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InvisibleShroomismM
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me for president
    #3696332 - 01/29/05 01:16 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

I'm not 35 yet, but I was born in the US.

I'll delete the DEA and fuck everything in the government up and I won't invade any countries and minimum wage will be 20 bucks and you can buy acid and weed at the store cheap.. but you have to be 18.. and free education and health care and spiritual learning centers instead of a military, and whatever else is cool.


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Re: me for president [Re: Shroomism]
    #3696346 - 01/29/05 01:19 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

I'm voting for you in 2016. !!!!!!!!!!!





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InvisibleShroomismM
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Re: me for president [Re: JettaJay]
    #3696353 - 01/29/05 01:20 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

lets aim for 2008, we can bend the rules a little..


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Re: me for president [Re: Shroomism]
    #3696363 - 01/29/05 01:26 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Ok 2008 it is ..... That'd be awesome if you became president !!!!


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InvisibleShroomismM
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Re: me for president [Re: JettaJay]
    #3696365 - 01/29/05 01:26 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

I'd vote for me


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Re: me for president [Re: Shroomism]
    #3696372 - 01/29/05 01:28 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)



Do you think Hilarie Clinton is going to run in 2008 ???


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Re: me for president [Re: JettaJay]
    #3696373 - 01/29/05 01:29 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Hillary sealed the 2008 perhaps.. isn't she running? Would a female democratic president be possible? If the Bush campain god forbids is still in the war when 2008 rolls around, will this seal the deal for the republican candiate endoresed by Bush?

2016- SHROOMISM FOR PRESIDENT! I'll vote


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Re: me for president [Re: flowstone]
    #3696392 - 01/29/05 01:37 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Ya got my vote  :thumbup:


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Re: me for president [Re: flowstone]
    #3696397 - 01/29/05 01:38 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

the bush campaign doesnt end in 2008. Im almost sure Jeb will run.

However, shroomism would make at least a 1.5 times better president

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Re: me for president [Re: flowstone]
    #3696401 - 01/29/05 01:40 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Heh, this oughta be fun because I'll be running for president in 2016 as well. I see my opponent, Shroomism, has already started his campaign. I'd better get my ass in gear!


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Re: me for president [Re: 13eetleJuice]
    #3696410 - 01/29/05 01:45 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

On second thought, Shroomism is pretty stiff competition and will likely take the majority of the popular vote. Hmm, what'dya say Shroomism, running mates? 13eetleJuice for V.P.!


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Re: me for president [Re: Shroomism]
    #3696415 - 01/29/05 01:46 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Would you really get rid of all the military bro?


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Re: me for president [Re: Roadkill]
    #3696433 - 01/29/05 01:51 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Why not ????


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Re: me for president [Re: flowstone]
    #3696434 - 01/29/05 01:51 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

I'll run against him.

I'll keep the DEA, but they will be public examples and the first subjects in our...  Ah hell, no smoke screen, I want revenge and it's going to be something like strapping the mother fuckers down...  People affected by the drug war, especially children who lost their pot farming parents to insane prison terms, will be allowed to come in and kick the bastards in the nuts.  The CIA and anyone else involved in MKULTRA and other illegal/immoral acts will also be similarily strapped down and will get an LSD drip hitting their eye like chinese water torture, until we get bored of that and then we will pull from the magic hat of suggestions, given by you, the voters, of fun non-lethal things we can do to these bastards.  Delieriants, anyone?

The entire military will not be disbanded, as that is invitation for trouble, sorry, just the way the world works; however, the military will be scaled down and like my opponent funds diverted to much more important things like education and health care.

Drugs will be legalized, regulated, and taxed.  So will prostitution - it's the oldest profession and we're a modern society; everyone knows sex sells.

The pharmecuitical industry will be heavily scrutinized and punished.  Billions upon billions of dollars will more than make up for the disparity between my budget and my opponents no-military budget.

With the legalization of drugs, of course hemp, the greatest plant ever given to mankind, will be legalized.  Goodbye cotton monopoly.  Goodbye deforestation.

There will be more if my interest in this thread continues ^_^

... but now I need to sleep  :tongue:

[edit: speling :blush:]


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Edited by delta9 (01/29/05 02:00 AM)

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Re: me for president [Re: Shroomism]
    #3696518 - 01/29/05 02:12 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

I'll definately vote for you :laugh:!


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Re: me for president [Re: Merkin]
    #3696536 - 01/29/05 02:18 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)


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Re: me for president [Re: Roadkill]
    #3696604 - 01/29/05 02:36 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Nah, I wont get rid of the military.. I just won't spend billions of dollars on missiles and bombs and shit. It will be a peace-keeping force only.. for the public defense. Then we'll try and make world peace.

Of course with me comes hemp and so hemp will be used for everything again like it was in the older days only better now because we have the badass technology.. Hemp food, fuel, clothes, paper, paint, etc.. and we'll set up a system where if you contribute to the system of helping everyone then you get free housing, food, and basic necessities, and encourage the use of the barter system. Of course the economy will be great because people wont be so worried about going to jail and stressing out about money and shit and we'll be making so much money that we'll just have to distribute our resources evenly among all the citizens and help everyone else on earth out with getting with the clean vibe.

Instead of jail we'll set up a bunch of learning centers in Greenland where if you commit crimes against nature or humanity you will be sent there and educated and treated like a human until you are deemed wise enough to rejoin society.

centralized free health care and medicine.. freely available to all citizens, as well as education. Important decisions will be made by popular or overwhelming vote unless it's harmful to life or environment. We'll set up a message board where you can post your opinions and concerns and the "senators" have to respond and address the issues..hah

oh and we'll share our food and medicine and shit with the other countries that don't have it.


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Re: me for president [Re: Shroomism]
    #3696616 - 01/29/05 02:41 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

When are you going to start asking for campaign donations?

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Re: me for president [Re: spud]
    #3696623 - 01/29/05 02:43 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

I don't need no stinking campaign donations


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InvisibleHendostan
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Re: me for president [Re: Shroomism]
    #3696632 - 01/29/05 02:45 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

can i be veep? i'll give you 12 dollars

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