition disease. Candy corn expressed his outrage that such unjustified claims have been leeked to the public. "This is surely the work of Uzbekistan", he said. Candycorn and the rest of the G.R.A. stand firm in their fight against the depopulation of the indingenous Phat Pants of the Black Forest. Unfortunately, Candycorn passed away late this evening after consuming an estimated 1,750 mg of mdma and choking to death on a pacifier. Candcorn will live on in our hearts.


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Anjaba said:
Oh shit, don't drink it.... It would eat away your esophagus...
mantis said:
Leave me out of this pissing contest, you fascist wang-dang-doodle!
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Re: Strange NEWS [Re: beejay]
    #3709877 - 01/31/05 09:56 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

lol He will be missed.


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Offlinebeejay
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Re: Strange NEWS [Re: TheDudeAbides]
    #3710051 - 01/31/05 10:26 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Well I certainly expected a slightly bigger response to this thread. perhaps people are hovering over it in the main view and thinking it sounds like real news. The German Ravers Association does seem pretty legit. Poor Candycorn.


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Anjaba said:
Oh shit, don't drink it.... It would eat away your esophagus...
mantis said:
Leave me out of this pissing contest, you fascist wang-dang-doodle!
Hattori Hanzo said:
If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut


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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa
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Re: Strange NEWS [Re: beejay]
    #3710066 - 01/31/05 10:28 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

heh I like candy corn just the orange part though.


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Offlinebeejay
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Re: Strange NEWS [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3710085 - 01/31/05 10:31 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

all of candy corn is pale blue now <tear drops my eye> :frown:


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Anjaba said:
Oh shit, don't drink it.... It would eat away your esophagus...
mantis said:
Leave me out of this pissing contest, you fascist wang-dang-doodle!
Hattori Hanzo said:
If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut


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InvisibleKahSol
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Re: Strange NEWS [Re: beejay]
    #3710103 - 01/31/05 10:33 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I always hated candycorn, they tasted like poo. :mrt:


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Re: Strange NEWS [Re: beejay]
    #3710106 - 01/31/05 10:33 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Who is he and why should I know him? I wasnt ever in the scene, but I suppose he was a good man. So whats the deal? I will say a prayer.


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Re: Strange NEWS [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3710154 - 01/31/05 10:40 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

:lol: Its all fiction. I wrote it just now for a kick :lol:


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Anjaba said:
Oh shit, don't drink it.... It would eat away your esophagus...
mantis said:
Leave me out of this pissing contest, you fascist wang-dang-doodle!
Hattori Hanzo said:
If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut


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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa
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Re: Strange NEWS [Re: beejay]
    #3710167 - 01/31/05 10:42 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

U bastid! I kinda thought that it was a all to fitting way for a candykid to go.

Choking on his freakin passifyer pffft


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Re: Strange NEWS [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3710216 - 01/31/05 10:48 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

you mean that "The depopulation of the indingenous Phat Pants of the Black Forest" didn't do it?

What about "phat pants are the cause of Calcium pyrophosphate dihydrate deposition disease"


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Anjaba said:
Oh shit, don't drink it.... It would eat away your esophagus...
mantis said:
Leave me out of this pissing contest, you fascist wang-dang-doodle!
Hattori Hanzo said:
If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut


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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa
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Re: Strange NEWS [Re: beejay]
    #3710248 - 01/31/05 10:52 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Well I noticed the decline in phat pants but I am not near the black forest. I here the gnomes are endangered in those parts.


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