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InvisibleShroomismM
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me for president
    #3696332 - 01/29/05 01:16 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

I'm not 35 yet, but I was born in the US.

I'll delete the DEA and fuck everything in the government up and I won't invade any countries and minimum wage will be 20 bucks and you can buy acid and weed at the store cheap.. but you have to be 18.. and free education and health care and spiritual learning centers instead of a military, and whatever else is cool.


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Re: me for president [Re: Shroomism]
    #3696346 - 01/29/05 01:19 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

I'm voting for you in 2016. !!!!!!!!!!!





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Re: me for president [Re: JettaJay]
    #3696353 - 01/29/05 01:20 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

lets aim for 2008, we can bend the rules a little..


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Re: me for president [Re: Shroomism]
    #3696363 - 01/29/05 01:26 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Ok 2008 it is ..... That'd be awesome if you became president !!!!


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Re: me for president [Re: JettaJay]
    #3696365 - 01/29/05 01:26 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

I'd vote for me


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Re: me for president [Re: Shroomism]
    #3696372 - 01/29/05 01:28 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)



Do you think Hilarie Clinton is going to run in 2008 ???


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Re: me for president [Re: JettaJay]
    #3696373 - 01/29/05 01:29 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Hillary sealed the 2008 perhaps.. isn't she running? Would a female democratic president be possible? If the Bush campain god forbids is still in the war when 2008 rolls around, will this seal the deal for the republican candiate endoresed by Bush?

2016- SHROOMISM FOR PRESIDENT! I'll vote


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Re: me for president [Re: flowstone]
    #3696392 - 01/29/05 01:37 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Ya got my vote  :thumbup:


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Re: me for president [Re: flowstone]
    #3696397 - 01/29/05 01:38 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

the bush campaign doesnt end in 2008. Im almost sure Jeb will run.

However, shroomism would make at least a 1.5 times better president

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Re: me for president [Re: flowstone]
    #3696401 - 01/29/05 01:40 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Heh, this oughta be fun because I'll be running for president in 2016 as well. I see my opponent, Shroomism, has already started his campaign. I'd better get my ass in gear!


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Re: me for president [Re: 13eetleJuice]
    #3696410 - 01/29/05 01:45 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

On second thought, Shroomism is pretty stiff competition and will likely take the majority of the popular vote. Hmm, what'dya say Shroomism, running mates? 13eetleJuice for V.P.!


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Re: me for president [Re: Shroomism]
    #3696415 - 01/29/05 01:46 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Would you really get rid of all the military bro?


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Re: me for president [Re: Roadkill]
    #3696433 - 01/29/05 01:51 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Why not ????


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Re: me for president [Re: flowstone]
    #3696434 - 01/29/05 01:51 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

I'll run against him.

I'll keep the DEA, but they will be public examples and the first subjects in our...  Ah hell, no smoke screen, I want revenge and it's going to be something like strapping the mother fuckers down...  People affected by the drug war, especially children who lost their pot farming parents to insane prison terms, will be allowed to come in and kick the bastards in the nuts.  The CIA and anyone else involved in MKULTRA and other illegal/immoral acts will also be similarily strapped down and will get an LSD drip hitting their eye like chinese water torture, until we get bored of that and then we will pull from the magic hat of suggestions, given by you, the voters, of fun non-lethal things we can do to these bastards.  Delieriants, anyone?

The entire military will not be disbanded, as that is invitation for trouble, sorry, just the way the world works; however, the military will be scaled down and like my opponent funds diverted to much more important things like education and health care.

Drugs will be legalized, regulated, and taxed.  So will prostitution - it's the oldest profession and we're a modern society; everyone knows sex sells.

The pharmecuitical industry will be heavily scrutinized and punished.  Billions upon billions of dollars will more than make up for the disparity between my budget and my opponents no-military budget.

With the legalization of drugs, of course hemp, the greatest plant ever given to mankind, will be legalized.  Goodbye cotton monopoly.  Goodbye deforestation.

There will be more if my interest in this thread continues ^_^

... but now I need to sleep  :tongue:

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Re: me for president [Re: Shroomism]
    #3696518 - 01/29/05 02:12 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

I'll definately vote for you :laugh:!


