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BorgFace
PEENTASTIC
Registered: 11/30/04
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I really fucking hate it...
#3656348 - 01/20/05 10:43 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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When my cock touches the side of the toilet bowl.
God only knows what nasties are growing there, and are consequently now growing on my dick.
The bane of my life, my massive penis.
-------------------- Give me an ounce of civet, good apothecary, to sweeten my imagination!
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cisole
Master of the Beer Bong

Registered: 08/20/04
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Re: I really fucking hate it... [Re: BorgFace]
#3656354 - 01/20/05 10:44 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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ahhaha dude, pretty brave for the pub, that is almost a OTD topic bro...
anyways, good luck with your large penis
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notapillow
I want to be a fisherman


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Re: I really fucking hate it... [Re: BorgFace]
#3656355 - 01/20/05 10:45 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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yeah man my dick comes at leased an inch short of the side oh well live and learn...or somthing
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Herbal_Smokey
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Re: I really fucking hate it... [Re: BorgFace]
#3656356 - 01/20/05 10:45 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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hahahaha.... keep yo dik clean buddy.
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BorgFace
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Re: I really fucking hate it... [Re: cisole]
#3656359 - 01/20/05 10:45 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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How about if I ask what you hate, can it stay here?
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Ravus
Not an EggshellWalker


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Re: I really fucking hate it... [Re: BorgFace]
#3656367 - 01/20/05 10:47 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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I hate it when mine gets too long and touches the front.
Not to mention this hampers my pissing, as sometimes I'll piss right between the cracks of the seat and the porclein bowl, so I need to manually lower my member
Sucks, doesn't it?
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cisole
Master of the Beer Bong

Registered: 08/20/04
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Re: I really fucking hate it... [Re: BorgFace]
#3656371 - 01/20/05 10:47 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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haha I was just giving you a hard time, man yeah that is the worst, especially when It is on a public toilet, 10 times worse!
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kiss
numbnuts


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Re: I really fucking hate it... [Re: BorgFace]
#3656376 - 01/20/05 10:48 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Are you kidding...sometimes my cock will tickle the water down below. Man thats FucKiN cOld
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BorgFace
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Re: I really fucking hate it... [Re: Ravus]
#3656409 - 01/20/05 10:53 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Do you think being cut/uncut makes a difference?
Personally, I'm uncut so any bug that find its way into my peen will have a nice little incubator under my moist flaps of skin.
Maybe I can do an experiment, cataloguing the type of crotch rot you can get from a toilet...
Anywho I'm going to go lye my dick off.
-------------------- Give me an ounce of civet, good apothecary, to sweeten my imagination!
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dobinky
infoseeker

Registered: 01/30/03
Posts: 2,436
Loc: Wiki, Kentucky
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Re: I really fucking hate it... [Re: BorgFace]
#3656425 - 01/20/05 10:57 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
BorgFace said: Maybe I can do an experiment, cataloguing the type of crotch rot you can get from a toilet...
Anywho I'm going to go lye my dick off.
Or watch it fall off.
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