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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa
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    #3654468 - 01/20/05 06:27 PM (12 years, 16 hours ago)

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal.


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InvisibleBurke Dennings

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Re: . [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3654472 - 01/20/05 06:28 PM (12 years, 16 hours ago)

haha


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Re: . [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3654476 - 01/20/05 06:28 PM (12 years, 16 hours ago)

hehehe


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InvisibleAbstractHarmonix
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Re: . [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3654483 - 01/20/05 06:30 PM (12 years, 16 hours ago)

Oh goodness, haha.


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Re: . [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3654485 - 01/20/05 06:31 PM (12 years, 16 hours ago)

Well, not really. I have seen twins that have the same face where you would know they were twins, but look very different. It's not like if you see one, you've seen the other. Nice little story though...


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InvisibleAbstractHarmonix
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Re: . [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3654486 - 01/20/05 06:31 PM (12 years, 16 hours ago)

i got one for yah


Whaddyah call a cow with no legs?


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A plethora of music aspirations control my temptations of future revelations beyond "now". The percussion, and the heart beat of my love and devotion. The rhythm goes beyond, prying into the third eye, releasing the creativity held so far inside. The melodicies, through the out of tune pianos and broken classical guitars...there lies a beauty. A beauty as prevelent as the fire inside. To release these energies is pure ecstacy, to deveop these gifts is sacred. The vocality, so pure as can be, shying away from herself, lies within me. For the underlying serenitity, this is what I live for. I plea for harmony, and nothing more. Music equals love. Creation of love leads to the procreativity of the World, and it's spirals and puddles prevailing.


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InvisibleAbstractHarmonix
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Re: . [Re: AbstractHarmonix]
    #3654491 - 01/20/05 06:32 PM (12 years, 16 hours ago)

Ground beef... :rotfl:

Ok I know its bad but whatever.


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A plethora of music aspirations control my temptations of future revelations beyond "now". The percussion, and the heart beat of my love and devotion. The rhythm goes beyond, prying into the third eye, releasing the creativity held so far inside. The melodicies, through the out of tune pianos and broken classical guitars...there lies a beauty. A beauty as prevelent as the fire inside. To release these energies is pure ecstacy, to deveop these gifts is sacred. The vocality, so pure as can be, shying away from herself, lies within me. For the underlying serenitity, this is what I live for. I plea for harmony, and nothing more. Music equals love. Creation of love leads to the procreativity of the World, and it's spirals and puddles prevailing.


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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa
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Re: . [Re: AbstractHarmonix]
    #3654501 - 01/20/05 06:34 PM (12 years, 16 hours ago)

:sleepingcow:


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Re: . [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3654507 - 01/20/05 06:35 PM (12 years, 16 hours ago)

whats the best part about fucking twenty-five year olds?





















theres twenty of em


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Re: . [Re: AbstractHarmonix]
    #3654508 - 01/20/05 06:36 PM (12 years, 16 hours ago)

what do you call a guy in the bushes with no arms and no legs??




Russle.


What do you call a woman in the water with no arms and no legs??



Flo. 


Yeah those are lame...but I'm smoking a joint so they seem amusing :smile:


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InvisibleAbstractHarmonix
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Re: . [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3654509 - 01/20/05 06:36 PM (12 years, 16 hours ago)

Quote:

SHEIKofSHIITAKE said:
:sleepingcow:



haha  :thumbup:


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A plethora of music aspirations control my temptations of future revelations beyond "now". The percussion, and the heart beat of my love and devotion. The rhythm goes beyond, prying into the third eye, releasing the creativity held so far inside. The melodicies, through the out of tune pianos and broken classical guitars...there lies a beauty. A beauty as prevelent as the fire inside. To release these energies is pure ecstacy, to deveop these gifts is sacred. The vocality, so pure as can be, shying away from herself, lies within me. For the underlying serenitity, this is what I live for. I plea for harmony, and nothing more. Music equals love. Creation of love leads to the procreativity of the World, and it's spirals and puddles prevailing.


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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa
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Re: . [Re: Pathos]
    #3654545 - 01/20/05 06:45 PM (12 years, 16 hours ago)

How do you make a dead baby float?






1 dead baby
2 scoops ice cream


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Re: . [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3654651 - 01/20/05 07:11 PM (12 years, 16 hours ago)

:lol: nice


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Re: . [Re: Pathos]
    #3654673 - 01/20/05 07:14 PM (12 years, 15 hours ago)

what do you call a man with genital herpes?

man this isnt a very good joke.


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Re: . [Re: Pathos]
    #3654677 - 01/20/05 07:15 PM (12 years, 15 hours ago)

how many dead babys does it take to scre in a light bulb?

















































4


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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa
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Re: . [Re: Pathos]
    #3654684 - 01/20/05 07:17 PM (12 years, 15 hours ago)

how do u make a dead baby sink?
















pop its swimmies. :dead:


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Re: . [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3654709 - 01/20/05 07:23 PM (12 years, 15 hours ago)

whats worse than grabbing a baby and spinning it 35 mph in a circle?









stopping it with a shovel


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