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Re: me for president [Re: Merkin]
    #3696536 - 01/29/05 02:18 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)


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Re: me for president [Re: Roadkill]
    #3696604 - 01/29/05 02:36 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Nah, I wont get rid of the military.. I just won't spend billions of dollars on missiles and bombs and shit. It will be a peace-keeping force only.. for the public defense. Then we'll try and make world peace.

Of course with me comes hemp and so hemp will be used for everything again like it was in the older days only better now because we have the badass technology.. Hemp food, fuel, clothes, paper, paint, etc.. and we'll set up a system where if you contribute to the system of helping everyone then you get free housing, food, and basic necessities, and encourage the use of the barter system. Of course the economy will be great because people wont be so worried about going to jail and stressing out about money and shit and we'll be making so much money that we'll just have to distribute our resources evenly among all the citizens and help everyone else on earth out with getting with the clean vibe.

Instead of jail we'll set up a bunch of learning centers in Greenland where if you commit crimes against nature or humanity you will be sent there and educated and treated like a human until you are deemed wise enough to rejoin society.

centralized free health care and medicine.. freely available to all citizens, as well as education. Important decisions will be made by popular or overwhelming vote unless it's harmful to life or environment. We'll set up a message board where you can post your opinions and concerns and the "senators" have to respond and address the issues..hah

oh and we'll share our food and medicine and shit with the other countries that don't have it.


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Re: me for president [Re: Shroomism]
    #3696616 - 01/29/05 02:41 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

When are you going to start asking for campaign donations?

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Re: me for president [Re: spud]
    #3696623 - 01/29/05 02:43 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

I don't need no stinking campaign donations


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Re: me for president [Re: Shroomism]
    #3696632 - 01/29/05 02:45 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

can i be veep? i'll give you 12 dollars

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Re: me for president [Re: Shroomism]
    #3696633 - 01/29/05 02:45 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Then how will you fix your teef?

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Re: me for president [Re: spud]
    #3696636 - 01/29/05 02:46 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

with the free health care and dental care
Hendo.. yeah you can be VP
and 13eetleJuice ... you can be executive of keeping it real


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Re: me for president [Re: Shroomism]
    #3696656 - 01/29/05 02:50 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

What can I be?

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Re: me for president [Re: Shroomism]
    #3696665 - 01/29/05 02:52 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

awesome...i propose the white house be converted into the world's largest coffee shop

and i want a name tag that says "veep"...that's all

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Re: me for president [Re: spud]
    #3696675 - 01/29/05 02:54 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

You can be whatever you want to be because that's the beauty of a free education and open system


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Re: me for president [Re: Shroomism]
    #3696680 - 01/29/05 02:56 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Let me also emphasize that no one will be making trillions of dollars.. nor will anyone be in the depths of poverty and debt.. funds will be more practically distributed.


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Re: me for president [Re: JettaJay]
    #3696692 - 01/29/05 02:59 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

JettaJay said:
Why not ????




Well...like Delta said : that wouldn't be very smart...someone would invade us if we got rid of all our military.
We need to be able to defend ourself.

But...we do need to scale down the military.

We also need to stop fighting other peoples Wars...you think we would have learned a lesson from Viet Nam...but we haven't.

We need to feed our own people before trying to help the rest of the world.
We have how many kids going hungry?
Yet "feed the children" raises money to send food to other parts of the world...something is wrong with their thinking.

We have how many homeless people in the USA?
Get rid of the fucking golf courses and put up houses for people that need a roof over their head.

Everyone in the USA should have medical, dental, food, a roof over their head and a good education.

I'm 44 years old...old enough to run for office...and I wouldn't want to be President.
But I'd love to see a man take office that had some fucking balls!!!
Someone that would do the right thing...and not take money from Oil companies, Tobacco companies, Big business!!!~
Someone that our fore fathers would be proud of...for making a difference.

Jimi Hendrix said it well - When the power of Love overcomes the Love of power, then the world will know Peace.

Amen Jimi...Amen


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Re: me for president [Re: Roadkill]
    #3696698 - 01/29/05 03:01 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

YES!!

