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OfflineAxiom420
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Paranoia Pays Off
    #364665 - 08/01/01 09:58 AM (22 years, 6 months ago)

Smell is the biggest give away to cops that something is up. Cover it up. No smell, no suspicion. My friend just found out the hard way. Pulled over on the highway with a little smell of pot in the car wasn't good 'cause they searched the car and found mdma, lsd, ghb, several forms of thc, and who knows what else. He did have enough sense to keep all the crap in his stuff so his gf didn't come up on charges, which would really suck 'cause she's a school teacher. Buy stuff that smells good, if you're a guy get over it, consider it to be insurance. Better yet follow trafic laws.



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OfflinePotSmokinHippie
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Re: Paranoia Pays Off [Re: Axiom420]
    #366052 - 08/03/01 01:11 AM (22 years, 6 months ago)

Paranoia does pay off. But man, a whole life of worrying and being overtly concious about what you're doing, not worth it. Maybe being a little paranioid is good though.

I don't believe in an afterlife, so I don't have to spend my whole life fearing hell, or fearing heaven even more. For whatever the tortures of hell, I think the boredom of heaven would be even worse.
- Isaac Asimov


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OfflineEllis Dee
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Re: Paranoia Pays Off [Re: Axiom420]
    #372864 - 08/16/01 05:04 AM (22 years, 6 months ago)

Ask anyone in prison if they smoked weed on the road. They'll all say sure they did it all the time. The fastest way to get your car searched and go to prison or get a record is to toke on a pipe or a joint on a road trip or in a car anywhere at all. That's how the VAST MAJORITY of interstate trafickers get busted, they keep a litle stash in the passanger compartment to smoke on and they get pulled over. Also beware of the clothes you wear and if you're clean shaven and how your hair is while trafficking because that can and will get you searched too. Use common sense and don't smoke or snort anything up in the passenger compartment.

Stay safe.



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OfflinePhyl
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Re: Paranoia Pays Off [Re: Axiom420]
    #372897 - 08/16/01 07:39 AM (22 years, 6 months ago)

I got pulled over once stoned out of my mind. The policeman came to the window, and his first comment was how much the car stank of weed. We hapilly admitted to him that we'd been smoking spliffs all evening, but said we'd finished it all now (There was on ounce hidden in the car) and there was nothign he could do.
He then proceeded to search us, and the car (with a sniffer dog), and failed to find the weed (On top of the fuse box guys...they never look there).
It was so funny, he could tell there was weed in the car, coz the smell wasn't going away with the windows open, but he just couldn't find it. Eventually he had no choice but to let us go on our merry way.



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Re: Paranoia Pays Off [Re: Phyl]
    #376075 - 08/22/01 01:51 AM (22 years, 6 months ago)

you are one lucky SOB! thats a cool story tho!

"Trying is the first step towards failure" -Homer J. Simpson

In the above, Any and all references to reality are entirely fictional.

Just because you are paranoid, don't mean they're not after you...


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OfflineDXMHEAD420
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Re: Paranoia Pays Off [Re: Phyl]
    #485016 - 12/09/01 12:31 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

you are extremely lucky, not to mention stupid as hell. why in Gods name did you admit to smoking? he would have searched your car and came up with nothing either way. you didnt save yourself or anything by being honest. you should consider yourself lucky that he didnt find the weed, but even more lucky that he didnt charge your ass with dwi for admitting to him that you had been smoking joints all night.


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Re: Paranoia Pays Off [Re: DXMHEAD420]
    #495673 - 12/19/01 05:24 AM (22 years, 2 months ago)

Your damn lucky he didn't bust ya......lmfaooooo
I would have said it was my airfreshener or somethin...geezzz
They can bust you for being under the influence of anything driving.....ya nut.
Glad you didn't get busted thou.
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OfflineSnobrdr311
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Re: Paranoia Pays Off [Re: DXMHEAD420]
    #496457 - 12/19/01 10:02 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

DXM don't be so hardheaded, why lie about somthing when it's totally obivous when the smell is as strong as he stated?
the cop knew they has been smoking, it was a dead giveaway, he did the right thing in admitting it. cooperation goes a long way with cops, whatever you do you DO NOT want to get them pissed off at you. keeping a cool head, being honest and curtious does go a long way with cops, it's gotten me out of a few tight squeezes as well.


