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What does "rhizomorphic" mean?
    #3662380 - 01/22/05 12:52 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Does it mean how far and fast the strands of the mycelium grow?


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Re: What does "rhizomorphic" mean? [Re: Land_Crab]
    #3662385 - 01/22/05 12:54 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

SEARCH, GODDAMN YOU, SEARCH!!

CLICK THE SEARCH BUTTON! USE THE GODDAMN SEARCH FUNCTION!

NOBODY TELL HIM WHAT IT MEANS!!
LET HIM LEARN HOW TO SEARCH!!


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Re: What does "rhizomorphic" mean? [Re: MycoJunkie]
    #3662398 - 01/22/05 12:57 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

lolzzz

too funny!~


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Re: What does "rhizomorphic" mean? [Re: Roadkill]
    #3662401 - 01/22/05 12:58 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

When are these bastards gonna learn? I really wish we could establish a 1-7 day ban from posting on the forum for this kind of expression of sheer ignorance and stupidity. They'd still be able to read posts, and especially SEARCH, just not post in an incredibly moronic way.

And if anyone is reading this: DON'T TELL HIM WHAT RHIZOMORPHIC MEANS!! LET HIM SEARCH!


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Re: What does "rhizomorphic" mean? [Re: Land_Crab]
    #3662411 - 01/22/05 01:02 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

What the hell is wrong with you people? I purposefully posted the question publicly so that others might benefit from the answer. You think I'm not aware there's a search function?


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Re: What does "rhizomorphic" mean? [Re: Land_Crab]
    #3662416 - 01/22/05 01:05 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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What the hell is wrong with you people? I purposefully posted the question publicly so that others might benefit from the answer. You think I'm not aware there's a search function?




AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Seriously, don't be stupid. Don't. Stop it. Goddamnit, stop being a dumbass. Oh yeah, thats right, you're probably incapable. In any case, YOU'RE POLLUTING THE FORUM! N00bs don't need to know what Rhizo is!! If they want to know what it is, they can SEARCH for it!

If more people searched for answers to their questions, there would be a lot more relevant topics for analysis and commenting and a lot less questions that have already been asked and answered 30x +

If anyone needs to know what Rhizo is, they can... Oh wait, what was I about to say?

Could you possibly finish that sentence for me?
What could they possibly do to find the answer to 95% of questions asked in this forum?

Damn... I forgot. Does anybody know? Anyone at all?


SEARCH!!!

Alright, listen. I'm sry for being a dick. I'm just fed up with all of these questions that could be easily answered by a click of the search button. I'm tired of it.


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Edited by MycoJunkie (01/22/05 01:11 PM)


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Re: What does "rhizomorphic" mean? [Re: MycoJunkie]
    #3662439 - 01/22/05 01:13 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

MycoJunkie said:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Seriously, don't be stupid. Don't. Stop it. Goddamnit, stop being a dumbass. Oh yeah, thats right, you're probably incapable. In any case, YOU'RE POLLUTING THE FORUM! N00bs don't need to know what Rhizo is!! If they want to know what it is, they can SEARCH for it!

If more people searched for answers to their questions, there would be a lot more relevant topics for analysis and commenting and a lot less questions that have already been asked and answered 30x +

If anyone needs to know what Rhizo is, they can... Oh wait, what was I about to say?

Could you possibly finish that sentence for me?
What could they possibly do to find the answer to 95% of questions asked in this forum?

Damn... I forgot. Does anybody know? Anyone at all?


SEARCH!!!

Alright, listen. I'm sry for being a dick. I'm just fed up with all of these questions that could be easily answered by a click of the search button. I'm tired of it.




Are you finished?


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Re: What does "rhizomorphic" mean? [Re: Land_Crab]
    #3662441 - 01/22/05 01:14 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah, I'm afraid so. Oh yeah, btw:

NOBODY TELL THIS GUY WHAT RHIZOMORPHIC MEANS!!

Eventually he'll discover that there is such thing as a search function. It may take him weeks, it may take him months, but he'll come around eventually.

He claims to have already discovered the search function, however he is either too inept or simply unequipped to move his cursor X amount of pixels and make that single, daring attempt to find an answer for himself!

One last thing:

DON'T TELL HIM WHAT RHIZOMORPHIC MEANS!!

