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OfflineLightningfractal
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Where in the hell did God go?
    #3649272 - 01/19/05 04:22 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

He has not spoken to me in years. Does anyone now what the hell he's doing? Is he and jerry Garcia still shooting the shit or something?

I'm getting bored here on earth and I wish he would at least stop by every now and then to let me know what's going on like he used to.


I know he's been pretty buzy killing Indonesians and stuff, but he should take a break and check in. :thumbup:


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Re: Where in the hell did God go? [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #3649331 - 01/19/05 04:32 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Last I heard a "gone fishen" sign was hung on the pearly gates. :shrug:

It's every man and woman for himself round these parts!


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Offlineexclusive58
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Re: Where in the hell did God go? [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #3649376 - 01/19/05 04:38 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

oh no, lightningfractal, you didn't hear the news? I'm sorry to be the one announcing this to you, but... God is dead  :crying:

hehe :wink:


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OfflineGomp
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Re: Where in the hell did God go? [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
    #3649383 - 01/19/05 04:39 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Yes, God is in Hell.
and now, to get out, listen to yourself :P hahaha


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OfflineLightningfractal
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Re: Where in the hell did God go? [Re: exclusive58]
    #3649397 - 01/19/05 04:42 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

hahaha no he's not. it's more like what jiggy said above you.

well, I had hoped for a narration while I watch the end of the world, but I guess he's got to come back down here sooner or later.


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Re: Where in the hell did God go? [Re: Gomp]
    #3649408 - 01/19/05 04:44 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

I wanna see the veil seperating heaven and earth become torn finally away so that I can go shopping in heaven. walmart sucks


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Re: Where in the hell did God go? [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #3649409 - 01/19/05 04:44 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Go to church find a priest and kill him, then god will be dead. Or bump into a russian that is trying to make the people bow to his foot steps.

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Re: Where in the hell did God go? [Re: Droz]
    #3649413 - 01/19/05 04:44 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

I do not kill, just braincells


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Re: Where in the hell did God go? [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #3649424 - 01/19/05 04:47 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

God went meta


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Re: Where in the hell did God go? [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #3649430 - 01/19/05 04:48 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Are you sure you're not the one who killed god? You seem to have the profile of his suspected murderer..


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OfflineLightningfractal
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Re: Where in the hell did God go? [Re: slaphappy]
    #3649433 - 01/19/05 04:48 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

I should have just went to heaven with the fucking band! Dammit why did I wan't to see the world end! damn damn damammmmm!!!!


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Re: Where in the hell did God go? [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #3649519 - 01/19/05 05:03 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Lightningfractal said:
I wanna see the veil seperating heaven and earth become torn finally away so that I can go shopping in heaven. walmart sucks




and so, this.

:shocked: :thumbup: :heart:


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Invisiblejux
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Re: Where in the hell did God go? [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #3649532 - 01/19/05 05:06 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

God didn't go anywhere. You have to exist to go somewhere.


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OfflineLightningfractal
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Re: Where in the hell did God go? [Re: jux]
    #3649540 - 01/19/05 05:07 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

he was here before, he shook his fist at me.


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Re: Where in the hell did God go? [Re: jux]
    #3649662 - 01/19/05 05:33 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

jux said:
God didn't go anywhere. You have to exist to go somewhere.




The word god will always exist, it's all a matter of what meaning do we attach to the word.
God can only change definitions, he can't dissapear.


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Re: Where in the hell did God go? [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #3649676 - 01/19/05 05:35 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Did you look under the piles of stuff in your closets LF?


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Re: Where in the hell did God go? [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
    #3649688 - 01/19/05 05:38 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

you mean my pot plants?


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Re: Where in the hell did God go? [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #3649696 - 01/19/05 05:40 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

Maybe the dog buried him in the yard, do you have a dog?


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Re: Where in the hell did God go? [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #3649720 - 01/19/05 05:46 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

A friend just called, said she spotted him down at the pool hall with Lucifer, said they were smashed and hitting on chicks.


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Re: Where in the hell did God go? [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
    #3649733 - 01/19/05 05:48 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

He`s busy being schizophrenic - he believes he is all the people in the world, and whats worse, he believes it separately for every and each of the humans! Poor guy doesn't even know that he`s experiencing himself subjectively and that all the persons he meet on his way are always the same person, and all are in his head, because there is only ONE.

Poor God...


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