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Re: Paranoia Pays Off [Re: Phyl]
    #496491 - 12/19/01 10:42 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

im with telling the truth to the cop, ive been stoped many occasions and the cops have search and found weed on passengers, what they did was take it and let us go but not until they try to get some information which noone ever gives up. so the cops let you got because where im from they dont care about a little bit of weed. one time they made us dump out a 1/2oz. and we came back and get it when they left. cops will care more if you lie to them, if its is obvious then tell the truth.


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Re: Paranoia Pays Off [Re: delysid]
    #574963 - 03/10/02 11:19 AM (21 years, 11 months ago)

That's some bad advice there buddy. If they ask if you are doing or have done anything illegal say NO! If he hadn't admitted he had just smoked pot, then they would have had no grounds to arrest him for DWI, he was lucky they didn't. They would have searched the vehicle still, possibly looking a little harder than they did. He got lucky that they bought his bluff.

Never in any circumstances be cooperative with ANYONE who is trying to screw you over.



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Re: Paranoia Pays Off [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #575355 - 03/10/02 10:19 PM (21 years, 11 months ago)

what state were you in? driving while stoned on marijuana is not illegal in all states.


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OfflineCuckoosNest
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Re: Paranoia Pays Off [Re: toastytrip]
    #575544 - 03/11/02 03:29 AM (21 years, 11 months ago)

Not in Idaho i believe it was. I could be wrong though


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OfflineDastoner
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Re: Paranoia Pays Off [Re: CuckoosNest]
    #602475 - 04/08/02 06:18 PM (21 years, 10 months ago)

Your right, It's not illegal in Idaho. I live here and they cant do shit unless u dont pass the sobriety tests.
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Re: Paranoia Pays Off [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #621070 - 04/28/02 04:07 AM (21 years, 9 months ago)

Definetly never admit to having or using drugs unless you dont have any (drugs, or parafinelia) on your person, in your car, or if your friends have any. If a cop pats you down and feels a baggie or weed or a pipe or whatever, and tells your to take it out of your pocket. DONT! Make him take it out, that way if it was an illigel search, you'll get off. I do somewhat agree with the truth, if your totally slobbed drunk, and driving, and you get pulled over, your so much better off saying "Yessssofffercer, I have deenbrinking a bit todnight. - I had 'bout 15 beers!" most of the time, they'll nail you with less charges then if you slurr out that you're sober and havnt touched any intoxicating substances. If you lie, it pisses em off and they'll charge with everything - endangerment of passenger, reckless driving, speeding, DUI, traffic violations (X2), broken brakelight... etc... But only admit to something if you're already obviously fucked.


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Re: Paranoia Pays Off [Re: Axiom420]
    #621216 - 04/28/02 10:32 AM (21 years, 9 months ago)

If they KNOW you're doing something, its best just to tell em. I got pulled over with my friends and one of them tried to lie and say he hadn't been doing anything and didn't have any weed and shit, when he did. They said he could be charged with a felony if they found out he was lying so he confessed.. I fessed up first thing, and the driver was sober.. Kinda funny, the cop knew us from 7th grade DARE class, and let us off with a warning.. took our last joint and half gallon of whiskey, though.. ;[


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Re: Paranoia Pays Off [Re: Dastoner]
    #630766 - 05/14/02 04:59 PM (21 years, 9 months ago)

Here, in Minnesota, it is not illegal to drive under the influence of marijuana.


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Re: Paranoia Pays Off [Re: Axiom420]
    #630780 - 05/14/02 05:06 PM (21 years, 9 months ago)

The best bet is to know your rights. And NEVER, under ANY circumstances, should you consent to a search. Even if you don't have anything illegal in your vehicle, DON'T consent.