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Re: me for president [Re: Shroomism]
    #3696718 - 01/29/05 03:09 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

If Shroomism becomes President then who the fuck am I going to rebel against?

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Re: me for president [Re: Hendostan]
    #3696719 - 01/29/05 03:09 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

here are my proposals:

doctors, dentists, farmers, and teachers will share in the profits of our booming marijuana and hemp industry while providing those services to those who need it free of charge


the need for oil will be elminated through veggie diesel


no one will work summers in order to travel to festivals and gatherings


the fifty stars on the flag will be arranged in a peace sign :peace:

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Re: me for president [Re: Adamist]
    #3696722 - 01/29/05 03:09 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

The entire country that attempts to overthrow him.

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Re: me for president [Re: spud]
    #3696770 - 01/29/05 03:22 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

I dunno what I'd do with myself if I were caught in the majority... :confused:

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Re: me for president [Re: Shroomism]
    #3697326 - 01/29/05 07:25 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

you know that power corrupts people :smile:

anyways, we have some fine candidates with some fine plans.


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Re: me for president [Re: Roadkill]
    #3697564 - 01/29/05 09:01 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Roadkill said:
Quote:

JettaJay said:
Why not ????




Well...like Delta said : that wouldn't be very smart...someone would invade us if we got rid of all our military.
We need to be able to defend ourself.

But...we do need to scale down the military.

We also need to stop fighting other peoples Wars...you think we would have learned a lesson from Viet Nam...but we haven't.

We need to feed our own people before trying to help the rest of the world.
We have how many kids going hungry?
Yet "feed the children" raises money to send food to other parts of the world...something is wrong with their thinking.

We have how many homeless people in the USA?
Get rid of the fucking golf courses and put up houses for people that need a roof over their head.

Everyone in the USA should have medical, dental, food, a roof over their head and a good education.

I'm 44 years old...old enough to run for office...and I wouldn't want to be President.
But I'd love to see a man take office that had some fucking balls!!!
Someone that would do the right thing...and not take money from Oil companies, Tobacco companies, Big business!!!~
Someone that our fore fathers would be proud of...for making a difference.

Jimi Hendrix said it well - When the power of Love overcomes the Love of power, then the world will know Peace.

Amen Jimi...Amen






well typed well typed !!!!!! I agree !!! You swayed my decision !!!!


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Re: me for president [Re: Shroomism]
    #3697641 - 01/29/05 09:35 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

You have very socialist policies, I wouldn't agree with many of them. I like some of your stances, such as the legalization of drugs and prostitution, but the government intervention should be radically lowered. There's no need to take away money from people just because they've been successful and earned billions, or to give people money because they've been unsuccessful and are in porverty. C'est la vie, there are differences in life, and it's best to just let the decisions go to the people rather than the government.

The main issue I would believe needs some government intervention is the environment, as otherwise corporations only get loss from having environmentally-friendly policies. It's worth it to ruin the earth for future citizens for a quick buck to many of them, and so more Green policies would be needed, even if in the short-term they hindered the polluting sectors of the economy.


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Re: me for president [Re: Ravus]
    #3697746 - 01/29/05 10:01 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Me neither you aren't getting my vote. Your taxes would kill us all.

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Re: me for president [Re: Adom]
    #3697763 - 01/29/05 10:10 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

I will not be running against shroomism, as I will not be able to make the cut in that time...  Instead:

2020 Libertarian Candidate delta9 - The first 3rd Party Candidate Elected

:lipsrsealed:

I'm mostly libertarian- view of my party's stance on many of these issues  :grin:

Freemarket > Socialism - this we know...  It's nice and idealistic to think everyone will do their part, but it's just a sad fact that some people are damn lazy so they do not deserve the same benefits that hard working people get.


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Re: me for president [Re: delta9]
    #3697771 - 01/29/05 10:16 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

You got my vote!

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Re: me for president [Re: Shroomism]
    #3697785 - 01/29/05 10:21 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

$20 for minimum wage??? Unemployment's gonna skyrocket!

