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InvisibleSwami
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Replicants
    #3708788 - 01/31/05 07:04 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

I think my girlfriend has been replaced by a replicant. How can I tell for sure?


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Re: Replicants [Re: Swami]
    #3708847 - 01/31/05 07:13 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Call a BladeRunner.


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Re: Replicants [Re: blink]
    #3708866 - 01/31/05 07:17 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

If she has no signs of being a replecant, she is, they tend to emulate too perfectly. If she acts like a replecant sometimes, its okay. Humans make mistakes but no replecant would be that stupid. You fucking skeptic.


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Re: Replicants [Re: Swami]
    #3709026 - 01/31/05 07:48 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Go backpacking with her for an extended period, replicants don't develop the BO of humans, nor do they menstruate or experience PMS...

BTW, do you know where I could get a replicant of my wife?

P.S. Always look on the bright side of life.


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Re: Replicants [Re: Swami]
    #3710343 - 01/31/05 11:12 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

I think your an alien, but how can i tell for sure?  :grin:


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Re: Replicants [Re: Swami]
    #3710724 - 02/01/05 12:27 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Swami said:
I think my girlfriend has been replaced by a replicant. How can I tell for sure?




Well, the truth is... YOU can't tell for sure. But I can.  :thumbup:
I'll need a bottle of 40y.o. Fonseca port, some massage oils, and a room lit like an opium den.  It'll be a tough job, but I think I can give you an answer after an hour or so.


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Re: Replicants [Re: Sclorch]
    #3711196 - 02/01/05 02:07 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Well if you have an Oedipal complex and want a go at my old lady (and I DO mean old), it would free me up to watch more TV. Thanks!  :thumbup:


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Re: Replicants [Re: Swami]
    #3711421 - 02/01/05 03:12 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Well some of the tell-tale warnings signs whould be: she probably advocates 'laissez-faire' and tax cuts for the rich. She probably supports the 'war-on-terror' and pro-life. Oh wait, I thought she was a republican, oh,nevermind, you've got nothing to worry about.


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