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InvisibleDNKYD
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McDonalds Moron
    #3707287 - 01/31/05 11:47 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

So I go through the drive through at McDonalds yesterday 'cause I got the munchies. My total came to like $5.48. So I pull to the first window and hand the guy a twenty. The kid in the window is some guy that went to my highschool with me, but he's a few grades down from me. So anyways, the window closes, he rings it up or somethin, pops back out the window for a second looking unsure, then pops back in. A minute later he hands me $6 and some change and says "That should be right, if the math isn't wrong"...... If the math isn't wrong?! You have a fucking ADDING MACHINE, otherwise known as a cash register, right in front of your damn face! He says "I can't remember if you gave me a ten or a twenty" I say "No man, I gave you a twenty" So he pops back in the window and grabs a ten instead of the five. Now it's $11 and some change. So think about this for a second. If I paid with a 10 dollar bill, $6 and some change would not be the correct change to a $5.48 total. Neither would $11 and some change. So I'm like "Wait man, if my total was $5.48..... then..... shouldn't....." (waiting for the jackass to catch on) "Oh yeah! $14.... sorry man, I hit the buttons on the register too fast so it couldn't total it up...."

FUCKING WHAT?!?! I've never heard anything dumber than that!! EVER! I used to be a cashier. I can do math on the fly like that with no problem. And I thought that was a basic skill required for handling cash: ADDITION AND SUBTRACTION!!!!

Fucking morons. I can't tolerate dumb people. And please don't reply with "peace and love brother, shine on blah blah". Cause all I wanna do is go around town with a large, blunt object, and bash any stupid person I come across.

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Re: McDonalds Moron [Re: DNKYD]
    #3707331 - 01/31/05 11:55 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Now go back there everyday for lunch and hand the guy the least amount of cash possible to pay for your meal. And when he returns tell him "no way man I gave you a $10, $20" hell try a $50, tell him that c'mon now you have made this mistake in the past.

Repeat until he either A: Smartens up and learns his abacus. OR B: gets fired. Either way you get money to buy smack with.  :laugh:

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Re: McDonalds Moron [Re: DNKYD]
    #3707371 - 01/31/05 12:02 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Was it here??? A teenage McDonald's worker was arrested for assault after allegedly hiding bits of glass in a burger served to a police officer, authorities said Sunday.
MickeyDee


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Re: McDonalds Moron [Re: vinsue]
    #3707396 - 01/31/05 12:08 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Man, I can't stand some of the morons they hire at fast food restaurants. I used to work at McDonald's, and my co-workers were absolutely retarded! I went into work numerous times baked off my face, and I could still add change and get perfect tills. I'm sure a 5year old could add change from a 20... some people deserve to be slapped

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Re: McDonalds Moron [Re: DNKYD]
    #3707397 - 01/31/05 12:09 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

:rotfl:


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Re: McDonalds Moron [Re: Pozinet]
    #3707410 - 01/31/05 12:14 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

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Pozinet said:
Man, I can't stand some of the morons they hire at fast food restaurants.




If smart people worked for fast-food, who would do the smart people stuff?

Stupid people in stupid places, works for me.


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Re: McDonalds Moron [Re: MeatSpace]
    #3707425 - 01/31/05 12:19 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

I used to work at a mcdonalds as well, and blazed at work almost every day. There are tons of morons workin there, but there were a few smart people

What kinds of smart people jobs are you referring to?

I work where there is money and availability

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Re: McDonalds Moron [Re: Pathos]
    #3707442 - 01/31/05 12:22 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Tip: Don't eat McDonalds. Ever.

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Re: McDonalds Moron [Re: Pathos]
    #3707449 - 01/31/05 12:23 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

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Pathos said:
I used to work at a mcdonalds as well, and blazed at work almost every day. There are tons of morons workin there, but there were a few smart people

What kinds of smart people jobs are you referring to?

I work where there is money and availability





Accountants.


I'm a waitress, money and availability that will never go away.


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Re: McDonalds Moron [Re: DNKYD]
    #3707463 - 01/31/05 12:26 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

...besides,that's what you get for eating at McDonalds :wtf:That shit is practically poison.


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Re: McDonalds Moron [Re: MeatSpace]
    #3707473 - 01/31/05 12:27 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

well, an accountant isnt really a part time job, but yea, waiting tables is much better than working fast food.

However, I really want to avoid the customer service industry the best I can. Maybe some clerical job in an office

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Re: McDonalds Moron [Re: DNKYD]
    #3707477 - 01/31/05 12:29 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Another possiblity was he was trying to scam you, figuring you might not be paying attention. A couple times I have gone through the drive-through and they give you your change, almost what it's supposed to be but sometimes they skim a dollar or two. I go back through even despite the fact that it isn't much money. It's the principle of the matter, given if they just fuck up and dont give you a quarter or something i don't care. But i wont let somebody working at a place like that scam me even if it is only a minimal loss on my part. Considering if they then do that to the next 20 customers, think about how much they could make hourly.

Or he could just be a moron. Probably the case, but watch out.

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Re: McDonalds Moron [Re: relativexistance]
    #3707483 - 01/31/05 12:31 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

No, he was a moron. I knew the kid in highschool. He was a moron, still is a moron, always will be a moron.

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Re: McDonalds Moron [Re: vinsue]
    #3707611 - 01/31/05 01:21 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

vinsue said:
Was it here??? A teenage McDonald's worker was arrested for assault after allegedly hiding bits of glass in a burger served to a police officer, authorities said Sunday.
MickeyDee



Man, I can't stand police:
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Police said they were charging Garcia with first-degree assault, reckless endangerment and criminal possession of a weapon. He was not immediately available for comment.



CRIMINAL POSSESSION OF A WEAPON??!!!!?!?!?!?!!?

Makes me sick :puke:


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Re: McDonalds Moron [Re: DNKYD]
    #3707619 - 01/31/05 01:24 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

hahahaha that's funny, stupid kid..


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Re: McDonalds Moron [Re: Locus]
    #3707705 - 01/31/05 01:47 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

I agree with Meatspace, it' McDonald's the guy's not going to have a PhD. Althought I do undserstand how frustrating it can be. Lesson learned: you shouldn't eat McDonald's anyway.


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Re: McDonalds Moron [Re: DNKYD]
    #3707731 - 01/31/05 01:51 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Let it go... :stoned:

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Re: McDonalds Moron [Re: Locus]
    #3707736 - 01/31/05 01:51 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

I don't like cops either, but come on. Glass in your burger? If you ate that it could do some damage man. As far as I'm concerned, that is a weapon. That kid is a complete asshole.

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Re: McDonalds Moron [Re: Boom]
    #3707783 - 01/31/05 02:05 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

I agree. If i were that cop I'd brutalize the little bastard.

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Re: McDonalds Moron [Re: vinsue]
    #3707890 - 01/31/05 02:31 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

vinsue said:
...besides,that's what you get for eating at McDonalds :wtf:That shit is practically poison.




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