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Re: me for president [Re: Ravus]
    #3697788 - 01/29/05 10:23 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Ravus said:
You have very socialist policies, I wouldn't agree with many of them. I like some of your stances, such as the legalization of drugs and prostitution, but the government intervention should be radically lowered. There's no need to take away money from people just because they've been successful and earned billions, or to give people money because they've been unsuccessful and are in porverty. C'est la vie, there are differences in life, and it's best to just let the decisions go to the people rather than the government.

The main issue I would believe needs some government intervention is the environment, as otherwise corporations only get loss from having environmentally-friendly policies. It's worth it to ruin the earth for future citizens for a quick buck to many of them, and so more Green policies would be needed, even if in the short-term they hindered the polluting sectors of the economy.



Ravus for president! :cool:

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Re: me for president [Re: Shroomism]
    #3697846 - 01/29/05 10:38 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

You do not have my vote?

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Re: me for president [Re: Shroomism]
    #3697864 - 01/29/05 10:41 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Unfortunately, i fear that bringing peace to earth is going to be much more complicated than that. The system is too complex for it to be dismantled so easily.


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Re: me for president [Re: exclusive58]
    #3697882 - 01/29/05 10:49 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Not really..I mean the whole idea that those who are running the system still have much if any credibillity left whatsoever is merly an illusion being re-planted in people on a regular basis via your media and frequent phony political debates..

The way things have been going I'm sure the rugs gonna be pulled out from under them sooner or later

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Re: me for president [Re: Shroomism]
    #3698166 - 01/29/05 11:54 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Screw the spiritual learning centers and I'm down.

However... the president has to get up early and travel around meeting with world leaders and spend almost no time relaxing... you ready for that?


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Re: me for president [Re: Shroomism]
    #3698231 - 01/29/05 12:13 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

we'll be making so much money that we'll just have to distribute our resources evenly among all the citizens




Quote:

Let me also emphasize that no one will be making trillions of dollars.. nor will anyone be in the depths of poverty and debt.. funds will be more practically distributed.






Can you say "communism"?

Don't get me wrong, Shroomism, I love you, man. And I'd like to see major changes in the way the country's being run, but you wouldn't have a snowball's chance in hell of being elected the first long-haired, tatooed, trippin', smokin', radical POTUS.

Although, I'd vote for you. :lol:


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Re: me for president [Re: Phluck]
    #3698566 - 01/29/05 01:37 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Sure, that's the job right?
It would be fun trying to get everyone to stop bombing and shooting everyone else. One of my primary directives will be to eliminate national borders as we are all people and children of the Earth. We'll see how that one blows over :wink:

A major focus in my goals will be to eliminate emissions from vehicles and phase out the oil industry completely. Instead we will use natural, renewable, hemp methanol to power our vehicles. If I don't get assasinated.. then I'll go after the corporations and industries and require them to be responsible for environmental care as well. Stop dumping shit into the water and start cleaning it instead.

I'm not going to take billions of dollars away from people, I'm only going to set it up so that it is much easier for the common person to find good reliable work.. and that everyone who works makes enough money to not only survive, but live comfortably. Laws will apply equally to all citizens; regardless of race, sex, income, social status, or political affiliation. Taxes? well they will be lowered, because instead of spending billions fighting a war on drugs and locking up non-violent "offenders" of victimless crimes.. We will be making billions from the production and sale of hemp.


[cue patriotic music]
Sure.. voting for me is taking a chance.. I may not be a Yale graduate, and I may not be in the Skull and Bones.. but gosh darnit I care. I care about the future of you and your children, and the happiness and security of everyone. I care about freedom, after all isn't that what America is about? It's a chance for a better tomorrow.. for you and for me.

Sure.. my detractors have a lot to say about crazy words like "socialism" and "communism".. but one cannot define oneself and set of principles with a simple word. I may make some mistakes, as I am a human.. I am not perfect.. but I will learn from those mistakes and always do what is in the best public interest. If one of my policies is too "crazy" and the Americans think I'm "insane".. then by golly I will listen. Because that's what democracy is all about.. listening to the people. I am flexible.. what I say as an idea right now may turn out to be impractical in reality, and so I will ditch that plan for a better and more efficient solution!