On a lighter note, I have a question for you, Land Crab. I havn't yet scowered the forum for an answer, because I believe that one does not yet exist for this particular question:

Have you found out what Rhizomorphic means?

Not that I'm gonna tell ya, but just so you could answer your own question, and so that this thread can finally be considered insignificant, locked, and we can all move on with our happy lives.

If ya ever find out, go ahead and post the answer here, so that you can cancel out your own thread and be able to tell me that I have wasted time and energy making a fool out of yourself as well as my own self.


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Re: What does "rhizomorphic" mean? [Re: Land_Crab]
    #3662451 - 01/22/05 01:18 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Holy shit man! You flamed the amazing hell out of that guy. I think the search isnt used enough either but fuck!


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Re: What does "rhizomorphic" mean? [Re: MycoJunkie]
    #3662454 - 01/22/05 01:20 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Oh, I know what rhizomorphic means.  It's actually rather simple, I could bang it out on the keyboard in about 8 seconds.  Of course, there's a search function, so anyone else who might be interested can find out for themselves.

So it would appear, after all, that your precious search function does not have all the best answers.  Checkmate.  :wink:


Edited by Land_Crab (01/22/05 06:43 PM)


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Re: What does "rhizomorphic" mean? [Re: Land_Crab]
    #3662468 - 01/22/05 01:26 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Land_Crab said:
Does it mean how far and fast the strands of the mycelium grow?




Click here!~

Good luck!~


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Re: What does "rhizomorphic" mean? [Re: Roadkill]
    #3662504 - 01/22/05 01:39 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

What a good person Roadkill is.

Not nearly as much of an intolerable prick as I am.


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Re: What does "rhizomorphic" mean? [Re: MycoJunkie]
    #3662541 - 01/22/05 01:48 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

the next person who uses search for rhizomorphic will find this thread and no answer...


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Re: What does "rhizomorphic" mean? [Re: lepiota]
    #3663071 - 01/22/05 04:53 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

well im as noobly as they come and i just found out what it means.
more than that i found out i am having it right now!

the search thing does give u a hit ... but dude... u have to say the magic word... if u do that u will find that your awnser is in a most appropriate place...


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Re: What does "rhizomorphic" mean? [Re: Vertigo6911]
    #3663394 - 01/22/05 06:23 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

lmao lololololol land crab just stop while ur....... behind lmao


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Re: What does "rhizomorphic" mean? [Re: Shiin]
    #3663405 - 01/22/05 06:25 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

LOL I can't believe this is still alive.  :laugh: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

God I'm so embarrassed. :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: Wait,  :mad2:.  OK I feel better now.


Edited by Land_Crab (01/22/05 06:39 PM)


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Re: What does "rhizomorphic" mean? [Re: Land_Crab]
    #3663991 - 01/22/05 08:33 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

If the same old noob questions make you angry, your condition is permanent. There will always be noobs, and that's good. This would be a really boring forum if everyone had answers but no questions.

From the rule book;

Members should always strive to practice the following positive attributes:

Model the behavior they want others to emulate: read carefully and post entertainingly, informatively, and economically, acknowledge other people by name, assume good will, assert trust until convinced otherwise, add knowledge, offer help, be slow to anger, apologize when wrong, politely ask for clarification, and exercise patience when your temper flares.

Nurture the community memory, pointing newcomers to archives, providing links to related conversations, past and present, hunting down resources to add to the collective pool of knowledge -- and teaching others to do it. Be the memory of the conference -- point and link to relevant info in the past or elsewhere in the community. Encourage others to search, retrieve and link info that has been valued by other members of the shroomery and praise people who do so.

Bring your situation to the administration if you are angry, puzzled, or otherwise uncertain about what to do.

Welcome new people.


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Re: What does "rhizomorphic" mean? [Re: ticktock]
    #3664042 - 01/22/05 08:51 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

"rhizomorphic" means green mycelium.  This is good thing :wink:


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Re: What does "rhizomorphic" mean? [Re: Flashman]
    #3664064 - 01/22/05 09:02 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

That's great advice, ticktock. It's something everyone should follow. I am mollified.


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Re: What does "rhizomorphic" mean? [Re: Land_Crab]
    #3664102 - 01/22/05 09:12 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

say... is that shelton/mavrides?


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