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Reservoir Tiznek
    #367408 - 08/05/01 09:39 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I got these muthafuckin cakes, biznatch! Word! And they don't wanna be gettin all dry an' shit. So I's gots ta figure out a stank nassy way to get these mofos a muthafuckin drink of a 40 of H2-muthafuckin-O. My Bitch was rushin my ass, so I couldn't get the vermiculite all up in the shit before I busted a syringe nut on da bitch ass cake! I heard some muthafucka talk some shit about using a muthafuckin cracka's handyman drill with some 3/8s of an inch bit to drill this bitch in the ass and then use a honky straw to hydriznate it. I don't wanna be back up in here askin, "Uh-Uh, why, Uh-why come the cakes ain't flushin or liftin the seat? Uh-Uh, why, Uh-why come they be turnin all blue and shit? Uh-Uh, why, Uh-why come they be all dry and Stanky?" So, help a playa out. Stay up playboyz.

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Re: Reservoir Tiznek [Re: StankyBitch]
    #367415 - 08/05/01 09:49 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Took me a couple tries to translate that. If you already have a terrarium setup with perlite or whatever humidification tek and your cakes are still dry, try cutting a 3 inch piece of a clean wrapped straw stick that down through the top of the cake and take a "core sample" and remove the straw and cylinder of cake inside of it. then take the remaining part of the straw (make sure its still wrapped up and stick that down into the hole you just created. now fill that straw with distilled h20 and wait a day. Also you might want to cold shock he cake if pins don't form in a few days.

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Re: Reservoir Tiznek [Re: StankyBitch]
    #367714 - 08/06/01 01:52 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Yo StankyBitch, wuddup hoe!
Yo, it goes like this... On yo's next batch of cakes dat you be makin', before you cook them in the presha cooka, stick a drill bit into them's asses using your hand... Then, put some motha fukin' verm into them hoe's, dry verm bitch! Now all's you gotta do is put some wata into them assholes whenever them's need it! Word, hoe!



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Re: Reservoir Tiznek [Re: Shiznitz]
    #367755 - 08/06/01 03:17 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

ah, my head hurts.


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