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Invisiblefee
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I allmost shit myself
    #3704912 - 01/31/05 12:40 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Ok I will start form the begining
well I was at work and my boss asked if I had any weed
(I work in a cafe)
I said no and he said call your guy and see if he will deliver an 1/8
so I called he said he would
he comes gets some food and sells me some bud

well closing time came so I cleaned and left
I went and bought some beers (that im curently drinking)
and I get followed by this car and I get sketched cause I have the weed on me
Lights go on red ones white ones the whole deal
I pull over and was looking for my registration and the guy comes to my door and says "your under arrest"
I allmost shit then looked it was my fucking boss
he is a fireman
and he said you ran off with my weed asshole
so I gave it to him but let me tell you I was so scared that I was getting arrested
end of story


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: I allmost shit myself [Re: fee]
    #3704921 - 01/31/05 12:41 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

That's funny, but I woulda been pissed!


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Re: I allmost shit myself [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #3704942 - 01/31/05 12:46 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Why dont you smoke with him, Ive noticed that weed brings people together. It would be really cool having your boss as a smoking buddy. :cool:


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Re: I allmost shit myself [Re: MycoCakeEater]
    #3704961 - 01/31/05 12:50 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

hahaha, what a great story. yeah you should totally smoke with your boss though. hows he ever ganna fire you if you guys have smoked pot together. just one thing... you boss is a fireman and smokes pot? weird. i'd perfer my firemen not to smoke pot so if they ever need to resuce me they won't be out of breath by the time they get to me.  :tongue:


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Re: I allmost shit myself [Re: fee]
    #3704962 - 01/31/05 12:50 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

:lol:That is a classic!! Good story! :thumbup: :thumbup:


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Re: I allmost shit myself [Re: MycoCakeEater]
    #3704980 - 01/31/05 12:53 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

revenge:

buy lsd, lace weed with said lsd
repeat.
repeat.
give to boss to smoke.
call in his house in the middle of the night and yell things like "jesus christ where the hell are you? you were supposed to be at work 3 hours ago. :smile:

or

"oh the humanity, how could you let those children burn, arghhhhh"

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Re: I allmost shit myself [Re: MycoCakeEater]
    #3704986 - 01/31/05 12:54 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah, I agree!


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Re: I allmost shit myself [Re: fee]
    #3704999 - 01/31/05 12:56 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

hahaha, your boss sounds like a joker.


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Re: I allmost shit myself [Re: BorgFace]
    #3705003 - 01/31/05 12:58 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

With Myco, not you ya psychotic freak.

:tongue:


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Re: I allmost shit myself [Re: fee]
    #3705037 - 01/31/05 01:04 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

HAHHAHA!

that reminds me of a time in HS when me and a friend filled Big Gulps from 7/11 w/ beers and went to some local festival. his older bro was a cop on patrol there and he came at us with a mag light so we couldnt recognize him and started asking us "whats in the cups?"

we were scared shitless and then his cop buddies come by and see whats up. then he turns off the light and we know its him and he and his fellow pigs just start laughing at us and let us go.


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Re: I allmost shit myself [Re: MrBump]
    #3705040 - 01/31/05 01:05 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

sounds like a cool boss but he needs to lose the lights. that is a paranoia i never need!


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Re: I allmost shit myself [Re: Dimmy]
    #3705126 - 01/31/05 01:22 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Dimmy said:
hahaha, what a great story. yeah you should totally smoke with your boss though. hows he ever ganna fire you if you guys have smoked pot together. just one thing... you boss is a fireman and smokes pot? weird. i'd perfer my firemen not to smoke pot so if they ever need to resuce me they won't be out of breath by the time they get to me.  :tongue:




I have been smoking with him for years
He is my sister-in-laws brother so in a way my long lost brother in law
I have been smoking and all sorts of shit well before he was a fireman
and he did it to scare my ass witched worked rather well


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: I allmost shit myself [Re: fee]
    #3705407 - 01/31/05 02:19 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

holy shit balls


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Re: I allmost shit myself [Re: fee]
    #3705426 - 01/31/05 02:23 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Hahahahahahahahaha :rotfl:


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Re: I allmost shit myself [Re: trippinpimp]
    #3705427 - 01/31/05 02:23 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

when i was in high school some kid i barely knew had his car rigged with the police light system for undercover cop cars. he pulled me over then came to my window and wanted to talk. what an asshole.


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Re: I allmost shit myself [Re: fee]
    #3706019 - 01/31/05 04:35 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

haha great story man! I would be scared to be arrested too, it's a kinda mean joke but still funny :tongue2:


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Re: I allmost shit myself [Re: Snape]
    #3706867 - 01/31/05 10:54 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Snape said:
Hahahahahahahahaha :rotfl:




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Re: I allmost shit myself [Re: fee]
    #3706878 - 01/31/05 10:58 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

wow intense, that kind of situation takes years off your life!


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Re: I allmost shit myself [Re: fee]
    #3706882 - 01/31/05 11:02 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

wow, crazy  :whoa:


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Re: I allmost shit myself [Re: MycoCakeEater]
    #3706951 - 01/31/05 11:37 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

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MycoCakeEater said:
Why dont you smoke with him, Ive noticed that weed brings people together. It would be really cool having your boss as a smoking buddy. :cool:




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