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InvisibleJim
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I cured cancer and my flat tire with the same chemical
    #3683373 - 01/26/05 01:55 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Well, I did in my dream last night. I dreamt that I discovered that the same compound responsible for making cells go malignant also makes car tires go flat in the cold. I am brilliant!


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Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.


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InvisibleTYL3R
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Re: I cured cancer and my flat tire with the same chemical [Re: Jim]
    #3683419 - 01/26/05 02:02 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

...ahem...what is it?....


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OfflinePathos
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Re: I cured cancer and my flat tire with the same chemical [Re: Jim]
    #3683432 - 01/26/05 02:05 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

I'll bet it was tomatoe juice. It can also be used to get out the stink of a skunk


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Invisibleflowstone
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Re: I cured cancer and my flat tire with the same chemical [Re: Jim]
    #3683446 - 01/26/05 02:08 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

speaking of dreams I had my first lucid dream in a while..

I was in my truck driving down this dark road.. I started swerving and loosing control.. This is when I realized I was dreaming because I thought to myself " I never drive like this"

Once I consciously realized it, it was a RUSH!! It only lasted 10 seconds, I decided to try my limits.. I floored it in my truck and started flaying down the road.. I was pumping adrenaline out in the deepest of sleeps..
10 seconds later( maybe 10 minutes dream time) I snapped out of it into another dream


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InvisiblePaou
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Re: I cured cancer and my flat tire with the same chemical [Re: TYL3R]
    #3683550 - 01/26/05 02:27 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

x_TYLER_x said:
...ahem...what is it?....



Nothing that a little Robitussin can't handle.



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InvisibleJim
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Re: I cured cancer and my flat tire with the same chemical [Re: Paou]
    #3686438 - 01/26/05 10:55 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

it was orange juice mixed with a secret :wink:


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