I'm not going to lie to you, and tell you what you want to hear so you will vote for me, or slander the other candidates.. then not do anything I said I was going to do when I am elected. I just want to serve the country and represent the peoples of the United States in the most humble and progressive way possible. God Bless Taiwan.


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Re: me for president [Re: Shroomism]
    #3698598 - 01/29/05 01:50 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

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Sure, that's the job right?
It would be fun trying to get everyone to stop bombing and shooting everyone else. One of my primary directives will be to eliminate national borders as we are all people and children of the Earth. We'll see how that one blows over :wink:



If you eliminate borders, then what exactly will you be president of?

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A major focus in my goals will be to eliminate emissions from vehicles and phase out the oil industry completely.



Eliminate emissions???  Good luck with that.  Try something easier, like finding a cure for AIDS.

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Instead we will use natural, renewable, hemp methanol to power our vehicles.



This won't eliminate emissions.  It will just reduce them.

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If I don't get assasinated.. then I'll go after the corporations and industries and require them to be responsible for environmental care as well. Stop dumping shit into the water and start cleaning it.



We already have laws for that.

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[cue patriotic music]
Sure.. voting for me is taking a chance.. I may not be a Yale graduate, and I may not be in the Skull and Bones.. but gosh darnit I care. I care about the future of you and your children, and the happiness and security of everyone. I care about freedom, after all isn't that what America is about? It's a chance for a better tomorrow.. for you and for me.



You've got your heart in the right place, but I'm afraid I can't say the same for your head.

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Sure.. my detractors have a lot to say about crazy words like "socialism" and "communism".. but one cannot define oneself and set of principles with a simple word. I may make some mistakes, as I am a human.. I am not perfect.. but I will learn from those mistakes and always do what is in the best public interest. If one of my policies is too "crazy" and the Americans think I'm "insane".. then by golly I will listen. Because that's what democracy is all about.. listening to the people. I am flexible.. what I say as an idea right now may turn out to be impractical in reality, and so I will ditch that plan for a better and more efficient solution!



It'd be better to understand why your policies are impractical and harmful before you implement them.

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I'm not going to lie to you, and tell you what you want to hear so you will vote for me, or slander the other candidates.. then not do anything I said I was going to do when I am elected. I just want to serve the country and represent the peoples of the United States in the most humble and progressive way possible. God Bless Taiwan.



Actually, I think it'd be better if you did break some of campaign promises.

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Re: me for president [Re: Paou]
    #3698613 - 01/29/05 01:56 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

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Paou said:
If you eliminate borders, then what exactly will you be president of?




We'll keep borders for historical and mapping purposes only :wink:


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Eliminate emissions???  Good luck with that.  Try something easier, like finding a cure for AIDS.




I'll try both.


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This won't eliminate emissions.  It will just reduce them.




???? http://fornits.com/curiosity/hemp/biomassa.htm


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If I don't get assasinated.. then I'll go after the corporations and industries and require them to be responsible for environmental care as well. Stop dumping shit into the water and start cleaning it.



We already have laws for that.




I will enforce them.


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It'd be better to understand why your policies are impractical and harmful before you implement them.




Exactly.. that's why I'm starting now.. I haven't implemented anything yet..


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Actually, I think it'd be better if you did break some of campaign promises.




And I probably will.


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Re: me for president [Re: Shroomism]
    #3698620 - 01/29/05 01:58 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

emission-
A substance discharged into the air, especially by an internal combustion engine.

I know what you meant, but a note on semantics, that's like saying you'd eliminate smoke from fires.

Harmful emissions do need to be severely reduced though, not only are we emitting greenhouse gases into the environment but we're also dimming the sun's rays on earth from all the shit we burn. The earth is in peril indeed, and while I don't agree with many of your socialist policies I would support your environmental ones.

Nonetheless you put too much power and faith into government. Government is an evil that should only be used when absolutely needed, as use it too often and those seeking power will abuse it. Give more rights to the people man, you don't need to tell them they can't exceed a certain amount of money, or take resources from the successful and give it to those who are not. Let them be, and reduce the government's power to as small as possible.


