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OfflineMyPsyclobinSide
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Thought I Would Share
    #3648818 - 01/19/05 04:56 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Sometimes I enjoy writing short stories and/ or short skits. Seeing as this is my first post, I thought I would make one that is of considerable content. If you all like it, I will post more. If you don't, please tell me, I love getting feedback of any kind.

Thanks!

FADE IN


INT. CAR - NIGHT

Jim, a rough looking 19 year old is driving home on a main street through town. He is talking to himself as the sound comes in and you actually hear what he is saying to himself.

JIM
Hope I don't see a fucking cop. God I will be fucked....

Pause.

JIM
I should be ok though, it's been a few hours since my last drink. Hope mom is asleep, don't want to have to talk to her smelling like cheap beer and cigarette.

EXT. ROAD - NIGHT

The mid-90's model sedan rolls down the road and pulls in front of a small ranch style home.

EXT. HOUSE - NIGHT

Jim fiddles with his keys and walks into the house. Slowly and carefully holding the door as so it will not creak or slam when he closes it. Moaning and sexual noises are coming from the back of the house, his mother Sharon's room.

JIM
What the fuck.... dad is out of town.

Slowly Jim walks through the main hallway towards the rear of the house. The sound stops and his mother runs to the door and slams it shut.

JIM
Didn't mean to bother you mom... Um... I'm just gonna go to bed.

SHARON
Wait... wait...

INT. SHARON'S ROOM - NIGHT

In the bed rests a naked creature. The creature is humanoid with green skin that looks to be quite smooth. The body resembles that of a human male, but the head is shaped like a triangle with no hair. Extra detail is paid to the genital region, making sure the audience has time to take it all in.

CREATURE
Shit! Who is that?

SHARON
Shush! (moitions a quiet symbol with her hand)

JIM (from other side of door)
What's going on mom, I thought dad was out of town?

Sharon slips on her robe and opens the door just enough for her to slide out.

SHARON
I have company over Jim, I thought you were staying out tonight?

JIM
I felt like coming home.... why are you keeping the company so secret and I heard you having sex when I came in.... now whats going on? Is dad home or what?

SHARON
Oh you heard? Shit...well I guess I have some explaining to do.

JIM
That would be nice mom.

SHARON
Well Jim, you know your father goes out of town a lot, sometimes I just get lonely. But it isn't what you think!

Beat.

JIM
ISN'T WHAT I THINK?! I know what those noises are mom, I'm not stupid, what more do you need? Look around, this place is fantastic....

SHARON
You don't understand, this isn't about sex.... Ron is bringing me to new levels of pleasure that are beyond sexual, there isn't even any contact involved. I think you should meet him.

JIM
Fuck him!

SHARON
Don't you say that, Jim Erwin Williams! You know better then that.... RON! Come out here, we've been caught!

Ron walks out quite non-chalantly, not even bothering to cover up his naked body. Jim looks down in surpise.

JIM
My god he is hung like a horse! What the fuck is that thing? Is that supposed to be your dick or something?

SHARON
Jim!

RON
It's ok Sharon, this is a normal reaction to my kind. Remember, even you had it. People are shocked until I tell them it is of no real use, completley flaccid every moment of my life. You see Jim, the males of my species have flaccid members, and the females of our species abandoned us millenia ago, looking for something that could pleasure them. Luckily our reproduction is asexual, or we would of been extinct a long time ago.

JIM
So what are you doing in my house then?

RON
Ok, I was getting to that. Because my people can not pleasure our own kind, we have adapted to being able to pleaure other species quite efficently. I'm sure you heard your mother screaming in pleasure as you walked in?

Jim stands silent, giving an evil glare to Ron.

RON
Well we weren't expecting you home. Anyways, my kind are able to pleasure humans telepathicly without any contact. I was lying next to your mother the entire time, no touching was involved.

SHARON
Jim, I assure you there is nothing to this. This is something I just had the chance to do, and Ron made it fantastic. I still love your father and I most certainly love you!

JIM
So then, why are you naked?

RON
My people do not wear clothing. It gets us into a bit of trouble on some more diverse planets where we let or presence be known. On Earth we stay really low key, so only the people we want to see us, see us. But I won't bore you with my tales of intergalactic exhibitionism and unworldy pleasures.

JIM
Thank you.... (rolls eyes)

SHARON
I think you should get to sleep Jim, you should sleep off all those drinks you've had.

JIM
Um...well... yeah ok. We can talk more in the morning about this.

SHARON
Sure thing. You sleep good now, I love you.

JIM
Ok mom.

RON
I love you too Jim!

JIM
Shut the fuck up you weirdo.

Jim walks into his room.

INT. JIM'S ROOM - NIGHT

Jim gets undressed and into bed. As he starts to doze off, he hears the moaning from the other room resume and it is quite obvious he is infuriated by it.

JIM
God damn it all to hell!

Jim gets out of bed and grabs his iPod. He puts the earbuds in his ears and lays back down. He dozes off to "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey which is also playing as the screen fades.

FADE TO BLACK.


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Re: Thought I Would Share [Re: MyPsyclobinSide]
    #3648841 - 01/19/05 05:03 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

:lol: awesome!! i love it...welcome to the shroomery, man :mushroom2:


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Re: Thought I Would Share [Re: MyPsyclobinSide]
    #3648844 - 01/19/05 05:04 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

pretty strange story, but I enjoyed reading it anyways. Youve got quite an imagination

welcome


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Re: Thought I Would Share [Re: Pathos]
    #3648880 - 01/19/05 05:10 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Pathos said:
pretty strange story, but I enjoyed reading it anyways. Youve got quite an imagination




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Re: Thought I Would Share [Re: Pathos]
    #3648884 - 01/19/05 05:11 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Sometimes people ask me what Ron would look like in real life.

Well, imagine Will Ferrel naked and green with a huge member.  And make his head a triangle, there ya go! :smile:


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Re: Thought I Would Share [Re: MyPsyclobinSide]
    #3648894 - 01/19/05 05:12 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

thats Jerry Springer material right there, bro.


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Re: Thought I Would Share [Re: TYL3R]
    #3648920 - 01/19/05 05:18 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

That was cool! You should expand it make it like a really long post once a week continuing the story! Like make it a cliffhanger story. :thumbup: :thumbup: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: Id read it every week. You have a great imagination.


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Re: Thought I Would Share [Re: sui]
    #3649416 - 01/19/05 06:45 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

That was great, very creative and entertaing.  Hell yea, continue the story every week, or even sooner :smile:  I'll read it.


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Re: Thought I Would Share [Re: MyPsyclobinSide]
    #3649489 - 01/19/05 06:58 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

That's a pretty good skit... needs to be a little longer I'd say, but it's pretty solid. I've seen much worse on TV.

Good job.


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