And if you're going to smoke weed in your car, bring something to cover the smell and smoke out of a joint (you don't have to worry about the choke and you can swallow it if you get pulled over). And don't use your car for drug storage.


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OfflineMushroomBoy123
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Re: Paranoia Pays Off [Re: Axiom420]
    #638852 - 05/21/02 07:06 AM (21 years, 9 months ago)

Back in the day when i was a druggy, I had my run in w/ the law. I have always found that being honest does help alot. When they know you are lying, It pisses them off. Also never give them your stash, make them find it, Its kinda fun to watch a cop come up empty handed after 20 min. of hardcore searching.


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InvisibleEvilShroomer
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Re: Paranoia Pays Off [Re: Axiom420]
    #663393 - 06/04/02 09:37 PM (21 years, 8 months ago)

well first off , if a cop comes to your door , smells weed , you say you havent smoked any, and you dont smell anything , cop can then search your car , take you in for a drug test , i think cops now have a portable drug test kit on them , and you have to do it , or else you can be arrest for not be cooperated


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    #678190 - 06/14/02 09:55 AM (21 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: Paranoia Pays Off [Re: Macey Howard]
    #680066 - 06/15/02 10:21 AM (21 years, 8 months ago)

The first time I ever bought an ounce. Me and my buddy blazed our selves retarded. We had just given blood that day for school so I wasn't feeling up to having to drive so I let him. he was turning off and almost hit someone with a fucken cop right behind us. Oh man that was the worse 20 mintues in my life. We got off with a warning because I told him I didn't feel good from giving blood but if he would have searched us we would ahve been fucked. That 20 mintues felt like 2 hours.



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Re: Paranoia Pays Off [Re: xnevermore]
    #686720 - 06/18/02 05:51 PM (21 years, 8 months ago)

Haha, I hear that man. I NEVER have anything illegal in my car, I won't allow it. If I ever get pulled over and the cops pull that "I smell marijuana" bullshit and they ask for my consent to search my car, I'll tell them NO.
I'm pretty sure that standard procedure in GA is for them to bring in the dogs if you decline a search, because they know you are hiding something. I'll let those fuckers bring the dogs in, search the car for an hour, they wont find shit... And then I'll laugh at them, all just to fuck with them

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Re: Paranoia Pays Off [Re: Gumby]
    #695825 - 06/23/02 08:09 AM (21 years, 8 months ago)

I've seen so many people put their stash in the glove compartment it's pathetic. If you get pulled over the first thing a cop wants is your license, registration and insurance papers and most people keep their registration in the glove compartment, probably right underneath the shit they just tossed in.
So don't have illegal shit in your car, don't consent to a search even if you don't have anything because maybe there is something you don't know about and you don't have to consent anyway.
More and more states are implementing 'Driving under the influence' laws that include anything, not just alcohol. How many times have you seen the show COPS that goes something like this:
COP: Is that your duffel bag?
GUY: Yeah
COP: Mind if I have a look in it?
GUY: No, go ahead.
And the cop finds fucking weed in there. How stupid can you get?

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    #698632 - 06/24/02 03:42 PM (21 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: Paranoia Pays Off [Re: Macey Howard]
    #699522 - 06/25/02 01:16 AM (21 years, 8 months ago)

I got two vehicles, one for riding around in, smokin' dope, and the other for everyday use, no drugs allowed.





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    #699555 - 06/25/02 02:17 AM (21 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: Paranoia Pays Off [Re: toolshroomer]
    #714641 - 06/30/02 10:30 PM (21 years, 7 months ago)

Its not black and white. Cops are people too. It is their job. I have a job. Often times ill stiff customers cause they are assholes. Othertimes ill hook them up for many reasons. Cops can do the same. But like anyone, if someone makes me mad, or frustrated, or lies to me, or disrespects me, threatens me... or gives me any kind of string to pull...i will pull. They just challenged me, and I will not lose. Not when im in power. I know i have the power, and if you know i do too, i dont need to prove it. Im sure some cops feel the same :>


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