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Re: me for president [Re: Ravus]
    #3698627 - 01/29/05 02:01 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

shh you'll ruin it. I'm going to give the power back to the people but you'll never get into the system that way.
Keep it our little secret.  :scrambled:


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Re: me for president [Re: Shroomism]
    #3698634 - 01/29/05 02:03 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

You can win my vote if you defeat me in a psychic battle.
meeneenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenene


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Re: me for president [Re: TinTree]
    #3698795 - 01/29/05 02:47 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

I'd vote  :bow:


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Re: me for president [Re: TinTree]
    #3698805 - 01/29/05 02:50 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

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You can win my vote if you defeat me in a psychic battle.
meeneenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenene




/Loads a phat clip with psi bullets into the ion transformer brainwave shooter and unloads a shower of bullets on tin tree/


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Re: me for president [Re: Hendostan]
    #3698925 - 01/29/05 03:34 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

i wanna be secretary of partying down.

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Re: me for president [Re: Paou]
    #3698928 - 01/29/05 03:35 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

:rotfl: that was hilarious...pa&l tactics in the pub...genius

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Re: me for president [Re: Shroomism]
    #3698930 - 01/29/05 03:36 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

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lets aim for 2008, we can bend the rules a little..





You will have to be Oliver Cromwell and deliver glorious revolution.

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Re: me for president [Re: dressel11]
    #3698934 - 01/29/05 03:38 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

hell yeah you can be secretary of partying down, with your permission pres shroomism

we got beetlejuice keeping it real, me as veep (not vice president, veep), who else do we need? lots and lots of ladies maybe...secretaries of loooove

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Re: me for president [Re: Hendostan]
    #3699002 - 01/29/05 04:00 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

but of course.. we need a secretary of partying down


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Re: me for president [Re: Shroomism]
    #3699029 - 01/29/05 04:08 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

As Executive Realkeeper, I second this motion.


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Re: me for president [Re: 13eetleJuice]
    #3699032 - 01/29/05 04:09 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

It's offical then


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Re: me for president [Re: Shroomism]
    #3699139 - 01/29/05 04:52 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

got mine


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Re: me for president [Re: joecrab]
    #3699141 - 01/29/05 04:52 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

The Chuckle Brothers are now President of the Shroomery


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Re: me for president [Re: Hendostan]
    #3701147 - 01/30/05 03:47 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

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Hendostan said:
lots and lots of ladies maybe...secretaries of loooove




Ohhh yeah.


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Re: me for president [Re: AbstractHarmonix]
    #3701233 - 01/30/05 04:33 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

As Official Executive of Keeping It Real, I shall inform our President elect, Shroomism, of my nomination of XOIIAresIIOX to the official position of Secretary of Lurve.


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Re: me for president [Re: 13eetleJuice]
    #3713082 - 02/01/05 11:11 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Ohhhh yeah!

Main Entry: lurve
Part of Speech: noun, verb
Definition: romantic infatuation; love; also written lerve
Etymology: humorous mispronunciation of `love'
Usage: colloquial


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Re: me for president [Re: Shroomism]
    #3715574 - 02/01/05 08:03 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

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I'm not 35 yet, but I was born in the US.

I'll delete the DEA and fuck everything in the government up and I won't invade any countries and minimum wage will be 20 bucks and you can buy acid and weed at the store cheap.. but you have to be 18.. and free education and health care and spiritual learning centers instead of a military, and whatever else is cool. 



Holy shit, you have my vote brother!  :tongue2: :cool: :hippie:


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Re: me for president [Re: Shroomism]
    #3715616 - 02/01/05 08:08 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

I would vote for you! sounds good..acid and weed at the store. why not? ..Sweet! :wink:

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Re: me for president [Re: Dark_Star]
    #3715771 - 02/01/05 08:31 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Can I be the Minister of Interior Conciousness?  :cool: :weirdeyes:


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Re: me for president [Re: Dark_Star]
    #3727294 - 02/03/05 09:06 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

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Can I be the Minister of Interior Conciousness?  :cool: :weirdeyes:



i like it!

And i will be the sinister for external delusion....or somethin'


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Re: me for president [Re: AbstractHarmonix]
    #3727308 - 02/03/05 09:08 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

I think that tthe Vandals said it best when they said, "Anarchy burger, hold the government!"  :grin:


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