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InvisibleFecalDildo
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Cheese
    #3695756 - 01/28/05 11:55 PM (12 years, 26 days ago)

I have come to the conclusion that cheese is the ultimate reality. It is all encompassing and all-revealing. It is the up and the down. The left and the right. It is with us from birth to death. It follows us wherever we go.

Any thoughts?


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Re: Cheese [Re: FecalDildo]
    #3695769 - 01/28/05 11:58 PM (12 years, 26 days ago)

are you high ?


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Re: Cheese [Re: FecalDildo]
    #3695771 - 01/28/05 11:59 PM (12 years, 26 days ago)

Yeah.. but it's too expensive


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Re: Cheese [Re: FecalDildo]
    #3695819 - 01/29/05 12:10 AM (12 years, 26 days ago)

String Cheese? :confused:

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Re: Cheese [Re: Adamist]
    #3695837 - 01/29/05 12:16 AM (12 years, 26 days ago)

The ultimate reality is your waking life... not some fuckin cheese.


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Re: Cheese [Re: Ginseng1]
    #3695840 - 01/29/05 12:17 AM (12 years, 26 days ago)

Unless you're talking about C.R.E.A.M... then I agree completely


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Re: Cheese [Re: Ginseng1]
    #3696402 - 01/29/05 03:41 AM (12 years, 26 days ago)

cheese is pretty good.  i mean...  not the best, i like it before it molds a lot better.

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Re: Cheese [Re: FecalDildo]
    #3696404 - 01/29/05 03:43 AM (12 years, 26 days ago)

you're a slave to the opioid receptors in your brain

cheese is a mindfuck


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Re: Cheese [Re: FecalDildo]
    #3696412 - 01/29/05 03:45 AM (12 years, 26 days ago)

damn you emmett @_@

you have spread the secret of cheese.

I'll have to plant spiders and eggs in your dread locks now.


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Re: Cheese [Re: Merkin]
    #3696425 - 01/29/05 03:48 AM (12 years, 26 days ago)

dude!!!!!!!!! what if you could get some hash oil into a can of chees whizz, grab some ritz and chomp away!!!


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Re: Cheese [Re: Ginseng1]
    #3696426 - 01/29/05 03:48 AM (12 years, 26 days ago)

Quote:

Ginseng1 said:
The ultimate reality is cheese... not your waking life.




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Re: Cheese [Re: Merkin]
    #3696428 - 01/29/05 03:49 AM (12 years, 26 days ago)

Cheese in a can! Now there's happiness wrapped up in an aluminum sleeve and propelled onto crackers on your very whim by chloroflourocarbons at the push of a nifty point and shoot nozzle! It just doesn't get any better than this folks.


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Re: Cheese [Re: sui]
    #3696430 - 01/29/05 03:49 AM (12 years, 26 days ago)

emmett conclusions equal interesting conclusions about reality...


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eat 'em all. The only way to introduce yourself to Lucy :wink:




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Re: Cheese [Re: Thoth]
    #3696556 - 01/29/05 04:22 AM (12 years, 26 days ago)

Ah. But what happens to the cheese once our body has stripped it of anything and everything it wants or needs? It exits our bum,
as a steamy poop.

So, if cheese IS in fact reality, does our mind strip our personal reality of it's similar wants and needs and produce a "Fecal" waste reality for no one else to enjoy? (or at least enjoy in the same way?)


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Re: Cheese [Re: NachoPoop]
    #3696590 - 01/29/05 04:32 AM (12 years, 26 days ago)

lol you've boggled your mind too much with this cheese. like i have. watch out. it gets scary.


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Re: Cheese [Re: Merkin]
    #3696640 - 01/29/05 04:47 AM (12 years, 26 days ago)

Cheese.. Pure and holy...



Maximum Cheese



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Re: Cheese [Re: NachoPoop]
    #3696643 - 01/29/05 04:47 AM (12 years, 26 days ago)

that is one creepy ass avatar


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Re: Cheese [Re: Hendostan]
    #3696816 - 01/29/05 05:32 AM (12 years, 26 days ago)

i'd rather get fucked up then eat cheese


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Re: Cheese [Re: FecalDildo]
    #3696834 - 01/29/05 05:39 AM (12 years, 26 days ago)

The A-Z of Chesse
Ya, um .. Yummy....
Quote:

Dear Friends,

Pus is not dangerous. Pus is rather delicious, especially when it's mixed with sugar and frozen, or bubbly hot atop marinara sauce and pizza. Fermented pus with acidophilus bacteria makes for a tasty breakfast, especially if jellied fruit preserves are mixed in. I used to enjoy Dannon's pus, but Brown Cow makes a brand where the saturated fat rises to the surface. Now, that's 'hearty' food!

Many of my dairy-producing adversaries get upset when I reveal that milk is merely pus with hormones. Ten pounds of milk are used to make one pound of cheese. Cheese is concentrated pus.





Quote:

Headlines in Canadian newspapers revealed that dangerous
levels of cancer-forming chemicals taint the foods that
Canadians eat, and compromise the safety of their citizens.

Montreal's daily newspaper, La Presse, obtained a secret
study performed by Canada's Food Inspection Service. The
terrible news is that PCBs and dioxins were found to be
dangerously high in certain foods.

The higher up one goes on the food chain, the more
concentrated are these carcinogens in the flesh and body
fluids of animals.

The page one story in Canada's La Presse revealed:

"The standard measurement set by the World Health
Organization (WHO) allows for a maximum five picograms of
toxic agents (or five parts per trillion) per gram of fat in
foods, at which point they should be withdrawn from the
market."

The Canadian study revealed that the level of dioxin found
in cheese was 250% higher than that permitted by WHO. Eggs,
pork, and been contained more than four times the safe level
of dioxins.

This news should be reason for reflection for all people.





Yummy  :cool:


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Re: Cheese [Re: FecalDildo]
    #3696990 - 01/29/05 06:49 AM (12 years, 26 days ago)

emt i can't believe this thread! you have all rubbed off on each other like melted mozzarella creating one VERY cheesy circle of friendships... it's what happens when you take rainbow too seriously. you turn gay

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